Bring Santa on!!!!Posted on 12/24/2004 7:09:49 AM PST by varina davis
Dec. 24, 2004 -- A "mostly" unidentified object was spotted this morning soaring at extremely high altitude just north of Alaska, apparently headed south.
After pin-pointing the object on radar, U.S. military aircraft was poised to provide an "emergency" escort to the United States and other points through midnight tonight.
Though uncertain of the origin of the high-flying object, it is believed to resemble an old-fashioned sleigh and a jolly fat man can be seen with the reins to a passle of wild reindeer.
The object appears to be overloaded, with strange packages spilling out and dropping onto villages and cities as it makes it's way to various destinations.
President George W. Bush and Pentagon officials are aware of the situation and have ordered an uninterrupted flight for the sleigh, with cookies and hot chocolate served whenever and wherever it lands.
There is also a banner streaming from the rear of the sleigh-like object pronouncing: "Merry Christmas!"
Thanks for the link, I knew I would find it here on FR for the kids.
Santa's approaching Newfoundland now, so the kids are off to bed with a gleam in their eye, and I'm back to cooking!
Merry Christmas!
"Hey Santa, your papers, please."
To one of my very favorite people, Merry Christmas!, Varina!!!
He will grow unto a sinless man who will willingly clasp all of the sins of the world to his breast and carry them to a criminals death. But today He is the Christ Child. The Blessed Innocent! The pure Son of God!
Hallelujah indeed!
Lakey! A Merry Christmas and wonderful New Year to you, too. Glad to hear from you. Hope all is well in beautiful Ariz.
Bring Santa on!!!!Does he share with you?
By all means. That is why we are jolly old fellows.
Brrrr. If only the Apaches would do a snow dance, it might warm up.
Well, the object made it here. Now, if the electricity folks can just get their stuff together. Oh, that's right. More snow.
I heard one fella tell today of driving nearly 100 miles to take a shower.
Firin' up the kettle on the old stove. search http://www.wunderground.com for snow photos taken of this storm after 12/22. It's something to see.
Merry Christmas to all.
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