Posted on 12/16/2004 7:58:15 PM PST by tomkow6
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...zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz....wake up!..............I got some MORE ideas.......why?......cause we gotta....huh?....I wanna sleep....no, GET UP!....we gonna go shoppin' AGAIN??..... MORE EXCITING Holiday GIFTS! Welcome to Camp RUN-A-MUK! We've got Eye candy...Mind candy...and Chicken soup for the soul! Welcome to the ULTIMATE Shopping guide, part 2!
Lady Jag once said, "Love is a battlefield." And she couldn't be more right. It's a tough world out there... between dating, and work, and dating, and errands, and dating... life can eat you alive. To compete in the real world, you gotta be equipped. And that's where the Miss Army Knife comes in. It's a complete field artillery kit that looks like an innocent Swiss Army Knife. But it contains everything you need to survive rough terrain or rough dates. The Miss Army Knife opens every which way and includes the following indispensable tools... flashlight..perfume bottle..keychain..bottle opener..needle & thread..screwdriver..safety pin..scissors..corkscrew..ruler..mirror..nail file..pen..pill box..tweezers knife
It's brilliantly designed and built to last. The uses are endless -- use the knife to carve your lover's initials on a fence post. Use the nail file to file it away once you dump him. Use the perfume bottle to attract a replacement. Use the flashlight to show him the door when you dump him. About the only thing you can't do with it is use the needle & thread to mend your broken heart. The Miss Army Knife makes a wonderful and thoughtful gift, which makes us wonder what it's doing at Camp Run-A-Muk! MR. MOUTHYMOUTH
It's made of flesh-like rubber, with a huge teeth, a flexible tongue, and eyeballs that seem to dangle on strands of exposed flesh. Because it's so flexible, you can make all sorts of disgusting faces with it. It's more fun that a barrel of mucus! HALF HAMSTER / HALF GODZILLA Run! Flee! Beat it! It's Hamzilla! Dancing Hamsters have reached a new level of stupidity with this marvel. It's a little stuffed hamster dressed in a Godzilla costume. That's right... a hamster in a monster costume. It doesn't get much stupider than this. But there's more... When you press his Godzilla foot, he sings and dances a pretty heavy rock song. You probably won't my "voices", but here are the lyrics... He picks up a bus Oh, no. They say he's got to go.
If you know what's good for you, you'll buy a Hamzilla. You don't want to make him mad.
So you can see why Camp Run-A-Muk is so excited to offer this incredible Hamster Clock for your consideration. It's by far the most remarkable clock we have ever seen. The colorful Hamster Clock features a furry, mechanical hamster inside of a hamster exercise wheel. Once every minute, THE HAMSTER RUNS and the hamster wheel goes around one revolution. The wheel is connected to an intricate series of 12 gears -- So when the hamster wheel goes around, it makes the clock's minute hand move 1-minute forward.
How does the word in the box make you feel?
If the very mention of liberals makes you scream in frustration and pull the hair out of your head, then this punching bag might save your sanity, if not your very life.
The John Kerry Bop Bag stands a mighty 46 inches tall with a sand-filled base so he pops back up after you bop 'em. A politician has to be thick-skinned, the Kerry Bop Bag is made of durable vinyl. As a finishing touch, Kerry sports a pair of 3-D Boxing Gloves that squeak when you slug them.
SINGIN' IN THE RAIN PUPPY
And we suppose this toy can be considered annoying as well. It's a little stuffed puppy who refuses to let a rain storm dampen his spirits. When you press his paw, "Singin' In The Rain" plays and the pooch swings his umbrella from side to side.
FREE, with the purchase a 1-year subscription to It starts innocently enough... You find a little kitten on your doorstep and "rescue" it. Then, somehow, another cat comes along, and you take that one in, too. Then another. And another. Before long, you look in the mirror and... OH MY GOD!!! You're a Crazy Cat Lady!!!! The people who designed The Crazy Cat Lady Action Figure certainly must know such a person. Because this bizarre toy captures the Cat Lady Phenomenon to a "T"! The Crazy Cat Lady stands 5-1/4" tall and can be posed however you like. No cats, puppies, hamsters, or my "voices" were harmed in the creation of this opening! Nor was Santa Claus! |
Was that video not just darling??
LOL! Great one LJ.
I got all of my shopping done in one day. It was far too easy.
The White House should to do monthly Barney movies and C-SPAN should dedicate a tv channel to the Barney cam. :^)
Here, here!! I love Barney!!!
Merry Christmas Betsy!
High five for being done shopping.
I'll be at Mailboxes Etc bright and early tomorrow morning.
Do both of your boys still believe in Santa?
I have to confess that I believed for many years,
despite my older brother's numerous attempts to ruin my parents' fun in playing the part.
WooHoo!
My father sent me this BBC story and said that he is waiting for his "last gift": An 82-year-old Chinese Nobel physicist plans to marry a 28-year-old graduate student, whom he has described as his "last gift" from God.
Thanks... I wanted to bring your attention to a thread here at FR which is in honor of an American Hero who has passed. He was 81, and you can read all about him here:
Here is a post from his son in law:
Thank you to all who responded.
I was going through Lenny's mementos last night and I found an old yellowed piece of paper entiltled "Battle Honors." Some of you may be interested in reading this:
Headquarters
NINTH AIR FORCE
AP(O 696???), U. S. Army
19 January 1945
BATTLE HONORS
1. Under the provisions of Section IV, Circular 333, WD, 1943, the following named unit of the Ninth Air Force is cited for outstanding performance of duty in action against the enemy. The citation reads as follows:
The 10th Photographic Reconnaissance Group. For extraordinary performance of duty in action against the enemy from 6 May to 20 May 1944. The 10th Photographic Reconnaissance Group was charged with the heavy responsibility of furnishing vitally important photographs of the beaches on the continent upon which the Allied forces subsequently landed on 6 June 1944. In order to insure that the requisite photographs were of such a quality and scale that beach and shore defenses could be studied minutely for the briefing and training of assault troops it was necessary that the extremely low level oblique photographs be obtained at minimum altitude. Employing specially modified equipment installed in unarmed P-38 type aircraft, the intrepid pilots of the 10th Photographic Reconnaissance Group gallantly undertook the most hazardous missions. Flying unarmed and unescorted and at altitude as low as twenty-five feet, they fearlessly piloted their aircraft over the difficult photographic runs in the face of intense fire from some of the strongest anti-aircraft installations in Western Europe. Despite the great difficulties and dangers involved in the execution of these missions of the highest priority, the 10th Photographic Reconnaissance Group was successful in obtaining excellent photographs of coastal defenses from Blankenberghe to Dunkerque and from La Touquet to St Vaast la Hougue. The extraordinary skill, fortitude, and gallant devotion to duty demonstrated by the airmen of the 10th Photographic Reconnaissance Group in the brilliant discharge of this exacting assignment reflects the highest credit upon the organization and are in keeping with the finest traditions of the Army Air Forces.
By the command of Major General VANDENBERG
WW Millard
Colonel, GSC
C of S
78 posted on 12/17/2004 2:05:53 PM PST by Inyokern
Hi! Remember me?
Thank you Ma for the hot cocoa! Delicious! ((HUGS))
I hope you scolded Beachy for suggesting that one your children imbibe an adult beverage.
Shopping was a remarkable success! Tomorrow I ship.
Hey, you are that Colonel who lives on the tundra.
Good To see you!!
How are you? Enjoying the holiday season?
Hope you have some time away from the office.
Hi honey, boo!!
The burkas hide a lot. No PT needed. LOL! The Duck needs an official countdown clock.
How are you, Spotsybelle? I am taking next week off - but working from home. This week has been horrible. So it's time for a little relaxation in the Canteen!
Woohoo! Hi, sweetie! How are you feeling?
Fantabulous honey!! And you?? How's the family??
MINE!!!!
MINE!!!!
MINE!!!!
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