Posted on 12/16/2004 7:58:15 PM PST by tomkow6
|
...zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz....wake up!..............I got some MORE ideas.......why?......cause we gotta....huh?....I wanna sleep....no, GET UP!....we gonna go shoppin' AGAIN??..... MORE EXCITING Holiday GIFTS! Welcome to Camp RUN-A-MUK! We've got Eye candy...Mind candy...and Chicken soup for the soul! Welcome to the ULTIMATE Shopping guide, part 2!
Lady Jag once said, "Love is a battlefield." And she couldn't be more right. It's a tough world out there... between dating, and work, and dating, and errands, and dating... life can eat you alive. To compete in the real world, you gotta be equipped. And that's where the Miss Army Knife comes in. It's a complete field artillery kit that looks like an innocent Swiss Army Knife. But it contains everything you need to survive rough terrain or rough dates. The Miss Army Knife opens every which way and includes the following indispensable tools... flashlight..perfume bottle..keychain..bottle opener..needle & thread..screwdriver..safety pin..scissors..corkscrew..ruler..mirror..nail file..pen..pill box..tweezers knife
It's brilliantly designed and built to last. The uses are endless -- use the knife to carve your lover's initials on a fence post. Use the nail file to file it away once you dump him. Use the perfume bottle to attract a replacement. Use the flashlight to show him the door when you dump him. About the only thing you can't do with it is use the needle & thread to mend your broken heart. The Miss Army Knife makes a wonderful and thoughtful gift, which makes us wonder what it's doing at Camp Run-A-Muk! MR. MOUTHYMOUTH
It's made of flesh-like rubber, with a huge teeth, a flexible tongue, and eyeballs that seem to dangle on strands of exposed flesh. Because it's so flexible, you can make all sorts of disgusting faces with it. It's more fun that a barrel of mucus! HALF HAMSTER / HALF GODZILLA Run! Flee! Beat it! It's Hamzilla! Dancing Hamsters have reached a new level of stupidity with this marvel. It's a little stuffed hamster dressed in a Godzilla costume. That's right... a hamster in a monster costume. It doesn't get much stupider than this. But there's more... When you press his Godzilla foot, he sings and dances a pretty heavy rock song. You probably won't my "voices", but here are the lyrics... He picks up a bus Oh, no. They say he's got to go.
If you know what's good for you, you'll buy a Hamzilla. You don't want to make him mad.
So you can see why Camp Run-A-Muk is so excited to offer this incredible Hamster Clock for your consideration. It's by far the most remarkable clock we have ever seen. The colorful Hamster Clock features a furry, mechanical hamster inside of a hamster exercise wheel. Once every minute, THE HAMSTER RUNS and the hamster wheel goes around one revolution. The wheel is connected to an intricate series of 12 gears -- So when the hamster wheel goes around, it makes the clock's minute hand move 1-minute forward.
How does the word in the box make you feel?
If the very mention of liberals makes you scream in frustration and pull the hair out of your head, then this punching bag might save your sanity, if not your very life.
The John Kerry Bop Bag stands a mighty 46 inches tall with a sand-filled base so he pops back up after you bop 'em. A politician has to be thick-skinned, the Kerry Bop Bag is made of durable vinyl. As a finishing touch, Kerry sports a pair of 3-D Boxing Gloves that squeak when you slug them.
SINGIN' IN THE RAIN PUPPY
And we suppose this toy can be considered annoying as well. It's a little stuffed puppy who refuses to let a rain storm dampen his spirits. When you press his paw, "Singin' In The Rain" plays and the pooch swings his umbrella from side to side.
FREE, with the purchase a 1-year subscription to It starts innocently enough... You find a little kitten on your doorstep and "rescue" it. Then, somehow, another cat comes along, and you take that one in, too. Then another. And another. Before long, you look in the mirror and... OH MY GOD!!! You're a Crazy Cat Lady!!!! The people who designed The Crazy Cat Lady Action Figure certainly must know such a person. Because this bizarre toy captures the Cat Lady Phenomenon to a "T"! The Crazy Cat Lady stands 5-1/4" tall and can be posed however you like. No cats, puppies, hamsters, or my "voices" were harmed in the creation of this opening! Nor was Santa Claus! |
USO HOLIDAY TOUR Model Leann Tweeden warms up a hangar bay, filled with U.S. sailors aboard the aircraft carrier USS Harry S. Truman, Dec. 15, 2004, near Bahrain. Tweeden emceed a USO show, hosted by Chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff Air Force Gen. Richard B. Myers. They are joined by NFL Hall of Fame quarterback John Elway and actors/comedians Blake Clark and Robin Williams. U.S. Air Force photo by Tech. Sgt. Scott M. Ash
I love it when he waxes his legs!! Woo-hoo!!!
Last time I had to shave my legs, I used one of these...
Hiya Beachie ~ what's a smoohie?? :):)
Smooches!
Hmmmmm....Party? What kind of party do you have in mind?
A Pet party?
A Halloween Party?
A Costume Party?
Pool Party?
BTTT!!!!!!
BTTT!!!!!!
I THINK it's the movie "What Women Want" where he tries to see what it's like to be a woman - he waxes and goes thre all sorts of craziness. When he pulls the cooled wax off himself it's hysterical -- mostly because we women go thru all kinds of insanity to look right. I tell hubby that if men had to have the babies civilization would have died out long ago! LOL!!! ;o)
BTTT!!!!!!!!
Oh...oh.....what happened?
BTTT!!!!!!!
BTTT!!!!!!!
Yes, indeed it is. WHO stole my "c"?
That's the movie, alright. I loved it, but am not sure why...
I tried to find a pic of the scene where he is jumping up and down to try to get into a pair of pantyhose when his daughter and her boyfriend walk in..."Mel Gibson in (my) Stockings".
RIP 2 soldiers
The leg shave with a hunting knife? I'm not sure I want to share that story....
Mel is so funny! You know one of the neat parts of that movie was also when he did his dance routine with the hat.
Disclaimer: Opinions posted on Free Republic are those of the individual posters and do not necessarily represent the opinion of Free Republic or its management. All materials posted herein are protected by copyright law and the exemption for fair use of copyrighted works.