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Canada's birth rate at all-time low
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Need we say more?
Posted on 12/01/2004 2:30:28 PM PST by JusPasenThru
Regards,
After surviving the horror of the singing bellybuttons, I'd say we're ready for anything.
---must be the aging population or something. About twenty five years ago , I had a discussion with a "dancer" in a Vancouver, BC, nude joint who was a farm girl from Alberta who indicated that most of her contemporaries were the same --farm girls looking for a way off the farm.
Headline:
Need we say more?
I've been in clubs in Windsor (in my younger days), looked around at the action in the dark recesses, and expected the vice squad to bust in at any time. Never happens, though.
Had my bachelor party at Club Saphire (I think that's the name- new, gigantic club). Vegas might be my favorite place in the world.
yeah... I guess that was kinda what I thought... I just get amazed that some people can be so blatent about it.
Geesh, your standards are high! I, personally, would be satisfied if they could dance in 5" stilletos... ;-)
The one-inch Sorrels I wouldn't mind too much either...
Anybody who says "Oh, Lord, help me," except in the sense of the young St. Augustine, probably shouldn't be on the list...
"as well as border towns like Niagara and Windsor.
Or so I've been told."
Sarnia, too. Or so I've been told.
Is a Candian male a HOSER...and a Canadian female a HOSERETTE?
Or are they ALL just HOSERS up there?
The article is a satire, but the scandal is true.
We could send them Bill Clinton, he knpws how to pull a zipper down: Of course he doesnt know how to keep one up.
One day after 9-11 I volunteered to assist U.S. Customs on the Detroit side of the Tunnel on a Saturday night/Sunday morning midnight shift. Between 3-4 am quite a few carloads of girls admitted to being on the way back from Danny's.
The most accurate gauge of a socity's decline is it's de-population activities, and judging by Canada's promotion of abortion, birth-control, low fertility rates and overall stupidity, I'd say the Canucks won't be around much longer, 100 years tops.
Forgot about Sarnia. That's where we used to go when I was living in Rochester Hills.
It doesn't even get that far. Is it just me, or did he not even know what to do once the zipper came down?
Or so I've been told.
Modernman, why doesn't it surprise me you would know things like that ?
But seriously, isn't the Canadian stripper shortage probably due to something more prosaic ? Once when I was in Alberta for a month, I noticed how many blondes there were. Blondes are not native in large numbers to the cities of blue America. They have to be imported from the heartland. So a Canadian blonde's prospects are better in New York or LA where she will command a trophy premium than they would be back home where blondes are plentiful.
Fort Worth, Texas does not have such a problem. You cannot swing a dead cat over your head without hitting a tittie bar or totally nude strip joint. I was just days away from buying one there when I was busted by a Joint Customs/FBI/DEA Task Force. As a 90% cash business, it was perfect money laundering opportunity.
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