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A message from your friendly, helful Mr. Herzot
"... forced to finish our pees before we are aloud to leave the dinner table." ^
Posted on 11/19/2004 10:38:52 AM PST by Duke_Zelig
Peas... Little green Peas... I've always hated them, their texture, the taste, they're just plain nasty. I want to apologize to all of you for misspelling that word, as well as few others in my last post. I was in a rush, and was unable to edit the piece before I sent it out. As it was, my boss was about due to return from his trip to the Philippines, and I had to make it look as though I had been working, like the positively aggressive worker bee that I claim to be. Now, as I stated before, in a somewhat sloppy manner, I was simply giving a commentary on the sorry state of this quickly depreciating country of ours. WE ARE IN SERIOUS DANGER MEN, and its due time that we fight to better ourselves before its too late. If we're so dang anxious to step in and save the poor, oppressed Iraqis, then why not step in and help the other that need us more. Because Terrorists live in Irag? That’s just bogus trash talk! I'll tell you why, cause it wont line Bush's fat pockets the way he'd like, the way he needs, to feel like a big bad man. The man is about money, and corporation, and has been placed in office by the like. I weep for the future of this country, cause it's just about on its last legs. RIP AMERICA, RIP my lady love, for here we stand, our hands held high, our love as thick as newly churned butter.
-Peace out Blister Herzog
TOPICS: Your Opinion/Questions
KEYWORDS: ahole; beeber; buttpirateattack; commasforsale; commierat; pees; peesaloudattable; snortspeas; stuned; zot
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To: Duke_Zelig
Oh, jeez... Not this s**t again!
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posted on
11/19/2004 10:57:14 AM PST
by
RebelBanker
(To crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentation of the women!)
To: Duke_Zelig
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posted on
11/19/2004 10:57:30 AM PST
by
sandalwood
(Vote Pat Toomey for Governor)
To: Duke_Zelig
Man, it's back again...
Look, if you want to help the poor and oppressed, just do as most conservatives do and go help them! Get off your lazy a$$ and do something, and quit expecting the government to take care of you.
And also, go away.
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posted on
11/19/2004 10:58:31 AM PST
by
cspackler
(There are 10 kinds of people in this world, those who understand binary and those who don't.)
To: Duke_Zelig
Shut up RAT and eat your peas!
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posted on
11/19/2004 10:59:17 AM PST
by
Dallas59
("A weak peace is worse than war" - Tacitcus)
To: johnfkerrysucks
I use the max megatonage possible in my nukes. Rumor has it the trolls hide deep underground in bunkers after littering the boards. ;-)
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posted on
11/19/2004 11:00:33 AM PST
by
KoRn
To: Duke_Zelig
our love as thick as newly churned butter.
Gee.
ZOT!
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posted on
11/19/2004 11:02:17 AM PST
by
trisham
To: Duke_Zelig
I think it's Garrison Keillor.
To: Duke_Zelig
Dear Mr. Zelig Blister Hartzog, your wonderful, insightful post has made me see the error of my ways! I'll never eat peas again!
Nursey-nurse late with your meds this morn?
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posted on
11/19/2004 11:06:11 AM PST
by
Theresawithanh
(Tagline go away, where tagline? He-e-e-e-e-e-re tagline.......)
To: Duke_Zelig
where exactly is Irag ?
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posted on
11/19/2004 11:06:44 AM PST
by
stylin19a
(Marines - filling up the Iraq Tomb of the Unknown Soldier)
To: Duke_Zelig
Duke Zippy,
If you are so worried why don't you leave? My advice to you is stop talking and start packing.
To: Duke_Zelig
Am I in time for the ZOT?
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posted on
11/19/2004 11:07:25 AM PST
by
Budge
(<><)
To: Duke_Zelig
Your so sad about the world and America and so worried about Bush little clown......
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posted on
11/19/2004 11:07:27 AM PST
by
Dallas59
("A weak peace is worse than war" - Tacitcus)
To: Duke_Zelig
"... forced to finish our pees before we are aloud to leave the dinner table." Peas... Little green Peas... I've always hated them, their texture, the taste, they're just plain nasty. I want to apologize to all of you for misspelling that word,
Of course you know that all of us who voted for Bush are ignorant, uneducated, mouth-breathers who wouldn't know the difference anyway.
But we were taught etiquette. I was always allowed to leave the dinner table but never aloud to leave.
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posted on
11/19/2004 11:07:33 AM PST
by
jimthewiz
(California conservative in a bright red county)
To: Duke_Zelig
"... forced to finish our pees before we are aloud to leave the dinner table." Peas... Little green Peas... I've always hated them, their texture, the taste, they're just plain nasty. I want to apologize to all of you for misspelling that word,
Of course you know that all of us who voted for Bush are ignorant, uneducated, mouth-breathers who wouldn't know the difference anyway.
But we were taught etiquette. I was always allowed to leave the dinner table but never aloud to leave.
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posted on
11/19/2004 11:07:33 AM PST
by
jimthewiz
(California conservative in a bright red county)
To: Duke_Zelig
Was your boss able to smell the alcohol on your breath?
Just curious.
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posted on
11/19/2004 11:08:08 AM PST
by
Publius6961
(The most abundant things in the universe are hydrogen and stupidity.)
To: Duke_Zelig
Actual video of this moron getting his ZOT, with sound:
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posted on
11/19/2004 11:08:21 AM PST
by
TChris
(You keep using that word. I don't think it means what yHello, I'm a TAGLINE vir)
To: Duke_Zelig
You're still aloud out?
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posted on
11/19/2004 11:09:39 AM PST
by
cake_crumb
(UN Resolutions=Very Expensive, Very SCRATCHY Toilet Paper)
To: Duke_Zelig
Because Terrorists live in Irag?Dang. After all that, we've been fighting in the wrong country! Don't I feel stupid now...
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posted on
11/19/2004 11:10:06 AM PST
by
TChris
(You keep using that word. I don't think it means what yHello, I'm a TAGLINE vir)
To: Duke_Zelig; Neets; Darksheare; scott0347; timpad; KangarooJacqui; The Scourge of Yazid; ...
In again after the ZOT.
Duke you might want to hold onto something
Looks like a storm is moving in
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posted on
11/19/2004 11:10:09 AM PST
by
scott0347
(Commander of the 0347th Lancer Brigade, Operator of the Immaculate Steamroller)
To: johnfkerrysucks
You mean hugh don't you?
:)
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posted on
11/19/2004 11:11:30 AM PST
by
scott0347
(Commander of the 0347th Lancer Brigade, Operator of the Immaculate Steamroller)
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