[jimthewiz]

"... forced to finish our pees before we are aloud to leave the dinner table." Peas... Little green Peas... I've always hated them, their texture, the taste, they're just plain nasty. I want to apologize to all of you for misspelling that word,

Of course you know that all of us who voted for Bush are ignorant, uneducated, mouth-breathers who wouldn't know the difference anyway.
But we were taught etiquette. I was always allowed to leave the dinner table but never aloud to leave.

[johnb838]

I was never aloud to PEE at the dinner table either.