LINCOLN BEDROOM FOUND IN CLINTON LIBRARY - Historic Room Moved Piece by Piece to Arkansas

Borowitz Report ^

[Jaxter]

"In addition to the former president’s papers and memorabilia, the library contains over eighty million objects, many of them sperm."

lol

[InvisibleChurch]

i'm surprised he doesn't have Lincoln himself propped over in the corner with a speaker behind him announcing "Bill Clinton never worked so hard as to bring peoples together again in the face of the VastRightWingConspiracy!"

[bluedad]

lol!
great piece to start this dreary morning.

[PBRSTREETGANG]

Do they have a wax figure of Markie Post jumping on the bed?

[pageonetoo]

In a related note, local pawn shops in Little Rock have been inundated with silverware with the seal of the POTUS engraved on them, as well as numerous objets d'art donated to the clinton Administration from 1993-2000. All items came from a mysterious pants-suited woman who insisted that her name really was Hillary!

[Shery]

IS this a joke? That property belongs to us! Clintons should not own that, as it is historic period piece furniture that is part and parcel of the White House.

This is an outrage!

[Alouette]

I think this is a spoof.

[backhoe]

Markie Post and Linda Bloodworth- jumping on the bed in the Lincoln Bedroom......

[buffyt]

Just DON'T buy a cigar in the Gift Shop, you KNOW where it's been.

[Jay777]

What exactly is "is"?

[cardinal4]

Uh..I think this a joke..

[Old Grumpy]

I feel physically sick every time I see that picture. Those cretins have no respect for priceless antiquities.

[backhoe]

I feel physically sick every time I see that picture. Those cretins have no respect for priceless antiquities.

No argument from me- I honestly get sick of posting the old garbage associated with the Clintons & friends 8-year insult to America, but I worry that too many people have never seen it, or have forgotten already.

[Old Phone Man]

A picture is worth a thousand words.Those two liberal losers, jumping on a national treasure tells me all I ever want to hear about that Drawer Dropping, lying ,Busterd and The Thing he's married to!!!!

[Right Angler]

Is it true that there is also a display of "W" keys from genuine White House keyboards? I think it's near the display of White House china and funiture.

[sweetiepiezer]

LOL too funny.
Here is the link for the CLinton Counter Library.

http://www.counterclintonlibrary.com/cgi-data/news/files/22.shtml

[Route101]

They should install showers outside the library...just incase you want to "clean up" after your visit.....

[CasearianDaoist]

I actaully believed this was an actual news article for about 90 seconds.

[AuH2ORepublican]

"Do they have a wax figure of Markie Post jumping on the bed?"

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Markie Post from Night Court? She slept with Clinton while he was President? And I thought Sharon Stone was the only star entertainer who was so perverted.