Something about this story smells...
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To: MississippiMasterpiece
Takes all the fun out of it!
2 posted on
11/13/2004 9:42:46 AM PST by
Nov3
("This is the best election night in history." --DNC chair Terry McAuliffe Nov. 2,2004 8p.m.)
To: MississippiMasterpiece
3 posted on
11/13/2004 9:44:56 AM PST by
billorites
(freepo ergo sum)
To: MississippiMasterpiece
I would buy this if it amplified the sound.
To: MississippiMasterpiece
I love American ingenuity....this ranks right up there with the crapper.....invented in turn by John Crapper of England.
To: MississippiMasterpiece
I can imagine the product testing!
'OK, broccoli, beans & crabcakes for dinner last night'...
'Quick, someone pull my finger!'
6 posted on
11/13/2004 9:45:59 AM PST by
45semi
(A Kennedy speaking, and the wind from me arse, bear suspicious resemblance...)
To: MississippiMasterpiece
Do they make something to cover a Democrats pie hole ?
To: MississippiMasterpiece
8 posted on
11/13/2004 9:47:01 AM PST by
billorites
(freepo ergo sum)
To: MississippiMasterpiece
"We don't want your steenkin' cushions"
9 posted on
11/13/2004 9:47:45 AM PST by
uncleshag
(Send the light !)
To: MississippiMasterpiece
That would take all the fun out of an SBD*
Nam Vet
10 posted on
11/13/2004 9:48:17 AM PST by
Nam Vet
(MSM reporters think the MOIST dream they had the night before is a "reliable source".)
To: MississippiMasterpiece
I suppose a tailgate party would be the only acceptable place to use one of these- imagine the stigma created by hauling your GasBGon seat cushion into church with you. It would "clear out the pew" in more ways than one.
11 posted on
11/13/2004 9:49:03 AM PST by
fat city
(Julius Rosenberg's soviet code name was "Liberal")
To: MississippiMasterpiece
Do they make them in Extra Large for Hillary?
To: MississippiMasterpiece
Hi, I'm John Kerry. I received three Purple Farts, errr, uhhm, hearts. Did you know I was in Viet Nam?
13 posted on
11/13/2004 9:49:25 AM PST by
SGCOS
To: MississippiMasterpiece
SBD = Silent But Deadly
Consistant with the Law of the Conservation of Energy, what a SBD lacks in audible qualities is more than compensated for in semi-lethal olfactory intensity. The mechanism responsible is usually the innocent-looking person suspiciously glancing about .
Nam Vet
15 posted on
11/13/2004 9:50:11 AM PST by
Nam Vet
(MSM reporters think the MOIST dream they had the night before is a "reliable source".)
To: MississippiMasterpiece
This should be posted in Breaking News...err...wind...err...nevermind. ;^)
16 posted on
11/13/2004 9:52:23 AM PST by
Balata
To: MississippiMasterpiece
Well, that sure puts an end to the old "pull my finger" routine.
17 posted on
11/13/2004 9:52:38 AM PST by
Fiddlstix
(This Tagline for sale. (Presented by TagLines R US))
To: MississippiMasterpiece
Something about this story smells... This device won't work. The emission of the superheated methosulfate air would rise. Maybe a charcoal filtered scarf would be more effective.
To: MississippiMasterpiece
I want one that amplifies the noise and adds power to the smell!
I then would definately be the alpha male.
To: MississippiMasterpiece
I'll take two for my hubby! He's been known to force me out of the bedroom at night....and I hear him laughing as I exit the room!
23 posted on
11/13/2004 9:58:26 AM PST by
Arpege92
(We're here! We're Conservative! And we're in your face! - theDentist)
To: MississippiMasterpiece
Finally, a way to stop those airborne molecules such as
arsole, anol, and putrescine . Yes those are real names. (PG-13 site, some rude inferences)
24 posted on
11/13/2004 9:58:57 AM PST by
P.O.E.
(Thank you, Vets!)
To: MississippiMasterpiece
Think this might be more useful in the car on the way home after the game.
27 posted on
11/13/2004 10:06:08 AM PST by
ProudVet77
(Just say no to blue states.)
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