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Fart-Suppressing Seat Cushion Keeps Air Clean At Tailgates
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| November 12, 2004
| Wireless Flash Weird News
Posted on 11/13/2004 9:41:41 AM PST by MississippiMasterpiece
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Something about this story smells...
To: MississippiMasterpiece
Takes all the fun out of it!
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posted on
11/13/2004 9:42:46 AM PST
by
Nov3
("This is the best election night in history." --DNC chair Terry McAuliffe Nov. 2,2004 8p.m.)
To: MississippiMasterpiece
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posted on
11/13/2004 9:44:56 AM PST
by
billorites
(freepo ergo sum)
To: MississippiMasterpiece
I would buy this if it amplified the sound.
To: MississippiMasterpiece
I love American ingenuity....this ranks right up there with the crapper.....invented in turn by John Crapper of England.
To: MississippiMasterpiece
I can imagine the product testing!
'OK, broccoli, beans & crabcakes for dinner last night'...
'Quick, someone pull my finger!'
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posted on
11/13/2004 9:45:59 AM PST
by
45semi
(A Kennedy speaking, and the wind from me arse, bear suspicious resemblance...)
To: MississippiMasterpiece
Do they make something to cover a Democrats pie hole ?
To: MississippiMasterpiece
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posted on
11/13/2004 9:47:01 AM PST
by
billorites
(freepo ergo sum)
To: MississippiMasterpiece
"We don't want your steenkin' cushions"
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posted on
11/13/2004 9:47:45 AM PST
by
uncleshag
(Send the light !)
To: MississippiMasterpiece
That would take all the fun out of an SBD*
Nam Vet
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posted on
11/13/2004 9:48:17 AM PST
by
Nam Vet
(MSM reporters think the MOIST dream they had the night before is a "reliable source".)
To: MississippiMasterpiece
I suppose a tailgate party would be the only acceptable place to use one of these- imagine the stigma created by hauling your GasBGon seat cushion into church with you. It would "clear out the pew" in more ways than one.
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posted on
11/13/2004 9:49:03 AM PST
by
fat city
(Julius Rosenberg's soviet code name was "Liberal")
To: MississippiMasterpiece
Do they make them in Extra Large for Hillary?
To: MississippiMasterpiece
Hi, I'm John Kerry. I received three Purple Farts, errr, uhhm, hearts. Did you know I was in Viet Nam?
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posted on
11/13/2004 9:49:25 AM PST
by
SGCOS
To: LesbianThespianGymnasticMidget
Just think of the possibliities, we could make these for
COWS.....No more methane buildup, no more global warming,
Ozone hole reduced to zip, God Bless America!
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posted on
11/13/2004 9:49:59 AM PST
by
tet68
( " We would not die in that man's company, that fears his fellowship to die with us...." Henry V.)
To: MississippiMasterpiece
SBD = Silent But Deadly
Consistant with the Law of the Conservation of Energy, what a SBD lacks in audible qualities is more than compensated for in semi-lethal olfactory intensity. The mechanism responsible is usually the innocent-looking person suspiciously glancing about .
Nam Vet
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posted on
11/13/2004 9:50:11 AM PST
by
Nam Vet
(MSM reporters think the MOIST dream they had the night before is a "reliable source".)
To: MississippiMasterpiece
This should be posted in Breaking News...err...wind...err...nevermind. ;^)
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posted on
11/13/2004 9:52:23 AM PST
by
Balata
To: MississippiMasterpiece
Well, that sure puts an end to the old "pull my finger" routine.
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posted on
11/13/2004 9:52:38 AM PST
by
Fiddlstix
(This Tagline for sale. (Presented by TagLines R US))
To: tet68
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posted on
11/13/2004 9:53:49 AM PST
by
uncleshag
(Send the light !)
To: MississippiMasterpiece
Something about this story smells... This device won't work. The emission of the superheated methosulfate air would rise. Maybe a charcoal filtered scarf would be more effective.
To: Cult of Personality
You forget about the particulate matter.
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