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Fart-Suppressing Seat Cushion Keeps Air Clean At Tailgates
NCBuy.com ^
| November 12, 2004
| Wireless Flash Weird News
Posted on 11/13/2004 9:41:41 AM PST by MississippiMasterpiece
GREENVILLE, N.C. (Wireless Flash) -- A new product is helping tailgate party poopers keep their rear end slips to themselves.
The GasBGon company is launching a line of flatulence filtering seat cushions specifically for tailgate parties at sporting events.
The cushion helps eliminate the sound and stinky smell that comes from "the cheer from the rear" by muffling the toot with acoustical foam and trapping the rank fumes with a carbon filter.
Since "everyone passes gas" and tailgating is an "opportune time" for brew and food to make a combustible mix, product co-inventor Jim Huza says the fart suppressor is perfect for keeping gas from flying around sports aficionados.
Huza says the cushion -- which costs $24.95 -- fits all shapes and sizes and can withstand all kinds of farts from small toots to big wind breakers.
TOPICS: Culture/Society; News/Current Events; US: North Carolina
KEYWORDS: falloftheromanempire; fartcushion; fartfilter; fartsuppressor; romanorgies; stadiumcushion; stadiumcushions; stadiumseat; stadiumseats; tailgating
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Something about this story smells...
To: MississippiMasterpiece
Takes all the fun out of it!
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posted on
11/13/2004 9:42:46 AM PST
by
Nov3
("This is the best election night in history." --DNC chair Terry McAuliffe Nov. 2,2004 8p.m.)
To: MississippiMasterpiece
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posted on
11/13/2004 9:44:56 AM PST
by
billorites
(freepo ergo sum)
To: MississippiMasterpiece
I would buy this if it amplified the sound.
To: MississippiMasterpiece
I love American ingenuity....this ranks right up there with the crapper.....invented in turn by John Crapper of England.
To: MississippiMasterpiece
I can imagine the product testing!
'OK, broccoli, beans & crabcakes for dinner last night'...
'Quick, someone pull my finger!'
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posted on
11/13/2004 9:45:59 AM PST
by
45semi
(A Kennedy speaking, and the wind from me arse, bear suspicious resemblance...)
To: MississippiMasterpiece
Do they make something to cover a Democrats pie hole ?
To: MississippiMasterpiece
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posted on
11/13/2004 9:47:01 AM PST
by
billorites
(freepo ergo sum)
To: MississippiMasterpiece
"We don't want your steenkin' cushions"
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posted on
11/13/2004 9:47:45 AM PST
by
uncleshag
(Send the light !)
To: MississippiMasterpiece
That would take all the fun out of an SBD*
Nam Vet
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posted on
11/13/2004 9:48:17 AM PST
by
Nam Vet
(MSM reporters think the MOIST dream they had the night before is a "reliable source".)
To: MississippiMasterpiece
I suppose a tailgate party would be the only acceptable place to use one of these- imagine the stigma created by hauling your GasBGon seat cushion into church with you. It would "clear out the pew" in more ways than one.
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posted on
11/13/2004 9:49:03 AM PST
by
fat city
(Julius Rosenberg's soviet code name was "Liberal")
To: MississippiMasterpiece
Do they make them in Extra Large for Hillary?
To: MississippiMasterpiece
Hi, I'm John Kerry. I received three Purple Farts, errr, uhhm, hearts. Did you know I was in Viet Nam?
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posted on
11/13/2004 9:49:25 AM PST
by
SGCOS
To: LesbianThespianGymnasticMidget
Just think of the possibliities, we could make these for
COWS.....No more methane buildup, no more global warming,
Ozone hole reduced to zip, God Bless America!
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posted on
11/13/2004 9:49:59 AM PST
by
tet68
( " We would not die in that man's company, that fears his fellowship to die with us...." Henry V.)
To: MississippiMasterpiece
SBD = Silent But Deadly
Consistant with the Law of the Conservation of Energy, what a SBD lacks in audible qualities is more than compensated for in semi-lethal olfactory intensity. The mechanism responsible is usually the innocent-looking person suspiciously glancing about .
Nam Vet
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posted on
11/13/2004 9:50:11 AM PST
by
Nam Vet
(MSM reporters think the MOIST dream they had the night before is a "reliable source".)
To: MississippiMasterpiece
This should be posted in Breaking News...err...wind...err...nevermind. ;^)
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posted on
11/13/2004 9:52:23 AM PST
by
Balata
To: MississippiMasterpiece
Well, that sure puts an end to the old "pull my finger" routine.
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posted on
11/13/2004 9:52:38 AM PST
by
Fiddlstix
(This Tagline for sale. (Presented by TagLines R US))
To: tet68
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posted on
11/13/2004 9:53:49 AM PST
by
uncleshag
(Send the light !)
To: MississippiMasterpiece
Something about this story smells... This device won't work. The emission of the superheated methosulfate air would rise. Maybe a charcoal filtered scarf would be more effective.
To: Cult of Personality
You forget about the particulate matter.
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