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Debka - Arafat died 'Few Moments Ago'
Debka ^ | 11/05/04 | Staff

Posted on 11/04/2004 7:07:13 PM PST by Perdogg

Happy days are here again....!


TOPICS: War on Terror
KEYWORDS: arafat; bogdanpolska; debka; hesdownhesupagain; hesuphesdownagain; reflectonmortality; rumor
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To: Perdogg

Yeah, Arafatty dead again!


41 posted on 11/04/2004 7:12:54 PM PST by demlosers
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To: Perdogg
Debka??? You reported news from Debka????

Haa haaa haaaa hahahahahaha haaaa ha ha ha ha hah

42 posted on 11/04/2004 7:12:56 PM PST by sionnsar (NYT/Cbs: "It's fake but true!" | Iran Azadi | Traditional Anglicans: trad-anglican.faithweb.com)
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To: Perdogg

43 posted on 11/04/2004 7:12:56 PM PST by bahblahbah
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To: Perdogg
ARTHUR:
How do you do, good lady? I am Arthur, King of the Britons. Who's castle is that?
WOMAN:
King of the who?
ARTHUR:
The Britons.
WOMAN:
Who are the Britons?
ARTHUR:
Well, we all are. We are all Britons, and I am your king.
WOMAN:
I didn't know we had a king. I thought we were an autonomous collective.
DENNIS:
You're fooling yourself. We're living in a dictatorship: a self-perpetuating autocracy in which the working classes--
WOMAN:
Oh, there you go bringing class into it again.
DENNIS:
That's what it's all about. If only people would hear of--
ARTHUR:
Please! Please, good people. I am in haste. Who lives in that castle?
WOMAN:
No one lives there.
ARTHUR:
Then who is your lord?
WOMAN:
We don't have a lord.
ARTHUR:
What?
DENNIS:
I told you. We're an anarcho-syndicalist commune. We take it in turns to act as a sort of executive officer for the week,...
ARTHUR:
Yes.
DENNIS:
...but all the decisions of that officer have to be ratified at a special bi-weekly meeting...
ARTHUR:
Yes, I see.
DENNIS:
...by a simple majority in the case of purely internal affairs,...
ARTHUR:
Be quiet!
DENNIS:
...but by a two-thirds majority in the case of more major--
ARTHUR:
Be quiet! I order you to be quiet!
 
WOMAN:
Order, eh? Who does he think he is? Heh.
ARTHUR:
I am your king!
WOMAN:
Well, I didn't vote for you.
ARTHUR:
You don't vote for kings.
WOMAN:
Well, how did you become King, then?
ARTHUR:
The Lady of the Lake,...
[angels sing]
...her arm clad in the purest shimmering samite, held aloft Excalibur from the bosom of the water signifying by Divine Providence that I, Arthur, was to carry Excalibur.
[singing stops]
That is why I am your king!
DENNIS:
Listen. Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony.
ARTHUR:
Be quiet!
DENNIS:
Well, but you can't expect to wield supreme executive power just 'cause some watery tart threw a sword at you!
ARTHUR:
Shut up!
DENNIS:
I mean, if I went 'round saying I was an emperor just because some moistened bint had lobbed a scimitar at me, they'd put me away!
ARTHUR:
Shut up, will you? Shut up!
DENNIS:
Ah, now we see the violence inherent in the system.
ARTHUR:
Shut up!
DENNIS:
Oh! Come and see the violence inherent in the system! Help! Help! I'm being repressed!
ARTHUR:
Bloody peasant!

44 posted on 11/04/2004 7:13:29 PM PST by Radix (Anybody wanna buy a John Kerry bumper sticker? It has never been used.)
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To: oceanview

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!!!


45 posted on 11/04/2004 7:13:29 PM PST by ConservativeMan55 (http://www.osurepublicans.com)
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To: Perdogg
His last words were,

"You're....standing....on........my...........air..............hose......."

46 posted on 11/04/2004 7:13:37 PM PST by Vetnet ("Into this Mosaic of Freedom is laid, this precious piece of The Angels Brigade")
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To: Perdogg

Maybe this is an endless loop as each member of the triumviate tries to obtain feedback whether one of the other two have killed him yet?


47 posted on 11/04/2004 7:13:40 PM PST by kcar (theUNsucks.com)
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To: Perdogg
I think Arafat's death is supposed to be the gift everyday for Israel's Hanukkah. How many days are in that again? I forget.
48 posted on 11/04/2004 7:13:44 PM PST by lord of the righties
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To: oceanview

LOL!!!! me too! LOL!


49 posted on 11/04/2004 7:14:03 PM PST by Jet Jaguar
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To: Perdogg
Is he really most sincerely dead?

50 posted on 11/04/2004 7:14:15 PM PST by CompGeek
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To: Perdogg
Boy, is DU.com ever having a rough week!

Dontchya love it?

51 posted on 11/04/2004 7:14:37 PM PST by Paul Atreides
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To: GiveEmDubya

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/1270453


52 posted on 11/04/2004 7:16:00 PM PST by ConservativeMan55 (http://www.osurepublicans.com)
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To: Perdogg

How many times can one man die? LOL


53 posted on 11/04/2004 7:16:06 PM PST by NRA2BFree (God Bless President Bush, and God Bless America!)
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To: AQGeiger

They keep reviving him and putting him on a ventilator and pacemaker.


54 posted on 11/04/2004 7:16:12 PM PST by Blood of Tyrants (God is not a Republican. But Satan is definitely a Democrat.)
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To: Perdogg
Hey that article was from 1979!

Arafat 'brain dead';

55 posted on 11/04/2004 7:16:36 PM PST by Jet Jaguar
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To: Perdogg

Yes, Debka is such a great source.

In related news, Debka just predicted that Bush will win re-election.


56 posted on 11/04/2004 7:17:09 PM PST by freedumb2003 (The cool points are out the window and you got me all twisted up in the game)
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To: AQGeiger
Who is this guy? Every Arafat thread I've seen today has at least one post in it with a reference to him.

It refers to an old comedy routine/running joke on the Saturday Night Live television show on NBC. Every week, somebody reported that Gen. Francisco Franco was still dead.

57 posted on 11/04/2004 7:17:12 PM PST by asgardshill (Bad Liberal - No Kool Aid)
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To: Alouette

Posted by oceanview (thought you would get a kick out if it):

"this is fun. every time he dies, I get to enjoy it."


58 posted on 11/04/2004 7:17:26 PM PST by Blood of Tyrants (God is not a Republican. But Satan is definitely a Democrat.)
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To: Blood of Tyrants

Arafat won't die until he gets his last visit from Bill Clinton.


59 posted on 11/04/2004 7:17:26 PM PST by Viet-Boat-Rider (SLAP a Liberal verbally today! We MUST keep them down where they belong!)
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To: Perdogg

He's deserving of all these deaths. Let him die again!


60 posted on 11/04/2004 7:17:32 PM PST by cmurphy
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