Not the brightest bulb in the pack.
1 posted on
11/03/2004 8:45:13 PM PST by
Nachum
To: Nachum
To: Nachum
I think it would be pretty safe to say that this was "not right" if you know what I mean.
To: Nachum
A man was attacked and injured after jumping into a lion's den at the Taipei Zoo and trying to convert the lions to ChristianityI am a right-wing Baptist but that is just stupid. I'm still working on my cat =o)
4 posted on
11/03/2004 8:47:00 PM PST by
GeronL
(Congratulations Bush on your re-election VICTORY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)
To: Nachum
Definitely a few beans short of a full can.
5 posted on
11/03/2004 8:47:15 PM PST by
hyperpoly8
(Illegitimati Non Carborundum)
To: Nachum
No Darwin unless the lion bit off his testicles.
6 posted on
11/03/2004 8:48:09 PM PST by
Lokibob
(All typos and spelling errors are mine and copyrighted!!!!)
To: Nachum
A man was attacked and injured after jumping into a lion's den at the Taipei Zoo and trying to convert the lions to Christianity. Celebrating the election is one thing, but this is over top.
To: Nachum
Well....
Jesus DID say "Go ye unto all the World, and preach My Gospel to every creature."
Somehow I don't think he meant in direct contact with predators.
8 posted on
11/03/2004 8:50:23 PM PST by
clee1
(Islam is a deadly plague; liberalism is the AIDS virus that prevents us from defending ourselves.)
To: Nachum
That's dumb, but is it as stupid as strapping bombs to your chest and killing innocent women, children, and men thinking you will go to Allah and get 50-odd virgins to do your bidding because of it?
9 posted on
11/03/2004 8:50:48 PM PST by
Carling
(What happened to Sandy Burglar's Docs?)
To: Nachum
So THAT'S where John Edwards got to!
To: Nachum
He also said, "Come bite me" Sounds like the masochistic trolls who are coming here after the election, begging to be flogged!
11 posted on
11/03/2004 8:56:47 PM PST by
Lijahsbubbe
(If it weren't for double standards liberals would have no standards at all)
To: Nachum
I guess it could have been worse, it could have been a "furnace".
12 posted on
11/03/2004 8:57:07 PM PST by
txroadkill
(let not your heart be troubled Four more Years!)
To: Nachum
Maybe the lion was gay...
To: Nachum
Well trolls have been known to incite kitty attacks...
14 posted on
11/03/2004 8:58:49 PM PST by
minmospop
(I voted for the party of the Librarian's candidate!)
To: Nachum
Press reporting this now as Bush's fault.
15 posted on
11/03/2004 8:59:01 PM PST by
A CA Guy
(God Bless America, God bless and keep safe our fighting men and women.)
To: Nachum
Sounds like he has those lions trained.
To: Nachum
I heard this reported on a Christian radio station today. The newsreader concluded the report with "He has been taken to (blah blah) hospital and is being treated by various doctors." Sad story but that was a funny line.
21 posted on
11/03/2004 9:12:21 PM PST by
TigersEye
(Intellectuals only exist if you think they do!)
To: Nachum
This story reminded me of a joke I heard some years ago:
A man was taking a short cut through a dangerous part the forest when suddenly he was confronted by a ferocious lion that had stopped on the trail several feet ahead of him.
In fear, the man slowly clasped his hands together, closed his eyes and prayed, "Lord, please make this lion a Christian. Amen."
As the man opened his eyes, he watched as the lion sat back on its hindlegs, clasp his front paws together and prayed, saying, "Lord, I thank You for this meal that I'm about to eat..."
22 posted on
11/03/2004 9:19:25 PM PST by
A2J
(Oh, I wish I was in Dixie...)
To: Nachum
Animals hear things diferent than humans. Possible the lion translated the word, 'save' to 'shave.'
23 posted on
11/03/2004 9:21:49 PM PST by
Eastbound
("Neither a Scrooge nor a Patsy be")
To: Nachum; All
29 posted on
11/03/2004 9:48:35 PM PST by
DocRock
(If you have bandwidth, I have a lot of reference material on my homepage.)
To: Nachum
The time when the "lion will lay down with the lamb (or dimwits) is not at hand yet... :)
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