The Official FR "I Am Panicking and I Want You To Panic, Too" Thread (Vanity)

Free Republic ^ | November 1, 2004

[Howlin]

Let's let all the Freeper who are panicking use THIS thread so they won't be cluttering up the OTHER THREADS.

[cajungirl]

LOL!

[Chemist_Geek]

Bush is going to win in a landslide is my personal opinion. How would he not?

Never underestimate the power of human stupidity.

- Robert Heinlein.

You can never underestimate the stupidity of the general public.

Scott Adams, The Dilbert Future

Despair, Inc.

[charwel]

Ditto!

[charwel]

Ditto!

[evets]

Don't worry, be happy.

[nopardons]

canjungirl is no "troll". Now kiss and makeup,kiddo.

[nopardons]

No,I didn't and just cut it out. K?

[scott7278]

"As a peacemaker, I recommend you stop ragging on each other. Instead, walk up to the next male Kerry supporter you see and kick him in the b_#@s.

Is there a reason you had to say "male?"

[JusPasenThru]

Good point.

As I thought about it, with a lot of Democrat males I think you'd do no harm striking them forcefully about their nether regions.

[nutmeg]

Great idea, Howlin! I'll spread the word... ;-)

[ST.LOUIE1]

Thanks, dansy, some pretty funny stuff here. I'll bookmark it for later. : )

[nutmeg]

OK FRiends... this is the official "Panic thread"!

Please FReepmail me if you want on or off my infrequent ‘miscellaneous’ ping list.

[dansangel]

Thanks, dansy, some pretty funny stuff here. I'll bookmark it for later. : )

Some of it makes me forget *my own* anxiety - for a few minutes, anyway.

:-)

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[scott7278]

Cajungirl,

 

I'm so sorry for our misunderstanding.  I want to apologize for the way I acted -- that's not me.  Let me clarify the following:

 

1)    I take back what I said about you being a Gumbo Dumbo.

2)    You are not a troll, thanks to the testimony of other FReepers.

3)    Your lips are not stupid.

4)    You don't really belong to DU -- I just threw that out there.

5)    I don't really think that you're a fascist number-hater.

6)    I know that you were born before your sign-up date.  That was irresponsible of me to imply otherwise, and I hope I didn't lead anyone astray by my reckless charge.

7)    You are not classygreeneyedblonde.

8)    You don't smell, and you're not ugly.

 

Furthermore, I have to confess that I've never eaten gumbo for breakfast and I've never consumned cajun seasoning straight out of the container (although I have poured a little in my hand to taste it).  I've also never turned into a green Conan O'Brien-looking Hulk.  Can you forgive me?

 

I also apologize to anyone in the future who doesn't understand that this was a fake flame war.  Let's re-elect George W. Bush tomorrow, give real trolls the boot, and may God Bless America!

 

FULL STEAM AHEAD, FREEPERS! 

[cajungirl]

Is this a trick?

Aha, you think I will fall for the old "apology" trick.

Did anyone here really think we were serious? If so, they are more panicked than I am.

I am throwing away closets ,,does anyone think my husband will be upset if I throw away his old high school band jacket, he graduated in 1959, it seems like it is time to me.

[tioga]

I'm nervous, but NOT panicking. If skerry wins I will start then. There will be nothing else to do for four years if that happens.

[Conservative4Ever]

...and war your Bush lapel stickers...

Wow...that's getting a little radical don't ya think?

Red

[rightgrafix]

The Redskins lost. But the Red Sox world series win erases that.

[scott7278]

Somebody, somewhere will always think it's serious -- have you ever seen the comments in reply to a parody article here? It's amazing.

Anyway, I really would ask before tossing the jacket. If it were me, I'd probably never notice, but he might.

[scott7278]

This is bizarre. I just replied to you, and it's #419 but it will not show up. When I go to the "Pings" page, it says #419 of 418.

Weird!