Cajungirl,
I'm so sorry for our misunderstanding. I want to apologize for the way I acted -- that's not me. Let me clarify the following:
1) I take back what I said about you being a Gumbo Dumbo.
2) You are not a troll, thanks to the testimony of other FReepers.
3) Your lips are not stupid.
4) You don't really belong to DU -- I just threw that out there.
5) I don't really think that you're a fascist number-hater.
6) I know that you were born before your sign-up date. That was irresponsible of me to imply otherwise, and I hope I didn't lead anyone astray by my reckless charge.
7) You are not classygreeneyedblonde.
8) You don't smell, and you're not ugly.
Furthermore, I have to confess that I've never eaten gumbo for breakfast and I've never consumned cajun seasoning straight out of the container (although I have poured a little in my hand to taste it). I've also never turned into a green Conan O'Brien-looking Hulk. Can you forgive me?
I also apologize to anyone in the future who doesn't understand that this was a fake flame war. Let's re-elect George W. Bush tomorrow, give real trolls the boot, and may God Bless America!
FULL STEAM AHEAD, FREEPERS!