The Official FR "I Am Panicking and I Want You To Panic, Too" Thread (Vanity)

Free Republic ^ | November 1, 2004

[Howlin]

Let's let all the Freeper who are panicking use THIS thread so they won't be cluttering up the OTHER THREADS.

[edchambers]

In the event of Kerry win we pool our resources and hoard guns and ammunition and form a commune in Montana.We can survive.

[tacticalogic]

Sounds good. Beats keepin' 'em your pants.

[EternalHope]

This thread is just in time!

My daughter's pet bird is chirping right now(!) and no one is even in the room!

(Animals know when doom approaches, you know.)

Panic mode ON!!!

OH ---> WAIT ---> I LIVE IN A BLUE STATE!!! We have nitwit Bush haters EVERWHERE!!! We even have a Senator, "Osama Mama" Murray, who thinks OBL is just like George Washington, but with more social conscience!!! OBL said on his most recent tape that he won't attack my state, regardless of who wins!!!

Since everyone 'round here knows Muslims don't lie, I must be safe! Since that's all I care about, I can relax!

Time to get centered. In with the good air, out with the bad. Ommmmmmm.....

Whew!!! I feel so much better now.

[cake_crumb]

"Yep, walking to get the vote out, baby. You should try it."

No thanks little girl, you can walk the vote if you want to walk the vote, while us adults continue the work we've been doing with the RNC for the past several years.

BTW, if you sit here posting all day instead of walking the vote, you might just miss walking the vote. I'm sure you don't want to miss walking the vote because you're so anxious about walking the vote you're babbling about walking the vote in every post.

[tutstar]

We saw Sean here last weekend too. He looks much thinner in person. Maybe sign waving tomorrow will help me some....UGH doubt it! Can't handle the thought of 'you know who' being elected. It will be hard to sleep tomorrow night! tonight too!

[tutstar]

Hmmm, hopefully with IV hookup for hands-free, keyboard-safe surfing. Spraying coffee all over the keyboard is a with a series panic attack for me...

Now you're talking!! LOL

[Slip18]

Anna, I had Bush winning in 50 states just two months ago. I do believe I will lose my bet with Cyber. Nonetheless, Bush will win.

BTW, I have never been polled. Have you?

[Howlin]

What state(s)? And where did you get the list?

OMG, you really are clueless, aren't you?

I'm a Bush Team Leader and I work with the state and national GOP headquarters.

Most of us have been doing that for TWO years or more; I've been a Bush Team leader for five years, Women for Bush, Ballentine for Governor, the Bush 72 hour team, and I'm having a Bush election party tomorrow night.

Among other things.

[faithincowboys]

Yeah, posting on FR is a better way to spend your time in the last hours of the election. Lazy, lazy, lazy. It's on you sweetie, if it doesn't turn out the right way.

[cake_crumb]

"We need to get our all out panic politically correct."

Oh yes. We don't want to get busted by the posting police - I'm surprised none of them have shown up on this thread yet. Probably only a matter of time.

[Howlin]

BTW, up until two months ago, I was my precinct chairman, too.

Just so you'll know.

[GraniteStateConservative]

Thanks. I feel better even if no one else does.

[Slip18]

When President Bush was here in AZ about three weeks ago, BOB, Bank One Ballpark (Diamondbacks Stadium) was filled to the gills. Standing room only.

I notice no polls were taken there that day.

[Pharmboy]

Oh...I think I get it. You're talking about antidepressants, right? I do not think we will need them, but the demonrats will need them by the gross.

[spaceman spiff]

Bush is going to win. I may be wrong, but I am NOT uncertain.

[faithincowboys]

Since you're so in the loop, maybe you should learn how to spell Ballantine.

http://ballantineforgovernor.com/

[dennisw]

Thank God I have lots of Glenlivet 18yr on hand.........


I'm beer only.... haven't touched liquor for months. But I'm gonna get me some Jim Beam to make election night more interesting. Hic!

[Antoninus]

Excellent idea for a thread. Panic is a waste of energy. Anyone panicking should channel all that nervous energy into something more useful. Get to work, pants-wetters!

Democrats for Bush Flyer -- Print it, copy it, distribute it...

[Slip18]

They're both getting manicures and pedicures. And for good measure, the Botox has been flowing. Then when the Botox bruises, the docs have to give you red makeup to hide the bruising. They've been busy, but not campaigning.

[tutstar]

I notice no polls were taken there that day.

And on that note, I've never been polled in my entire life!