Hunt Gives Voters Different Image of Kerry (Poodle Alert)

iWon News ^ | October 21, 2004 | NEDRA PICKLER

[The Loan Arranger]

BOARDMAN, Ohio (AP) - Democratic presidential candidate John Kerry said he bagged a goose on his swing-state hunting trip Thursday, but his real target was the voters who may harbor doubts about him.

Kerry returned after a two-hour hunting trip wearing a camouflage jacket and carrying a 12-gauge shotgun, but someone else carried the bird he said he shot.

"I'm too lazy," Kerry joked. "I'm still giddy over the Red Sox. It was hard to focus."

[OldFriend]

This is just what we want, a giddy, unfocussed man in the woods with a shotgun.

[Mikey_1962]

He also carried the p&j sandwich

[2ThumbsUp]

I don't see why poodles should be defamed...but today Senator Kerretic says he's is a conservative (brining his faith to the White House). At the debate he said he is in favor of partial birth abortion because he cannot bring his faith to the White House. May he, his wife and the Edwards clan never get anywhere near the White House.

They Said It! (Michael Moore)

Republican National Committee ^ | October 21, 2004


Posted on 10/21/2004 11:26:57 AM PDT by RWR8189




"'There's a reason that they're saying Kerry is the No. 1 liberal in the Senate,' said [Michael] Moore. 'It's because he is the No. 1 liberal in the Senate.'" (Jeff Wright, “Stop Slacking Off, Moore Tells Nonvoters,” The [Oregon] Register-Guard, http://www.registerguard.com/news/2004/10/19/d1.cr.slackertour.1019.html, 10/19/04)

http://www.rnc.org/RNCResearch/Read.aspx?ID=4951

[antivenom]

yea you are right...let's put that b@stard in a ring with the gooses' mate...without a rifle...

btw way geese mate for life and I"LL BET" there is one torqued goose in Ohio...

[Hi Heels]

""I'm too lazy," Kerry joked. "I'm still giddy over the Red Sox. It was hard to focus."

Summing up his foreign policy.......

[HuntsvilleTxVeteran]

Was the tame goose staked out for this great huntress?

[FredZarguna]

I'm still giddy over the Red Sox.

Real men don't get "giddy."

[CORedneck]

The 2nd Amendment, it is not about goose hunting but about right to bear arms !

[facedown]

Nedra's a poodle.

[Rebelbase]

The AP has changed the article title. It was orignally titled: Kerry Goes Hunting for Conservative Votes.

[hobson]

Posted on 10/21/2004 12:43:04 PM CDT by HardHat

Heard it on CNN: (paraphrasing here)

CHENEY: "I understand John Kerry bought some camoflauge gear today, which tells me he doesn't do a lot of goose hunting. Looks like he's got an 'October Disguise' to cover up his anti-gun votes. The 2nd ammendment is not a photo-op."

HA!

[maine-iac7]

hard to focus

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He's been knocking Bush for sitting "doing nothing" for 7 minutes in the Florioda classroom on 9/11 (he waited 4 minutes while secret service made sure all things clear - and NOT panicking children...
While Kerry himself has said that he and other dems sat in one of the Senate offices for 40 minutes after the towers were hit - until someone came and told them what to do! - and then realized that in all that time they had been 'unable to think!"
Yep,we need him in an emergency

[Laura Earl]

Have you ever been GIDDY over the outcome of ANY sporting event???

[etcetera]

"...Kerry said he bagged a goose..."

Couldn't anyone else in the hunting party confirm his kill?

[RJL]

Kerry returned after a two-hour hunting trip wearing a camouflage jacket and carrying a 12-gauge shotgun, but someone else carried the bird he said he shot.

Kerry has someone to carry his bird, where is his gun-bearer? Maybe it's hard to get good help in Ohio.

[Da Mav]

Amazin, simply amazin. A two hour trip including walk in, setup, retrieval, and walk out. How likely is that?

[elizabetty]

Too Lazy, MY Foot.

He wants to have it both ways. Fool the hunting crowd with the gun. Do not insult the Animal Rights people By holding the recently slaughtered bird.

[LibertarianLiz]

"I'm still giddy over the Red Sox.

Maybe I'm the only one who wonders about a "man" who uses the word "giddy" to describe himself.

[Fiddlstix]

1. He can't focus because he's giddy over a freaking GAME, and he wants to be President!?

2. He can't focus because he's giddy over a freaking GAME, and he goes out with a loaded gun!? Great judgment, don't you think?

For sKerry that's an improvement. Think about it.

(I'm surprised he didn't say that the VP shoots lesbian geese or some other such nonsense.)

[TexasTaysor]

Rush is talking to caller who said he didn't hear any shots fired, but Kerry and other people came out of corn field with a duck each after 4 hours. Oh wait, he said photographers said they heard shots but don't know if Kerry shot his gun. I don't know anything about hunting, but his guy says 4 ducks in 4 hours is kinda unusual