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I Was A Teenage Half-Orc
National Review ^ | 10/15/04 | John J. Miller

Posted on 10/15/2004 10:14:23 AM PDT by GreenLanternCorps

remember exactly how it started: When I was a fifth grader, my mother encouraged me to read The Hobbit. So I did, and J. R. R. Tolkien's book filled my head with visions of wizards and warriors and dwarves and elves and goblins. A little while later, Mom drove me and a friend to a local toy store, where some guy was teaching kids to play a new game. It was called Dungeons & Dragons.

This weekend marks D&D's 30th anniversary — Saturday is Worldwide D&D Game Day, and in a couple of weeks we'll see the publication of a retrospective book, Thirty Years of Adventure: A Celebration of Dungeons & Dragons.

More on that in a minute. First, let me take a quick trip down memory lane.

During middle school, D&D was a big part of my life — and I mean a really big part of my life. No, I didn't put on chain-mail costumes or speak in a phony English accent because it sounded authentically medieval. But I could tell you the armor class of a minotaur and discuss fourth-level illusionist spells in impressive detail. And, at least for a while, it didn't occur to me that any of this made me a geek.

Isn't that how so many people think of D&D — as a pastime for pimply misfits? I recall that as I got older, a kind of social stigma descended upon the game. It just wasn't something for the in-crowd.

That's too bad, because there's a lot to admire about D&D and what it can do for kids by encouraging them to read, do math, and think creatively. A lot of my friends — the ones who didn't play D&D with me — raced home from school and turned on Woody Woodpecker cartoons. I was more likely to crack open my Dungeon Master's Guide and memorize how many gold pieces it took to buy a cloak of invisibility. Or perhaps write an adventure scenario, which I would call "The Isle of Doom" or somesuch. Or read a book about castles or catapults or Roman legions.

Then my family moved, cutting me off from old D&D companions. I did get a game going every now and then in high school, but it wasn't the same. Besides, I was growing up, and becoming increasingly concerned with what girls thought. I knew with utter certainty that they didn't want to hear about how my paladin character had earned a bunch of experience points for raiding a lair of bugbears.

Yet I've remained nostalgic about D&D. I still have a box, stashed away in the recesses of my basement, that holds a Player's Handbook, a Monster Manual, and, of course, the DMG with that big red monster on the cover. Duct tape is the only thing keeping these battered volumes together. Stuffed into the box with them are a collection of adventure modules, stacks of character sheets, and folders full of carefully drawn maps of cities, kingdoms, and worlds that have existed only in my imagination. It's a pretty big box, this one. And no — as I inform my wife every year or two — I won't get rid of it.

That's because I've long harbored a secret notion in the back of my mind: Wouldn't it be awesome to get a game going again?

There. I've said it. If you feel an urgent need to call me a big loser, I'm ready to take it like a man.

Dungeons & Dragons is quite simply an outstanding game, featuring players who use their imagination to solve puzzles and roll dice to slaughter fiends, all under the watchful eye of a Dungeon Master. The game has no winners or losers — a revolutionary concept that has left a heavy imprint on a generation of software designers. Happily, competition from computers didn't kill off D&D. Today, the traditional game is enjoying a Renaissance, following what might be considered a period of Dark Ages.

"More people play Dungeons & Dragons now than ever before," says Charles Ryan, D&D's brand manager. "Every year, we sell more copies of the Player's Handbook than we did during the 1980s."

Mind you, this isn't the same Player's Handbook. D&D is now in its third edition. Technically, the current set of rules is called version 3.5.

So what's the difference between the D&D of the 1980s and the game of today?

"Actually, it's easier to talk about what's the same," says Ryan. "The core experience remains one of playing characters who go on adventures."

Flipping through the Player's Handbook v.3.5, I see what he means. So much of it rings familiar, with ability scores (strength, wisdom, dexterity, etc.), character classes (fighters, rangers, clerics, etc.), and character races (those short, hairy-footed fellows are still called halflings, because the name "hobbit" remains copyright protected).

But there are some significant differences — or what might more accurately be called improvements. "We now have a unified d20 system," says Ed Stark, D&D's creative director. "In the old version, you used to roll different kinds of dice at different points in time. Sometimes you needed to roll high and sometimes you needed to roll low. Now, major task resolutions almost always begin with the roll of a 20-sided die and a high roll is always good." The other dice — four-sided, six-sided, etc. — still come into play, but the d20 is central to everything.

There's another important innovation. "We learned a lesson from Microsoft and opened up our system," says Stark. "Anybody can use it."

When TSR owned D&D in the 1980s, the Wisconsin-based company wouldn't let competitors create products for D&D. One of my favorite supplements was called The Free City of Haven — but it was put out by a separate company and conformed to a separate set of rules, which I promptly converted for my D&D purposes. TSR's licensing restrictions ultimately led to something of a creative impasse and contributed to the game's popularity hitting a plateau in the late 1980s and 1990s.

The trading-card game market also cut into D&D sales. In 1997, Wizards of the Coast (the maker of Magic: The Gathering) bought TSR, moved its employees to Washington state, and began reviving D&D. (Two years later, Hasbro acquired Wizards of the Coast.)

"We've really got our act together now," says Kim Mohan, who started working at TSR in 1979 and has remained with D&D through its ups and downs. He's especially proud of the way the rules have evolved: "We know how to couch them to avoid or eliminate confusion, make the learning curve shallower, and communicate ideas clearly and consistently."

By all appearances, the modern game looks sophisticated and — I'm not kidding here — totally cool. It doesn't hurt that the forthcoming book on D&D's history, Thirty Years of Adventure, includes a foreword by actor Vin Diesel and short essays by celebrity D&Ders such as Stephen Colbert of the Daily Show and musician Ed Robertson of the Barenaked Ladies. Those guys definitely make my cool list.

I'm especially intrigued by D&D's new campaign setting, Eberron. "This is the first campaign setting we've created from the ground up, using third-edition rules," says Stark. "It's a unique world where magic functions like a pre-industrial revolution technology and wizards are a part of the economy. Eberron has just survived a big war, which we've likened to our own First World War. Enemy nations have abandoned the battlefield for cloak-and-dagger conspiracy."

If I hadn't made plans to spend Saturday on the soccer fields — or, I should say, on the sidelines of soccer fields watching the action — I'd be tempted to participate in Worldwide D&D Game Day. Maybe I'll find a few minutes to stop by my local hobby shop, which is apparently one of the gazillion locations sponsoring some events. Perhaps I'll even pick up a copy of the Eberron campaign setting. You know, so I can look it over and tuck it away in that dusty box of mine. And when my kids are big enough, I'll be ready and eager to be a Dungeon Master again.

The first thing I'll do, though, is give my oldest a copy of The Hobbit — whose full title, as all Tolkien devotees know, is The Hobbit, or There and Back Again.


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To: egarvue
Heck, I'm playing in one game on running another, despite being in my late 30s. It's like a bowling league. Put time aside for it and you can do it.
41 posted on 10/15/2004 10:47:33 AM PDT by Question_Assumptions
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To: OrthodoxPresbyterian; Homo_homini_lupus

A walk down memory lane bump for you guys


42 posted on 10/15/2004 10:48:16 AM PDT by Buggman (Your failure to be informed does not make me a kook.)
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To: Nowhere Man
Maybe we ought to start a Freeper RPG section.

That would be nice.

43 posted on 10/15/2004 10:48:45 AM PDT by RogueIsland
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To: Jack of Diamonds

Greyhawk?

There was also Blackmoor I think


44 posted on 10/15/2004 10:50:10 AM PDT by Will_Zurmacht
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To: Modernman
It's actually pretty fun! Playing solo does get old after a while because the missions tend to group into three basic categories, plus racking up the necessary points to rise to the next rank takes a while playing solo.

However, playing with a team is a blast! I played with a pick-up team of 7 last night for three hours clearing this one building of baddies. The adrenalin level definitely went up, I got almost all the points needed to rise to the next level, and had a great time trading wise cracks.

The only downside is some missions require more time to complete than you may have available, plus you can get killed real quick and rack up some debt. Sounds almost like Life...

:-)

45 posted on 10/15/2004 10:50:15 AM PDT by Jonah Hex (Free Republic... Afflicting the Media Since 1998)
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To: HairOfTheDog

the linkage to LoTR is the world. Basically when Gary and company set about creating a world for this new idea of theirs they went with the LoTR world, D&D elves are LoTR elves, D&D orcs are LoTR orcs, D&D haflings (because they've never paid the license) are LoTR Hobbits. The dragons, the concepts of the magic, the order of the universe all comes out of how they read and understood LoTR, they couldn't use the names but the ideas are all there and it's pretty simple, even in today's 3rd edition, to make Middle Earth in D&D. And because of that LoTR became mandatory reading for D&D players, in my group the very idea of playing D&D for more than a year and not at least starting to read LoTR was absurd and would be corrected quickly with lent books.


46 posted on 10/15/2004 10:50:33 AM PDT by discostu (mime is money)
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To: GreenLanternCorps

My son got involved in that. In fact I remember he dressed up for his part. He even got me involved in reading "Elfquest" series. I played "magic cards" with him and was impressed at the scenarios that could be imagined.


47 posted on 10/15/2004 10:51:10 AM PDT by lilylangtree (Veni, Vidi, Vici)
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To: Will_Zurmacht
sigh...what a drag it is, getting old.

If you can put aside a night a week to bowl, play Bridge, watch a baseball game, or watch three hours of "Must See TV", you can put aside a night a week to role-play.

48 posted on 10/15/2004 10:51:47 AM PDT by Question_Assumptions
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To: Nowhere Man
BTW, we are going to start up a Morrow Project campaign in late 2004/2005 and most likely my NPC representing me will have "Stacey" and "Boom-Boom" again, hopefully my buddy will want to have "The Pig" again. B-)

My group, all guys about 40 or so, plays about every other week, and has done so for about 20 years. We switch between games every year or so. Our next one, which I am running, will be Morrow Project, using the D20 rules. Nice to see there are still some Morrow Project fans out there.

We have done LOTS of D&D, LOTS of Traveller, some 2300AD, some Twilight 2000. In a way, its as much an excuse to get togehter with friends (the wives usually come and hang out, or go out for 'ladies night'). Major GEEK here, but not particularly ashamed of it.

49 posted on 10/15/2004 10:51:54 AM PDT by AzSteven
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To: Jack of Diamonds

Lankmahr and Greyhawk, perhaps?...JFK


50 posted on 10/15/2004 10:52:38 AM PDT by BADROTOFINGER (Life sucks. Get a helmet.)
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To: StoneColdGOP

PIng


51 posted on 10/15/2004 10:52:54 AM PDT by Bella_Bru (It's for the children = It takes a village)
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To: Braak

Bump for Braak, another RPGer. B-)


52 posted on 10/15/2004 10:53:20 AM PDT by Nowhere Man (We have enough youth, how about a Fountain of Smart?)
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To: GreenLanternCorps

Wow - I LOVED D&D. Heck, I loved Gamma World as well. I began playing when the absolute original books were published. Heck, I even remember the name Gary Gygax.


53 posted on 10/15/2004 10:55:23 AM PDT by Shryke
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To: Xenalyte

Hey. Over here.


54 posted on 10/15/2004 10:57:08 AM PDT by TigerTale (From the streets of Tehran to the Gulf of Oman, let freedom ring.)
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To: GreenLanternCorps
Funny, funny D&D comic
55 posted on 10/15/2004 10:57:42 AM PDT by bolobaby
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To: GreenLanternCorps
"... I still have a box, stashed away in the recesses of my basement, that holds a Player's Handbook, a Monster Manual, and, of course, the DMG with that big red monster on the cover"

That big red monster is an 'Efreeti'.

Okay, I guess that I'll have to admit it -- I have my collection of first-generation AD&D books in a box, along with Gygax's rarely-seen precursor 'Grayhawk' booklets, and boxed 'Basic' D&D. They're not for sale, and I've seen how much these go for on eBay.

I've got some other arcana from the scene: The original bloody and violent Arduin Grimore set, dozens of 1976-1977 vintage Ral Partha figurines -- some painted, some not -- and every original TSR module G1-G3, D1-D3, and the stand-alones like 'Tomb of Horror', etc.

I used to have a stack of Dragon magazines three feet high, but those are mostly lost now.

56 posted on 10/15/2004 10:58:36 AM PDT by The KG9 Kid (Semper Fi!)
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To: MattinNJ
There's a card-based game called "Munchkin" that's essentially a parody of D&D and is pretty much entirely based on backstabbing your partners. Good beer and pretzels game and it doesn't take six years.

Personally, I was a board wargamer who watched helplessly as first D&D and then computers sucked away the opponent base.

57 posted on 10/15/2004 11:00:34 AM PDT by Heyworth
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To: GreenLanternCorps

Hi, my name is Thrusher, and I am a geek.

Even my screen name is stolen from a series of fantasy books that I read in high school and converted into a D&D world for my group.

Little did I know that later I myself would become a legendary monster, one of the most feared bloodsuckers of all time: an attorney.


58 posted on 10/15/2004 11:01:11 AM PDT by Thrusher (Laffer curve: decreasing tax rates increases tax revenue.)
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To: GreenLanternCorps; All
I see a lot of folks here for D&D, but what about Magic: The Gathering?

I used to play all the time with other kids at school, and I got pretty good, even winning my local Arena League once.

Just wondering...

59 posted on 10/15/2004 11:01:37 AM PDT by K1avg (A severed foot is the ultimate stocking stuffer.)
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To: GreenLanternCorps

Bump for later wander down memory lane.


60 posted on 10/15/2004 11:01:58 AM PDT by 75thOVI ('I need a sheep to keep me warm through the night")
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