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I Was A Teenage Half-Orc
National Review ^ | 10/15/04 | John J. Miller

Posted on 10/15/2004 10:14:23 AM PDT by GreenLanternCorps

remember exactly how it started: When I was a fifth grader, my mother encouraged me to read The Hobbit. So I did, and J. R. R. Tolkien's book filled my head with visions of wizards and warriors and dwarves and elves and goblins. A little while later, Mom drove me and a friend to a local toy store, where some guy was teaching kids to play a new game. It was called Dungeons & Dragons.

This weekend marks D&D's 30th anniversary — Saturday is Worldwide D&D Game Day, and in a couple of weeks we'll see the publication of a retrospective book, Thirty Years of Adventure: A Celebration of Dungeons & Dragons.

More on that in a minute. First, let me take a quick trip down memory lane.

During middle school, D&D was a big part of my life — and I mean a really big part of my life. No, I didn't put on chain-mail costumes or speak in a phony English accent because it sounded authentically medieval. But I could tell you the armor class of a minotaur and discuss fourth-level illusionist spells in impressive detail. And, at least for a while, it didn't occur to me that any of this made me a geek.

Isn't that how so many people think of D&D — as a pastime for pimply misfits? I recall that as I got older, a kind of social stigma descended upon the game. It just wasn't something for the in-crowd.

That's too bad, because there's a lot to admire about D&D and what it can do for kids by encouraging them to read, do math, and think creatively. A lot of my friends — the ones who didn't play D&D with me — raced home from school and turned on Woody Woodpecker cartoons. I was more likely to crack open my Dungeon Master's Guide and memorize how many gold pieces it took to buy a cloak of invisibility. Or perhaps write an adventure scenario, which I would call "The Isle of Doom" or somesuch. Or read a book about castles or catapults or Roman legions.

Then my family moved, cutting me off from old D&D companions. I did get a game going every now and then in high school, but it wasn't the same. Besides, I was growing up, and becoming increasingly concerned with what girls thought. I knew with utter certainty that they didn't want to hear about how my paladin character had earned a bunch of experience points for raiding a lair of bugbears.

Yet I've remained nostalgic about D&D. I still have a box, stashed away in the recesses of my basement, that holds a Player's Handbook, a Monster Manual, and, of course, the DMG with that big red monster on the cover. Duct tape is the only thing keeping these battered volumes together. Stuffed into the box with them are a collection of adventure modules, stacks of character sheets, and folders full of carefully drawn maps of cities, kingdoms, and worlds that have existed only in my imagination. It's a pretty big box, this one. And no — as I inform my wife every year or two — I won't get rid of it.

That's because I've long harbored a secret notion in the back of my mind: Wouldn't it be awesome to get a game going again?

There. I've said it. If you feel an urgent need to call me a big loser, I'm ready to take it like a man.

Dungeons & Dragons is quite simply an outstanding game, featuring players who use their imagination to solve puzzles and roll dice to slaughter fiends, all under the watchful eye of a Dungeon Master. The game has no winners or losers — a revolutionary concept that has left a heavy imprint on a generation of software designers. Happily, competition from computers didn't kill off D&D. Today, the traditional game is enjoying a Renaissance, following what might be considered a period of Dark Ages.

"More people play Dungeons & Dragons now than ever before," says Charles Ryan, D&D's brand manager. "Every year, we sell more copies of the Player's Handbook than we did during the 1980s."

Mind you, this isn't the same Player's Handbook. D&D is now in its third edition. Technically, the current set of rules is called version 3.5.

So what's the difference between the D&D of the 1980s and the game of today?

"Actually, it's easier to talk about what's the same," says Ryan. "The core experience remains one of playing characters who go on adventures."

Flipping through the Player's Handbook v.3.5, I see what he means. So much of it rings familiar, with ability scores (strength, wisdom, dexterity, etc.), character classes (fighters, rangers, clerics, etc.), and character races (those short, hairy-footed fellows are still called halflings, because the name "hobbit" remains copyright protected).

But there are some significant differences — or what might more accurately be called improvements. "We now have a unified d20 system," says Ed Stark, D&D's creative director. "In the old version, you used to roll different kinds of dice at different points in time. Sometimes you needed to roll high and sometimes you needed to roll low. Now, major task resolutions almost always begin with the roll of a 20-sided die and a high roll is always good." The other dice — four-sided, six-sided, etc. — still come into play, but the d20 is central to everything.

There's another important innovation. "We learned a lesson from Microsoft and opened up our system," says Stark. "Anybody can use it."

When TSR owned D&D in the 1980s, the Wisconsin-based company wouldn't let competitors create products for D&D. One of my favorite supplements was called The Free City of Haven — but it was put out by a separate company and conformed to a separate set of rules, which I promptly converted for my D&D purposes. TSR's licensing restrictions ultimately led to something of a creative impasse and contributed to the game's popularity hitting a plateau in the late 1980s and 1990s.

The trading-card game market also cut into D&D sales. In 1997, Wizards of the Coast (the maker of Magic: The Gathering) bought TSR, moved its employees to Washington state, and began reviving D&D. (Two years later, Hasbro acquired Wizards of the Coast.)

"We've really got our act together now," says Kim Mohan, who started working at TSR in 1979 and has remained with D&D through its ups and downs. He's especially proud of the way the rules have evolved: "We know how to couch them to avoid or eliminate confusion, make the learning curve shallower, and communicate ideas clearly and consistently."

By all appearances, the modern game looks sophisticated and — I'm not kidding here — totally cool. It doesn't hurt that the forthcoming book on D&D's history, Thirty Years of Adventure, includes a foreword by actor Vin Diesel and short essays by celebrity D&Ders such as Stephen Colbert of the Daily Show and musician Ed Robertson of the Barenaked Ladies. Those guys definitely make my cool list.

I'm especially intrigued by D&D's new campaign setting, Eberron. "This is the first campaign setting we've created from the ground up, using third-edition rules," says Stark. "It's a unique world where magic functions like a pre-industrial revolution technology and wizards are a part of the economy. Eberron has just survived a big war, which we've likened to our own First World War. Enemy nations have abandoned the battlefield for cloak-and-dagger conspiracy."

If I hadn't made plans to spend Saturday on the soccer fields — or, I should say, on the sidelines of soccer fields watching the action — I'd be tempted to participate in Worldwide D&D Game Day. Maybe I'll find a few minutes to stop by my local hobby shop, which is apparently one of the gazillion locations sponsoring some events. Perhaps I'll even pick up a copy of the Eberron campaign setting. You know, so I can look it over and tuck it away in that dusty box of mine. And when my kids are big enough, I'll be ready and eager to be a Dungeon Master again.

The first thing I'll do, though, is give my oldest a copy of The Hobbit — whose full title, as all Tolkien devotees know, is The Hobbit, or There and Back Again.


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To: GreenLanternCorps; The Dude Abides; Lunatic Fringe; risen_feenix

I remember D&D fondly. My old friend from High School is still pi$$ed at me when I got his favorite character killed. We were surrounded on three sides by a bunch of monsters (forgot what kind). He swatted at them with his sword. I picked up him up and threw him into the monsters so I could beat a hasty retreat. That 18+ strength came in handy. :-)


21 posted on 10/15/2004 10:33:39 AM PDT by MattinNJ (Only Arnold would have the stones to say Nixon was the reason he was a Republican.)
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To: GreenLanternCorps; tiamat
Scott Kurtz over at PVP remembers D&D:

22 posted on 10/15/2004 10:34:33 AM PDT by Darksheare (Ganags of epopel shall stune your beeber with "UNNNGH!")
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To: eno_
D&D mutated into the "D20" system with an "open gaming" license. There are now scores of source books for every imaginable genre. There are D20 source books for B5 and StarGate among other things. Lots of games that once had their own systems (like Call of Cthulhu) even migrated to D20.

For my part, back then I liked RuneQuest better, and, nowadays, I like GURPS (Generic Universal Role Playing System). SJGames world books are great!
23 posted on 10/15/2004 10:35:23 AM PDT by Little Ray (John Ffing sKerry: Just a gigolo!)
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To: Darksheare

What is PVP?

Sounds like an industrial coating....


24 posted on 10/15/2004 10:35:25 AM PDT by tiamat ("Just a Bronze-Age Gal, Trapped in a Techno-World!")
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To: Will_Zurmacht
It's wouldn't be much of a stretch to say D&D changed the direction my life. It encouraged my love of history and reading, kinda handy for a PhD candidate in History. D&D also encouraged my love of computers...I turned my beat up little Commodore-64 into a DM's tool box..hehe. Not a bad little game.

Same here. I think my passion for "Gamma World," "Twilight: 2000," and "Morrow Project" has peaked a lot of my interests in history, science, firearms, military vehicles, and so on. It's always been there but I think it was like "gasoline to the fire to me." B-) I know, like you, I turned my TI-99/4A and Apple //e computers into toolboxes for RPG's. Heck, today, I'm turning my most "up to date" computer, a Pentium II, 366 MHz laptop into my toolbox along with my PDA. They're good for maps, typing scenarioes and so on. I even have a die roller on my PDA. B-)
25 posted on 10/15/2004 10:36:10 AM PDT by Nowhere Man (We have enough youth, how about a Fountain of Smart?)
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To: Little Ray

RuneQuest was the greatest.

I know of a campaign that has lasted for over 15 years....


26 posted on 10/15/2004 10:37:05 AM PDT by tiamat ("Just a Bronze-Age Gal, Trapped in a Techno-World!")
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To: GreenLanternCorps

I took a look at the players handbook/monster manual in the local Barnes and Noble.

Wow.

The art is a mix, but some of it is QUITE excellent. (Yes, that was what I did. You wrote stories, I drew pictures. And then sold them at comic book/gaming conventions.)

The rules were not something I paid a lot of attention to, but consolidating the dice seems a good idea (to me at least). I noticed many new character classes (big plus there).

Yep, makes me long for the good old days. I'd like to try to convince my stepson and his buds to put away their Yu-Gi-Oh cards and try something with IMAGINATION!

My name is Thorne, and I was a geek (probably still am, for that matter).


27 posted on 10/15/2004 10:38:36 AM PDT by Mr. Thorne ("But iron, cold iron, shall be master of them all..." Kipling)
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To: GreenLanternCorps

Help, I'm caught in a warp of Arrested Development!


28 posted on 10/15/2004 10:38:45 AM PDT by Old Professer (Fear is the fountain of hostility.)
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To: tiamat

"Player VS PLayer" a webcomic about a company that produces a magazine..*chuckle*


29 posted on 10/15/2004 10:38:54 AM PDT by Darksheare (Ganags of epopel shall stune your beeber with "UNNNGH!")
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To: Darksheare
Somehow, this reminds me of playing "City of Heroes" online.
30 posted on 10/15/2004 10:40:10 AM PDT by Jonah Hex (Free Republic... Afflicting the Media Since 1998)
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To: Darksheare

Ah!

Thank you!


31 posted on 10/15/2004 10:40:36 AM PDT by tiamat ("Just a Bronze-Age Gal, Trapped in a Techno-World!")
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To: GreenLanternCorps

I wouldn't go so far as to say D&D was a great game. Mechanics wise the "original" (all three breeds of it, the one he's actually talking about being Advanded D&D) was crap. And it didn't get any better with 2nd ed, 3rd ed they finally got a good system in place. But D&D is the godfather of roleplaying, and in many ways still provides the richest roleplaying world being as they still basically use the world of Tolkien (even though they won't pay the license fees to get to use Hobbit) arguably the richest world ever developed for genre fiction. Gonna have to get that book.


32 posted on 10/15/2004 10:41:13 AM PDT by discostu (mime is money)
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To: tiamat

Our version was a little silly (we nicknamed it "GoonSearch"). Lots of treasure, but we had a Baboon RuneLord who made our lives miserable.


33 posted on 10/15/2004 10:42:17 AM PDT by Little Ray (John Ffing sKerry: Just a gigolo!)
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To: GreenLanternCorps
I played D&D when I was younger, but by the end of high school and early in college, I ended up playing the Vampire series of games which focused more on roleplaying than monster-slaying.

Shadowrun was a lot of fun, too. Cyberpunk meets fantasy. It was always great to have a troll with a gatling gun in your party.

34 posted on 10/15/2004 10:42:38 AM PDT by Modernman (Giving money and power to government is like giving whiskey and car keys to teenage boys. - P.J.)
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To: Little Ray

LOL!

What cult was he?


35 posted on 10/15/2004 10:43:36 AM PDT by tiamat ("Just a Bronze-Age Gal, Trapped in a Techno-World!")
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To: Jonah Hex
Somehow, this reminds me of playing "City of Heroes" online.

How is that? It looks great, but I've heard that all the missions are a little shallow.

36 posted on 10/15/2004 10:44:18 AM PDT by Modernman (Giving money and power to government is like giving whiskey and car keys to teenage boys. - P.J.)
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To: biblewonk
(from the article) This weekend marks D&D's 30th anniversary

Ping, because you might GAS. ;-)

(Of course, if you're reading this, it means you've returned from the Bush rally, yb!)

37 posted on 10/15/2004 10:45:03 AM PDT by newgeezer (Just my opinion, of course. Your mileage may vary. You have the right to be wrong.)
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To: Nowhere Man

It really is an amazing game, looking back.
I pulled so much from it in retrospect. Computers, history, languages, cartography, literature,...amazing where it can take a person later in life. One of our old players went on to engineering, which makes sense, because he's been designing deathraps since he was 11...hehe.

I recently took the girlfriend to the mall to see some stupid movie and outside the game shop there were young guys, and even a few girls, out front playing games.
They had several tables filled up and I had to resist the urge to ditch the movie and check out the games...hehe.

I was actually almost jealous that these kids got to spend their evening lost in their games with their best friends, while I spent an evening watching "Princess Diaries".

sigh...what a drag it is, getting old.


38 posted on 10/15/2004 10:45:27 AM PDT by Will_Zurmacht
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To: conrad metcalf 42
Ravenloft

Now there's a name I haven't heard in a long time.

39 posted on 10/15/2004 10:46:25 AM PDT by RogueIsland
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To: Nowhere Man

I got into D&D in the '70s when the pamphlets came in a box and the original set was three books. I also had two suplements called Darkmore and Greystone (I think). I wish I could stil find that box. It was a great escape from the advanced Avionics school I was attending in Millington Tn in 77.


40 posted on 10/15/2004 10:46:37 AM PDT by Jack of Diamonds
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