Kerry, Bush Put on Orange Alert

Yahoo! News ^ | Sept. 29 | PRNewswire

[NewMediaFan]

The question on everyone's mind this week is whether the Wisconsin sun or an ineffective sunless tanning product has turned presidential candidate John Kerry's face from flesh color to a rich pumpkin hue.

Either way, it's crucial that Kerry and President George W. Bush look their best this last month on the campaign trail, as voters have been swayed in the past based on physical appearances (think Nixon vs. Kennedy).

In an effort to keep the candidates bronzed rather than orange, Chase Products Co. -- inventor of the first aerosol hair spray -- today is sending Kerry and President Bush a month's supply of its new SALON SOLATTE(TM) Tanning Mist, which contains two exclusively refined sugars -- the FDA-approved tanning additive dihydroxyacetone (DHA) and erythrulose -- as active ingredients that when combined with white tea extracts and aloe react with amino acids in the skin's surface cells to darken without damage, creating a safe and natural looking tan.

"Based on our extensive research and history in the beauty industry, we've developed a sophisticated, balanced and exclusive formula of refined sugars and other natural ingredients," said Judy Albazi, vice president of operations for Chase Products Co. "The result is a superior product that delivers a natural looking tan rather than an orange-like appearance."

[LiberalBassTurds]

LOL that's OK NP. Making you laugh was worth the effort! :^) We also got a troll banned with it. That was worth it too!

[politicalwit]

Manual Labor is the illegal that works in Kerry's garden.

[nopardons]

I LOVED it and it warms the cockles of my heart,that my enjoying it so much,pleased you. :-)

Yes,I saw. Now if only we could reel in some of the mouthy,idiotic vanity posting newbies, would be better.

[nopardons]

LOL

[LiberalBassTurds]

I LOVED it and it warms the cockles of my heart,that my enjoying it so much,pleased you. :-)

Aaaaw. :^)

Yes,I saw. Now if only we could reel in some of the mouthy,idiotic vanity posting newbies, would be better.

LOL, I know what you mean. It's been pretty bad lately. they have a similar problem to Terry Kerry. No filter between brain impulse and mouth...or, keyboard. :^)

[nopardons]

And they take great umbrage,not to mention also make nasty remarks to one,when told that they aren't following FR's rules.

Bet not many of this mouthy lot lasts long. LOL

[LiberalBassTurds]

How's this for timing on the "mouthy" part.... check out this post. Tell me you wouldn't just love to strangle 'em. :^)

[FesterUSMC]

[LiberalBassTurds]

LMAO fester. That is freakin' hysterical. AWESOME pic! Well done on the formatting bro!

[LiberalBassTurds]

You know how to resize 'em? That one's got a border which may cause a problem. Want me to fix it?

[nopardons]

I just did and I think it's past time that Jim closed down new members for the duration. It's so out of hand now,that the wasted bandwidth must be costing a fortune!

[LiberalBassTurds]

No doubt. Was thinking the same thing. Maybe a delay between sign up and posting privileges...or an IQ test. :^)

[nopardons]

We usually DO think the same things...LOL

Something is really going to have to be done and soon!

[Thinkin' Gal]

Perhaps he'll have better luck with a blue hue.

[FesterUSMC]

yea im playin around right now with the pictures, i have photoshop and all that... thanks for the HTML help

[LiberalBassTurds]

Cool. Anytime Fester.

That's another classic Jackie Coogan pic. I like the first one best so far though, really cracks me up!

[LiberalBassTurds]

LOL NP. I agree, but you're already taken. ;^)

[PJBlogger]

Latest marching orders direct from Chappaqua:
1. Get a tan
2. Bring in Jesse Jackson

[nopardons]

*blush*

I meant about the idiotic vanities...

But yes,I am "taken" and have been for a very long time.:-)

[LiberalBassTurds]

LOL, I know. Was just kidding. :^)

We'll just have to keep verbally beating down the trolls and newbs. Peer pressure still amazes me how effective it can be.