Kerry, Bush Put on Orange Alert

Yahoo! News ^ | Sept. 29 | PRNewswire

[NewMediaFan]

The question on everyone's mind this week is whether the Wisconsin sun or an ineffective sunless tanning product has turned presidential candidate John Kerry's face from flesh color to a rich pumpkin hue.

Either way, it's crucial that Kerry and President George W. Bush look their best this last month on the campaign trail, as voters have been swayed in the past based on physical appearances (think Nixon vs. Kennedy).

In an effort to keep the candidates bronzed rather than orange, Chase Products Co. -- inventor of the first aerosol hair spray -- today is sending Kerry and President Bush a month's supply of its new SALON SOLATTE(TM) Tanning Mist, which contains two exclusively refined sugars -- the FDA-approved tanning additive dihydroxyacetone (DHA) and erythrulose -- as active ingredients that when combined with white tea extracts and aloe react with amino acids in the skin's surface cells to darken without damage, creating a safe and natural looking tan.

"Based on our extensive research and history in the beauty industry, we've developed a sophisticated, balanced and exclusive formula of refined sugars and other natural ingredients," said Judy Albazi, vice president of operations for Chase Products Co. "The result is a superior product that delivers a natural looking tan rather than an orange-like appearance."

[blondee123]

I spoke too late. He has already been carried off to Trollhalla.

Guess the DUmmies think that our mods sleep at nite! HA HA! BAH BYE HAMHOCK!

[FesterUSMC]

He has already been carried off to Trollhalla.

How many troll souls are burning in the depths of JimRobs server :^D

[investigateworld]

Flipper is looking for a few Colorado "Orange Crush" voters.
Can you imagine Teraysa just laughing her still silly?...saying..."if I wanted a Orangeman, I'd be gone to Belfast!!!!

[NewMediaFan]

I wonder if that orange coloring could melt under the camera lights during the debate, and streak down Kerry's face and clothes. Yikes !!

[madison46]

I just hope it hasn't worn off. Being that artificial in life ought to have a cost..for kerry it ought to be ridicule

[LiberalBassTurds]

I upload it to the ImageShack. After upload they give you a URL for displaying the picture in a forum. (There are several options. I can't remember what the name is but it's in the second box.) Then I post it on my personal homepage. When I want to use it again I just go to my homepage and copy the URL from the "edit" mode.

For my little "crapping" bass logo I have the sting in a password storage util. Then all I have to do is drag it into the box on every message I post. Saves a lot of typing. :^)

[spodefly]

In the interest of public service, I am posting this handy reference chart:

[asgardshill]

I'd pay real money to see Bush put on a pair of shades as Kerry steps up to his podium tomorrow.

[Salamander]

How many demons can roast on the head of a pin?...;)

[LiberalBassTurds]

Err...sorry Fester. Where I said "sting" I meant "string." (I.e. the URL and HTML code for formatting.)

See why I don't type any more than I have to. :^)

[Salamander]

The Mighty Mods never, ever sleep.

*hushed, furtive whisper*
[I...I don't even think they're *human*]....==8-O

Great.
Now I've scared myself.

[texastoo]

Freeping!!! LOL!!!

[PhilDragoo]

[FesterUSMC]

For my little "crapping" bass logo I have the sting in a password storage util. Then all I have to do is drag it into the box on every message I post. Saves a lot of typing. :^)

See this is what i was talking about i know how to post picture and such, some forums allow the use of personal avatars...

[LiberalBassTurds]

LMAO Phil! That's excellent! Orange "Crapola!"

[Gucho]

``Well,'' Jay Leno said the other night, ``the terror alert level on John Kerry's face has been raised to orange. First he gets the Botox. Now he's got the rich tan. Apparently the senator's confused. The Miss America pageant was last week.''

[LiberalBassTurds]

Aaaah, OK gotcha now Fester. This site doesn't have the avatars, least not that I am aware of. So I posted the bass pic to ImageShack one time a while back. Now I just cut & paste that URL, with the appropriate HTML break characters, into each post I make. Would be nice if they had avatars here. Save a few steps.

[FesterUSMC]

how do you get the pic shifted all the way over to the right like that?

[nopardons]

Yes,it was,but it seems as though only you and I thought it was. LOL

[LiberalBassTurds]

Easy to do... In front of your image URL HTML put this as a stand alone seperate line in enclosed in brackets ... div align="right" (Just like that, quotation marks and all. I can't put the brackets in here for you or it won't display.)

Then at the very end, after your image URL and tags put this as a stand alone seperate line enclosed in brackets ... /div The image should align to the right. Give it a try.