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Lynne Cheney Jokes About Kerry's Tan
ABC News/Note ^
| 9/29/04
Posted on 09/29/2004 1:53:11 PM PDT by Cableguy
"What do those orange shirts remind you of?" Lynne Cheney asks Vice President Cheney in Duluth, MN. "How about John Kerry's sun tan?"
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TOPICS: News/Current Events; Politics/Elections
KEYWORDS: agentorange; jeanlorange; kerry; oompaloompagate; orange; orangekerry; tan; trafficcone
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To: Cableguy
Why is this news?
EVERYONE is talking about the presidential candidate with the orange skin.
Thin skinned too. The faux war hero thinks it's all a right wing smear, Carl Cameron reported last night.
Kerry is becoming more and more unhinged. Maybe too much botox?
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posted on
09/29/2004 2:10:37 PM PDT
by
Peach
(The Clinton's pardoned more terrorists than they ever captured or killed.)
To: Yo-Yo
Imus called Kerry a traffic cone this morning after the Edwards interview.Bwwahahahahaha!!!
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posted on
09/29/2004 2:14:56 PM PDT
by
adaven
(John Kerry changes positions more often than a Nevada prostitute!)
To: isthisnickcool
BUSH ON HIS DAUGHTERS' FUTURE HUSBANDS: "I just want somebody to go fishing with other than Barney the dog." Hahaha....I love that guy!
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posted on
09/29/2004 2:16:52 PM PDT
by
Howlin
(What's the Font Spacing, Kenneth?)
To: Cableguy
Bush visits 'orange' country. (damaged Fla. groves)
![](http://us.news1.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/rids/20040929/i/r382310132.jpg)
Kerry visits orange planet.
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posted on
09/29/2004 2:19:11 PM PDT
by
evets
(God bless president George W. Bush)
To: evets
Great to see the Cheneys enjoying a good laugh at the Flipper's expense.
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posted on
09/29/2004 2:19:55 PM PDT
by
ride the whirlwind
(And I have faith in the transforming power of freedom. - President Bush to the criminals in the UN)
To: hope
Yep! He looks JUST like an Oompa Loompa from "Charlie and the Chocolate Factory"!
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posted on
09/29/2004 2:26:44 PM PDT
by
SoKatt
To: evets
Mr Pumpkinhead is already lost. He is outta here.
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posted on
09/29/2004 2:29:27 PM PDT
by
RightWhale
(Withdraw from the 1967 UN Outer Space Treaty and establish property rights)
To: Cableguy
What is that? A spray on tan? Wonder if it will wash off before the debates.
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posted on
09/29/2004 2:31:45 PM PDT
by
just me
To: Howlin
BUSH ON HIS DAUGHTERS' FUTURE HUSBANDS: "I just want somebody to go fishing with other than Barney the dog." Mr. President, I'd like to volunteer my services.....
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posted on
09/29/2004 2:31:52 PM PDT
by
Terabitten
(Live as a bastion of freedom and democracy in the midst of the heart of darkness.)
To: Yo-Yo
He's apparently not polling well in Syracuse NY. He should have chosen that libertarian candidate from 2000 who dyed himself blue in order to gain more votes in Gainesville, Florida.
To: GaltMeister
I wonder if this will increase his numbers in Tennessee?
To: Cableguy
He better be careful in Florida or he'll find himself in the back of a fruit hauler on his way to a processing plant. I can see him now, running for his life screaming like a banshee with hundreds of wide eyed migrant fruit pickers chasing the mother of all oranges.
To: Tragically Single
Take your best shot! They seem like real people to me.
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posted on
09/29/2004 2:39:43 PM PDT
by
Howlin
(What's the Font Spacing, Kenneth?)
To: IPWGOP
Looks like a case of premature jack o'lantern.
To: Cableguy; All
Suggested new Kerry campaign line: "What Can Brown Do For You?"
To: thchronic
Imus called Kerry a traffic cone this morning after the Edwards interview.LOL! After he loses the election he can get a job with the highway department.
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posted on
09/29/2004 2:43:44 PM PDT
by
GaltMeister
(I'm just a Pajamahadeen cog in the wheels of the VRWC.)
To: ErnBatavia
Liberals hate being laughed at....hate it!You're right, they do.
Which is why one should do it every chance they get.
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posted on
09/29/2004 2:44:48 PM PDT
by
BikerTrash
(Enough already with the carnival freak show...bring back COOL!)
To: flying Elvis
I wonder if this will increase his numbers in Tennessee?Yeah, he needs to get down here quidk, it's football season! He would be a lot of fun to have around as a male cheerleader at the Vol's games.
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posted on
09/29/2004 2:45:15 PM PDT
by
GaltMeister
(I'm just a Pajamahadeen cog in the wheels of the VRWC.)
To: Howlin
Methinks the odds of my getting a first date, much less a wedding date, with either of the Bush Twins is about equal to my chances of sprouting wings whilst singing Hungarian opera.
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posted on
09/29/2004 2:46:05 PM PDT
by
Terabitten
(Live as a bastion of freedom and democracy in the midst of the heart of darkness.)
To: Cableguy
President should wear a bright orange tie tomorrow night just to mock Kerry
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