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Lynne Cheney Jokes About Kerry's Tan
ABC News/Note ^
| 9/29/04
Posted on 09/29/2004 1:53:11 PM PDT by Cableguy
"What do those orange shirts remind you of?" Lynne Cheney asks Vice President Cheney in Duluth, MN. "How about John Kerry's sun tan?"
TOPICS: News/Current Events; Politics/Elections
KEYWORDS: agentorange; jeanlorange; kerry; oompaloompagate; orange; orangekerry; tan; trafficcone
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posted on
09/29/2004 1:53:12 PM PDT
by
Cableguy
To: Cableguy
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posted on
09/29/2004 1:54:28 PM PDT
by
IPWGOP
(I'm Linda Eddy, and I approved this message... 'tooning the truth!)
To: Cableguy
Makes him look sorta like a Basset hound.
To: Cableguy
Ridicule is a powerful weapon, and JF Kerry is a target rich environment. LOL!
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posted on
09/29/2004 1:55:05 PM PDT
by
MamaLucci
(Libs, want answers on 911? Ask Clinton why he met with Monica more than with his CIA director.)
To: Cableguy
I guess this means Kerry's an Alpha Orange Slice Male.
To: MamaLucci
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posted on
09/29/2004 1:56:35 PM PDT
by
bootyist-monk
(<--------------------- Republican Attack Machine)
To: Cableguy
What a ridiculous looking pumpkin head.
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posted on
09/29/2004 1:56:42 PM PDT
by
GaltMeister
(I'm just a Pajamahadeen cog in the wheels of the VRWC.)
To: Cableguy; All
#3 on the Amazon Best Seller List: "Brown Like Me" by John Kerry, the moving story of an oligarch who dyed his skin brown to better understand the daily lives of America's idiots, scumbags and common people.
To: MamaLucci
Liberals hate being laughed at....hate it!
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posted on
09/29/2004 1:57:02 PM PDT
by
ErnBatavia
("Dork"; a 60's term for a 60's kinda guy: JFK)
To: IPWGOP
ROFLOL! Just in time for holloweenie!
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posted on
09/29/2004 1:57:59 PM PDT
by
hope
To: bootyist-monk
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posted on
09/29/2004 1:58:04 PM PDT
by
MamaLucci
(Libs, want answers on 911? Ask Clinton why he met with Monica more than with his CIA director.)
To: Cableguy
Just ask him to slide his wedding ring 1/4". If there is no white band on his finger, he did not get a 'sun' tan.
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posted on
09/29/2004 1:59:42 PM PDT
by
Blueflag
(Res ipsa loquitor)
To: Cableguy
Kerry thinks if he was elected (never happen) he gets to have Bush put a crown on Kerry's head and then we get to watch Kerry take his "first walk" down the runway while someone sings "There he is.... Mr. America...."
This Kerry guy is really off-the-scale creepy.
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posted on
09/29/2004 1:59:59 PM PDT
by
isthisnickcool
(Only dummies play poker with George W. Bush.)
To: Cableguy
Orange you glad Kerry's such a total doofus?
To: isthisnickcool
This Kerry guy is really off-the-scale creepy. Sooooo true.
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posted on
09/29/2004 2:01:12 PM PDT
by
kimmie7
(I've SEEN the "Village" -- and I don't want it raising my children!)
To: Cableguy
Vice President Dick Cheney and his wife Lynne share a laugh in Duluth,
after she made a joke about Senator Kerry's tan.
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posted on
09/29/2004 2:02:00 PM PDT
by
evets
(God bless president George W. Bush)
To: Cableguy
Imus called Kerry a traffic cone this morning after the Edwards interview.
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posted on
09/29/2004 2:02:25 PM PDT
by
Yo-Yo
To: Cableguy
Must have been all that agent orange he was delivering to Cambodia.
To: Cableguy
What kind of crew does FnKerry have anyway!
If he had any talent working for him, their response would have been:
"Senator Kerry suffers from the delayed effect of being exposed to Agent Orange while in Cambodia killing thousands of the enemy and saving hundreds of lives, being a real American Hero!"
To: flying Elvis
Who knew kerry was an Umpa Lumpa??
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posted on
09/29/2004 2:09:51 PM PDT
by
eyrish69
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