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Lynne Cheney Jokes About Kerry's Tan
ABC News/Note ^ | 9/29/04

Posted on 09/29/2004 1:53:11 PM PDT by Cableguy

"What do those orange shirts remind you of?" Lynne Cheney asks Vice President Cheney in Duluth, MN. "How about John Kerry's sun tan?"



TOPICS: News/Current Events; Politics/Elections
KEYWORDS: agentorange; jeanlorange; kerry; oompaloompagate; orange; orangekerry; tan; trafficcone
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1 posted on 09/29/2004 1:53:12 PM PDT by Cableguy
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2 posted on 09/29/2004 1:54:28 PM PDT by IPWGOP (I'm Linda Eddy, and I approved this message... 'tooning the truth!)
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Makes him look sorta like a Basset hound.


3 posted on 09/29/2004 1:54:49 PM PDT by gov_bean_ counter
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Ridicule is a powerful weapon, and JF Kerry is a target rich environment. LOL!


4 posted on 09/29/2004 1:55:05 PM PDT by MamaLucci (Libs, want answers on 911? Ask Clinton why he met with Monica more than with his CIA director.)
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To: Cableguy

I guess this means Kerry's an Alpha Orange Slice Male.


5 posted on 09/29/2004 1:55:39 PM PDT by Reactionary
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6 posted on 09/29/2004 1:56:35 PM PDT by bootyist-monk (<--------------------- Republican Attack Machine)
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To: Cableguy

What a ridiculous looking pumpkin head.


7 posted on 09/29/2004 1:56:42 PM PDT by GaltMeister (I'm just a Pajamahadeen cog in the wheels of the VRWC.)
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To: Cableguy; All

#3 on the Amazon Best Seller List: "Brown Like Me" by John Kerry, the moving story of an oligarch who dyed his skin brown to better understand the daily lives of America's idiots, scumbags and common people.


8 posted on 09/29/2004 1:56:47 PM PDT by governsleastgovernsbest
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To: MamaLucci

Liberals hate being laughed at....hate it!


9 posted on 09/29/2004 1:57:02 PM PDT by ErnBatavia ("Dork"; a 60's term for a 60's kinda guy: JFK)
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ROFLOL! Just in time for holloweenie!


10 posted on 09/29/2004 1:57:59 PM PDT by hope
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That's awesome!


11 posted on 09/29/2004 1:58:04 PM PDT by MamaLucci (Libs, want answers on 911? Ask Clinton why he met with Monica more than with his CIA director.)
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To: Cableguy

Just ask him to slide his wedding ring 1/4". If there is no white band on his finger, he did not get a 'sun' tan.


12 posted on 09/29/2004 1:59:42 PM PDT by Blueflag (Res ipsa loquitor)
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Kerry thinks if he was elected (never happen) he gets to have Bush put a crown on Kerry's head and then we get to watch Kerry take his "first walk" down the runway while someone sings "There he is.... Mr. America...."

This Kerry guy is really off-the-scale creepy.

13 posted on 09/29/2004 1:59:59 PM PDT by isthisnickcool (Only dummies play poker with George W. Bush.)
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Orange you glad Kerry's such a total doofus?


14 posted on 09/29/2004 2:00:59 PM PDT by flying Elvis
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This Kerry guy is really off-the-scale creepy.

Sooooo true.

15 posted on 09/29/2004 2:01:12 PM PDT by kimmie7 (I've SEEN the "Village" -- and I don't want it raising my children!)
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To: Cableguy

Vice President Dick Cheney and his wife Lynne share a laugh in Duluth,
after she made a joke about Senator Kerry's tan.

16 posted on 09/29/2004 2:02:00 PM PDT by evets (God bless president George W. Bush)
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Imus called Kerry a traffic cone this morning after the Edwards interview.


17 posted on 09/29/2004 2:02:25 PM PDT by Yo-Yo
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Must have been all that agent orange he was delivering to Cambodia.


18 posted on 09/29/2004 2:03:57 PM PDT by Flashman_at_the_charge (A proud member of the self-preservation society)
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What kind of crew does FnKerry have anyway!

If he had any talent working for him, their response would have been:

"Senator Kerry suffers from the delayed effect of being exposed to Agent Orange while in Cambodia killing thousands of the enemy and saving hundreds of lives, being a real American Hero!"

19 posted on 09/29/2004 2:08:04 PM PDT by TexasCajun
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To: flying Elvis

Who knew kerry was an Umpa Lumpa??

20 posted on 09/29/2004 2:09:51 PM PDT by eyrish69
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