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Lynne Cheney Jokes About Kerry's Tan
ABC News/Note ^ | 9/29/04

Posted on 09/29/2004 1:53:11 PM PDT by Cableguy

"What do those orange shirts remind you of?" Lynne Cheney asks Vice President Cheney in Duluth, MN. "How about John Kerry's sun tan?"



TOPICS: News/Current Events; Politics/Elections
KEYWORDS: agentorange; jeanlorange; kerry; oompaloompagate; orange; orangekerry; tan; trafficcone
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To: Cableguy

Why is this news?

EVERYONE is talking about the presidential candidate with the orange skin.

Thin skinned too. The faux war hero thinks it's all a right wing smear, Carl Cameron reported last night.

Kerry is becoming more and more unhinged. Maybe too much botox?


21 posted on 09/29/2004 2:10:37 PM PDT by Peach (The Clinton's pardoned more terrorists than they ever captured or killed.)
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To: Yo-Yo
Imus called Kerry a traffic cone this morning after the Edwards interview.

Bwwahahahahaha!!!

22 posted on 09/29/2004 2:14:56 PM PDT by adaven (John Kerry changes positions more often than a Nevada prostitute!)
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To: isthisnickcool
BUSH ON HIS DAUGHTERS' FUTURE HUSBANDS: "I just want somebody to go fishing with other than Barney the dog."

Hahaha....I love that guy!

23 posted on 09/29/2004 2:16:52 PM PDT by Howlin (What's the Font Spacing, Kenneth?)
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To: Cableguy
Bush visits 'orange' country. (damaged Fla. groves)

Kerry visits orange planet.

24 posted on 09/29/2004 2:19:11 PM PDT by evets (God bless president George W. Bush)
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To: evets

Great to see the Cheneys enjoying a good laugh at the Flipper's expense.


25 posted on 09/29/2004 2:19:55 PM PDT by ride the whirlwind (And I have faith in the transforming power of freedom. - President Bush to the criminals in the UN)
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To: hope

Yep! He looks JUST like an Oompa Loompa from "Charlie and the Chocolate Factory"!


26 posted on 09/29/2004 2:26:44 PM PDT by SoKatt
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To: evets

Mr Pumpkinhead is already lost. He is outta here.


27 posted on 09/29/2004 2:29:27 PM PDT by RightWhale (Withdraw from the 1967 UN Outer Space Treaty and establish property rights)
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To: Cableguy

What is that? A spray on tan? Wonder if it will wash off before the debates.


28 posted on 09/29/2004 2:31:45 PM PDT by just me
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To: Howlin
BUSH ON HIS DAUGHTERS' FUTURE HUSBANDS: "I just want somebody to go fishing with other than Barney the dog."

Mr. President, I'd like to volunteer my services.....

29 posted on 09/29/2004 2:31:52 PM PDT by Terabitten (Live as a bastion of freedom and democracy in the midst of the heart of darkness.)
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To: Yo-Yo

He's apparently not polling well in Syracuse NY. He should have chosen that libertarian candidate from 2000 who dyed himself blue in order to gain more votes in Gainesville, Florida.


30 posted on 09/29/2004 2:33:21 PM PDT by flying Elvis
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To: GaltMeister

I wonder if this will increase his numbers in Tennessee?


31 posted on 09/29/2004 2:34:37 PM PDT by flying Elvis
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To: Cableguy

He better be careful in Florida or he'll find himself in the back of a fruit hauler on his way to a processing plant. I can see him now, running for his life screaming like a banshee with hundreds of wide eyed migrant fruit pickers chasing the mother of all oranges.


32 posted on 09/29/2004 2:37:22 PM PDT by flying Elvis
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To: Tragically Single

Take your best shot! They seem like real people to me.


33 posted on 09/29/2004 2:39:43 PM PDT by Howlin (What's the Font Spacing, Kenneth?)
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To: IPWGOP

Looks like a case of premature jack o'lantern.


34 posted on 09/29/2004 2:40:06 PM PDT by conster-nation
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To: Cableguy; All

Suggested new Kerry campaign line: "What Can Brown Do For You?"


35 posted on 09/29/2004 2:42:36 PM PDT by governsleastgovernsbest
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To: thchronic
Imus called Kerry a traffic cone this morning after the Edwards interview.

LOL! After he loses the election he can get a job with the highway department.

36 posted on 09/29/2004 2:43:44 PM PDT by GaltMeister (I'm just a Pajamahadeen cog in the wheels of the VRWC.)
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To: ErnBatavia
Liberals hate being laughed at....hate it!

You're right, they do.

Which is why one should do it every chance they get.

37 posted on 09/29/2004 2:44:48 PM PDT by BikerTrash (Enough already with the carnival freak show...bring back COOL!)
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To: flying Elvis
I wonder if this will increase his numbers in Tennessee?

Yeah, he needs to get down here quidk, it's football season! He would be a lot of fun to have around as a male cheerleader at the Vol's games.

38 posted on 09/29/2004 2:45:15 PM PDT by GaltMeister (I'm just a Pajamahadeen cog in the wheels of the VRWC.)
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To: Howlin

Methinks the odds of my getting a first date, much less a wedding date, with either of the Bush Twins is about equal to my chances of sprouting wings whilst singing Hungarian opera.


39 posted on 09/29/2004 2:46:05 PM PDT by Terabitten (Live as a bastion of freedom and democracy in the midst of the heart of darkness.)
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To: Cableguy

President should wear a bright orange tie tomorrow night just to mock Kerry


40 posted on 09/29/2004 2:46:53 PM PDT by NorseWood
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