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Psychic Dogs Smell Bush Victory (Jackie Stallone says 15 points!)
Washington Times/LA Times ^
| 9/28/04
| UPI staff
Posted on 09/28/2004 8:53:43 AM PDT by gopwinsin04
Psychic dogs belonging to actor Sylvester Stallone's mother have projected President George W. Bush the winner in the November 2 election, the Los Angles Times reported Monday.
The paper said that the dogs forsee the president will beat the Democratic challenger John Kerry by 15 percent.
Jackie Stallone says the animals predict California Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger will take advantage of a future constitutional amendment allowing foreign born US citizens to serve as president, and take on Kerry's running mate John Edwards in the presidential campaign of 2008.
However, the dogs can't tell who will win that race.
The Times said Mama Stallone's dogs correctly predicted in 2000 that Bush would capture the White House that year.
They also called Schwarzenegger's victory by a 'major margin'--in California's recall election last year.
Jackie Stallone has said her dogs channel messages from the spirit world and send them to her telepathically.
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TOPICS: News/Current Events; Political Humor/Cartoons; US: California
KEYWORDS: crazy; idiotic; justdamn; kookoo; landslide; nuts; predictions; silly; toostupidforwords; wacky; workingdogs; zany
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The dog is probably more reliable than Chrissy Matthews..
To: gopwinsin04
Can the dog smell out voter fraud, too?
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posted on
09/28/2004 8:55:11 AM PDT
by
So Cal Rocket
(Proud Member: Internet Pajama Wearers for Truth)
To: gopwinsin04
LOL, when will they drag out her past? Didnt she make some racial comments a few years back?
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posted on
09/28/2004 8:55:15 AM PDT
by
aft_lizard
(I actually voted for John Kerry before I voted against him)
To: gopwinsin04
Jackie's dogs also told her that Rhinestone would beat Ghostbusters at the box office.
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posted on
09/28/2004 8:55:50 AM PDT
by
RightWingAtheist
(<A HREF=http://www.michaelmoore.com>disingenuous filmmaker</A>)
To: gopwinsin04
You don't have to be psychic to see that. I wonder if the psychics can tell us who will win Thune/Daschle.
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posted on
09/28/2004 8:55:55 AM PDT
by
Brilliant
To: gopwinsin04
Probably more accurate than Zogby, too.
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posted on
09/28/2004 8:55:55 AM PDT
by
Sooth2222
To: gopwinsin04
Is that why there are Kerry flags starting to pop up on Dog poop all across the country??
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posted on
09/28/2004 8:56:02 AM PDT
by
AlexPKeaton04
(Moore and Kerry Please move to France)
To: gopwinsin04
Smells like a winner!
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posted on
09/28/2004 8:56:52 AM PDT
by
billorites
(freepo ergo sum)
To: All
Well, that does it for me, bush landslide. Certainly will sleep easier now that it has been decided by the electoral dogs....
To: RightWingAtheist
To: gopwinsin04
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posted on
09/28/2004 8:57:39 AM PDT
by
RightWingAtheist
(<A HREF=http://www.michaelmoore.com>disingenuous filmmaker</A>)
To: gopwinsin04
Does Sly look embarassed or what?
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posted on
09/28/2004 8:58:47 AM PDT
by
RightWingAtheist
(<A HREF=http://www.michaelmoore.com>disingenuous filmmaker</A>)
To: gopwinsin04
I guess that settles it then.
To: gopwinsin04
Sylvester's new movie: "Stop or My Mom Will Predict Your Future"
To: gopwinsin04
The dog is probably more reliable than Chrissy Matthews..
1 posted on 09/28/2004 8:53:43 AM PDT by gopwinsin04
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But can the dog lick its own private parts on national TV like Matthews does?
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posted on
09/28/2004 8:59:52 AM PDT
by
Area51
(Diapers and Politicians need to be changed-For the same reason)
To: gopwinsin04
Don't mess with her!
To: gopwinsin04
My dog eats the cat's poop. Maybe there is psychic meaning in this.
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posted on
09/28/2004 9:03:48 AM PDT
by
tkathy
(There will be no world peace until all thuggocracies are gone from the earth.)
To: gopwinsin04
Psychic dogs belonging to actor Sylvester Stallone's mother I just had to stop right there. Sorry, I just couldn't go any further.
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posted on
09/28/2004 9:04:49 AM PDT
by
TheBigB
(Terrorists aren't afraid of "nuance.")
Edwards/Hillary 2008?
arrrrghhh!
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posted on
09/28/2004 9:05:08 AM PDT
by
Legion04
To: gopwinsin04
So the question is finally answered:
Is Chris Matthews in fact dumber than a dog?
YES!
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posted on
09/28/2004 9:05:34 AM PDT
by
counterpunch
(The CouNTeRPuNcH Collection - www.counterpunch.us)
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