Psychic Dogs Smell Bush Victory (Jackie Stallone says 15 points!)

Washington Times/LA Times ^ | 9/28/04 | UPI staff

[gopwinsin04]

Psychic dogs belonging to actor Sylvester Stallone's mother have projected President George W. Bush the winner in the November 2 election, the Los Angles Times reported Monday.

The paper said that the dogs forsee the president will beat the Democratic challenger John Kerry by 15 percent.

Jackie Stallone says the animals predict California Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger will take advantage of a future constitutional amendment allowing foreign born US citizens to serve as president, and take on Kerry's running mate John Edwards in the presidential campaign of 2008.

However, the dogs can't tell who will win that race.

The Times said Mama Stallone's dogs correctly predicted in 2000 that Bush would capture the White House that year.

They also called Schwarzenegger's victory by a 'major margin'--in California's recall election last year.

Jackie Stallone has said her dogs channel messages from the spirit world and send them to her telepathically.

[gopwinsin04]

The dog is probably more reliable than Chrissy Matthews..

[So Cal Rocket]

Can the dog smell out voter fraud, too?

[aft_lizard]

LOL, when will they drag out her past? Didnt she make some racial comments a few years back?

[RightWingAtheist]

Jackie's dogs also told her that Rhinestone would beat Ghostbusters at the box office.

[Brilliant]

You don't have to be psychic to see that. I wonder if the psychics can tell us who will win Thune/Daschle.

[Sooth2222]

Probably more accurate than Zogby, too.

[AlexPKeaton04]

Is that why there are Kerry flags starting to pop up on Dog poop all across the country??

[billorites]

Smells like a winner!

[michaelbfree]

Well, that does it for me, bush landslide. Certainly will sleep easier now that it has been decided by the electoral dogs....

[gopwinsin04]

[RightWingAtheist]

[RightWingAtheist]

Does Sly look embarassed or what?

[Constitution Day]

I guess that settles it then.

[Question_Assumptions]

Sylvester's new movie: "Stop or My Mom Will Predict Your Future"

[Area51]

The dog is probably more reliable than Chrissy Matthews..

1 posted on 09/28/2004 8:53:43 AM PDT by gopwinsin04
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But can the dog lick its own private parts on national TV like Matthews does?

[harrycarey]

Don't mess with her!

[tkathy]

My dog eats the cat's poop. Maybe there is psychic meaning in this.

[TheBigB]

Psychic dogs belonging to actor Sylvester Stallone's mother

I just had to stop right there. Sorry, I just couldn't go any further.

[Legion04]

Edwards/Hillary 2008?

arrrrghhh!

[counterpunch]

So the question is finally answered:
Is Chris Matthews in fact dumber than a dog?
YES!