Win or lose, Bush wins; (fudge numbers as needed) WARNING Major BARF Alert!

Cleveland Plain Dealer ^ | Sunday, September 26, 2004 | Tom Brazaitis

[ADemocratNoMore]

Florida's former election czar Katherine Harris will break all ties in favor of the Republican candidate. For instance, if Kerry gets 2.4 million more votes than Bush, Bush will be awarded a mulligan worth 2.5 million votes. Kerry's votes will be "lost," if you know what we mean.

In the unlikely event of a tie, Bush wins. In case Bush loses, Bush wins.

Previously uncounted Bush votes will be found in an Iowa pasture three weeks after the polls close. Ms. Harris, strictly following election procedure, will declare Bush the winner. Kerry will be exiled to Nantucket

[catpuppy]

Until I saw the writer's picture, I thought that the article was written by a child.

[capitan_refugio]

The Floriduh dumb-o-craps main complaint is that their felons didn't get to vote for Gore - even though the State law is clear about how felons can requalify for the right to vote they forfeited by committing their high crimes.

[bad company]

I've been thinking the same thing. I've even seen articles mentioning similarities to Florida's run up to the 2000 election. This onfo really needs to start going national.

[shield]

This is about a delusional as it gets. It was clintoon that was NOT RE-ELECTION....voter fraud is what put this commander-in-thief back in office.

[King Prout]

the old axiom: possession is 9/10's of the law.

if they pull it off, the JD will fear purges.

[Poohbah]

I think that it will come up short, and get discovered. Kerry's campaign is remarkably incompetent, and has only gotten moreso since taking on the Clinton aides.

I really think that Hillary will (covertly) blow the whistle on this whole thing as a final October Surprise.

[bad company]

As it happens, absentee ballots are a pretty common thing around here. It doesn't alarm me when I see half a dozen requests for them all from the same neighborhood or street. (I'm stuffing envelopes at Dem HQ at times.)

Here's a post from du that's rather interesting.

[King Prout]

good catch!

[King Prout]

I hope you are right.

no reason for us to slack off, though.

fraud is like cockroaches - it doesn't like the light

[MeekOneGOP]

Check out Al Gore's REVIEW of Cast Away.

[MeekOneGOP]

How algore almost stole an election .....

Bug-eyed Chad Search

[dr_who_2]

The Left is slowly going nuts. Reality is a little more than they can take in.

[martin gibson]

Tom Brazaitis is obviously delusional...

Brazaitis is the pig...

[investigateworld]

See those John Hinkley eyes ?