Win or lose, Bush wins; (fudge numbers as needed) WARNING Major BARF Alert!

Cleveland Plain Dealer ^ | Sunday, September 26, 2004 | Tom Brazaitis

[ADemocratNoMore]

Florida's former election czar Katherine Harris will break all ties in favor of the Republican candidate. For instance, if Kerry gets 2.4 million more votes than Bush, Bush will be awarded a mulligan worth 2.5 million votes. Kerry's votes will be "lost," if you know what we mean.

In the unlikely event of a tie, Bush wins. In case Bush loses, Bush wins.

Previously uncounted Bush votes will be found in an Iowa pasture three weeks after the polls close. Ms. Harris, strictly following election procedure, will declare Bush the winner. Kerry will be exiled to Nantucket

[ADemocratNoMore]

It MAY be satire, but the article is also a window into the liberal mindset. Get over it, AlGore LOST!.

[Truth Table]

They see the writing on the wall and seek to undermine Bush's second term.

[mylife]

there is the old plaindealer we all know!

Tom Brazaitis is obviously delusional

[ADemocratNoMore]

The article also shows that this year we have to win big, (or hugh), so the Dims don't try to steal the Presidency again.

[pipecorp]

Isn't this the way it works in chicago?

[hyperpoly8]

It has been reported that Kerry activists were seen in the area of that Iowa pasture, where whole boxes of Bush ballots were dumped. Since it's not San Francisco, no harbor was handy.

[mylife]

Now Ive read the entire thing I see Tom is being sarcastic

[Moconservative]

Rush Limbaugh has said it many times. They are cracking up. It is fun to watch them going crazy!

[atomicpossum]

After all this whining, shouldn't they change the name to the Cleveland Plaintive Squealer?

[vivabushchick]

THE POLLSTERS WERE DEMOCRATS MR BARFZAITIS
(notice his expertise with polling fraud tactics)

[fat city]

Brazaitis has been writing this kind of crap for years as Washington correspondent for the Cleve PD. His stuff is mean, innacurate, biased and unreadable to anyone other than Cleveland leftists. He is married to the vivacious and equally upbeat Elanore Clift.

[Richard Axtell]

There is "stupid", such as the usual worn-out paeans about "Florida", then there is "idiocy", when some pundit tries to defend the stupidity of the "Bush Stole the Vote" lies, then there are "paranoid delusions", such as this. Sure, it's satire, but it is right in line with the standard DNC looneyrants we have become so sick of. I think we all have concluded that these criminals are certain to pull this merde again.

[Phrostie]

Have you ever noticed the democrat's habit of accusing the
republicans of the dirty tricks that they themselves are planning?

[King Prout]

it is called "psychological projection" when it happens innocently

it is called "innoculationg (one's self) against an issue" when it is done disingenuously.

the rank-and-file Dims suffer from the former
the Elite Dim Overlords profit from the latter.

[Poohbah]

I think they're about ready to go off their chump.

[King Prout]

Interesting, that such a "satire" would be published at the same time as all of this stuff is coming to light from Ohio:

Voter Registration Swells In Major Ohio Counties (Almost all Democrat - Major Fraud Underway)
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/news/1227681/posts?page=1

[HUGE POSSIBLE SCANDAL] 1,000 cases of suspicious voter registrations
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/news/1225808/posts?page=158

A Big Increase of New Voters in Swing States (NYTimes)
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/1227380/posts

please ping your lists - I smell something here.

[getitright]

I oppose the Democrat's policy of preemptive whining.

[getitright]

Might this be characterized as preemptive whining?

[King Prout]

*grins*

but, seriously... something stinks here.
see the list of links I just posted and tell me nothing is going on.

[Poohbah]

The attempt to flip the 2000 election by fraud will result in ANY oddball vote--either way--getting investigated to a fare-thee-well by the Justice Department.

If the Democrats think they're smart enough to do a repeat, they're going to discover that they aren't.