WHAT IS THE REWARD IN PARADISE FOR THE FEMALE SUICIDE BOMBERS?

To: grey_whiskers

Think Monica Lewinsky. . .?

As long as I only have to think about the top of her head, OK.

141 posted on 09/11/2004 10:47:30 PM PDT by FredZarguna (Wearing BLACK Pajamas, in honor of Hanoi John)

as I understand it, the houri is female, at least in the context. Here's some gems from an islamic website I saw today ...

http://www.masmn.org/Hadith/Riyad_Us_Saliheen/11_0234.htm

"Verily, Allah has purchased of the believers their lives and their properties for (the price) that theirs shall be the Jannah. They fight in Allah's Cause, so they kill (others) and are killed. It is a promise in truth which is binding on Him in the Taurat (Torah) and the Injeel (Gospel) and the Qur'an. And who is truer to his covenant than Allah? Then rejoice in the bargain which you have concluded. That is the supreme success.'' (9:111)

Commentary: Good deeds of a Muslim who dies or is martyred on the frontier will perpetuate and will be credited to his account till the Day of Resurrection; and like all other martyrs, sustenance will be provided to him even after his death. As Allah says: `Think not of those as dead who are killed in the way of Allah. Nay, they are alive, with their Rubb, and they have provision.'' (3:169)

1296. Muadh (May Allah be pleased with him) reported: The Prophet (PBUH) said, "Jannah becomes incumbent for a Muslim who fights for the Cause of Allah for a period as long as the time between two consecutive turns of milking a she-camel. He who receives a wound or a bruise in the Cause of Allah will appear on the Day of Resurrection as fresh as possible, its colour will be the colour of saffron and its fragrance will be that of musk.'' [At-Tirmidhi and Abu Dawud].

Commentary: "Fawaq'' is the period that intervenes between two consecutive turns of milking a she-camel. It is a very short interval and is an allusion to a very short period that one may spend in Jihad. Even Jihad for such a short time is so meritorious that his entitlement to Jannah is ensured by it, provided the Mujahid is sincere in his intention and his past conduct is free from major sins and encroachment on the rights of others.

1299. Abu Hurairah (May Allah be pleased with him) reported: The Messenger of Allah (PBUH) said, "The best life is that of the man who holds his horse's rein in Allah's way and flies on its back to the places from whence he hears a war cry or the clatter of arms, seeking martyrdom or slaughter on the battlefield; or that of a person who goes to stay on the top of the hill or in a valley, and there he performs Salat (prayer), pays the Zakat and worships his Rubb till death overtakes him. He has no concern with the affairs of anyone except the doing of good.'' [Muslim].

142 posted on 09/11/2004 10:48:06 PM PDT by Bobby777

To: thirteen stars

143 posted on 09/11/2004 10:48:14 PM PDT by TEXOKIE (Father in Heaven, take command of America and her Mission, her leaders, her people, and her troops!)

I forgot to mention those barracuda teeth...

144 posted on 09/11/2004 10:48:58 PM PDT by piasa (Attitude adjustments offered here free of charge.)

To: Slings and Arrows

LOL....youre right! I'll be vewwwy vewwwy caweful!!

145 posted on 09/11/2004 10:49:43 PM PDT by TEXOKIE (Father in Heaven, take command of America and her Mission, her leaders, her people, and her troops!)

Well, there you have it! Good one.

146 posted on 09/11/2004 10:52:09 PM PDT by TEXOKIE (Father in Heaven, take command of America and her Mission, her leaders, her people, and her troops!)

147 posted on 09/11/2004 10:52:45 PM PDT by TEXOKIE (Father in Heaven, take command of America and her Mission, her leaders, her people, and her troops!)

I forgot to mention those barracuda teeth...

Ooooooooooooooooooooooooooh ... barracuda!

148 posted on 09/11/2004 10:53:30 PM PDT by FredZarguna (Wearing BLACK Pajamas, in honor of Hanoi John)

To: Hillarys Gate Cult

YEAH!!! Good one! LOL!

149 posted on 09/11/2004 10:53:54 PM PDT by TEXOKIE (Father in Heaven, take command of America and her Mission, her leaders, her people, and her troops!)

To: Slings and Arrows

You and Dennis Miller?

150 posted on 09/11/2004 10:54:19 PM PDT by Atchafalaya

To: flying Elvis

151 posted on 09/11/2004 10:54:31 PM PDT by TEXOKIE (Father in Heaven, take command of America and her Mission, her leaders, her people, and her troops!)

To: Dont_Tread_On_Me_888

I think I'd choose D!

152 posted on 09/11/2004 10:57:08 PM PDT by TEXOKIE (Father in Heaven, take command of America and her Mission, her leaders, her people, and her troops!)

Tupperware.

Extremely funny. I can stop reading right here.

153 posted on 09/11/2004 10:58:32 PM PDT by radiohead (Burn in hell, Kerry.)

Thanks, broke my leg/ankle/foot, was od's by the EMT's, and was not declared as may live for 3 days. I am doing great now and I am on the Kerry record these days.

Doing my best to post a COMPLETE Kerry timeline/bio soon from about 50 sources.

Rose

154 posted on 09/11/2004 10:58:38 PM PDT by Yellow Rose of Texas (One man's conspiracy is another man's truth!)

tiki, that's cold! LOL!

155 posted on 09/11/2004 10:58:47 PM PDT by TEXOKIE (Father in Heaven, take command of America and her Mission, her leaders, her people, and her troops!)

ahhhhhhh they have nothing afterwards...zip. interesting.

157 posted on 09/11/2004 11:00:27 PM PDT by TEXOKIE (Father in Heaven, take command of America and her Mission, her leaders, her people, and her troops!)

To: gov_bean_ counter

hmmmmmm think I better let that one go by, my friend!

158 posted on 09/11/2004 11:01:00 PM PDT by TEXOKIE (Father in Heaven, take command of America and her Mission, her leaders, her people, and her troops!)

In a conversation with freepers amom and yellowroseoftexas, we were talking about the belief on the part of the terrorists that when they go to Paradise, they will be greeted with 72 virgins. We were wondering what the heavenly reward for the female terrorists might be.

72 cigars and an eternity in Bill Clinton's harem?

159 posted on 09/11/2004 11:02:33 PM PDT by piasa (Attitude adjustments offered here free of charge.)

"Seriously, IIRC, they get to bring their immediate familes with them to heaven."

Oh that IS interesting....sort of like our own immigration policy!

160 posted on 09/11/2004 11:02:46 PM PDT by TEXOKIE (Father in Heaven, take command of America and her Mission, her leaders, her people, and her troops!)

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