A Few of FR's Finest...Every Day...09-8-04..."Dear God from the Dog"

dutchess, gizmo

[dutchess]

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Hi..Giz here...It's been awhile since I did a thread...have been busy with summer vacations and trying to keep my recently adopted little BIG brother Rusty in line. (He has a thing about walking through screens...lot of oops in our house lately) But that's for another day...and I promise you soon. Today we read what some of our finest canine friends might write to God...These were sent to mom but thought they were cute enough to illustrate. ENJOY!

DEAR GOD FROM THE DOG

Dear God, When we get to heaven, can we sit on your couch? Or is it the same old story?

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Dear God, Why are there cars named after the jaguar, the cougar, the mustang, the colt, the stingray, and the rabbit, but not ONE named for a dog? How often do you see a cougar riding around? We dogs love a nice ride! Would it be so hard to rename the 'Chrysler Eagle' the 'Chrysler Beagle'?

Dear God, If a dog barks his head off in the forest and no human hears him, is he still a bad dog?

Dear God, We dogs can understand human verbal instructions, hand signals, whistles, horns, clickers, beepers, scent ID's, electromagnetic energy fields, and Frisbee flight paths. What do humans understand?

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Dear God, More meatballs, less spaghetti, please.

Dear God, Why do humans smell the flowers, but seldom if ever, smell one another?

Dear God, When we get to the Pearly Gates, do we have to shake a paw to get in?

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Dear God, Why do my owners go to the bathroom in the best freshwater bowl in the house?

Dear God, Are there mailmen in Heaven? If there are, will I have to apologize?

Dear God, Let me give you a list of a few things I must remember to be a good dog :

I will not eat the cats' food before they eat it, or after they throw it up.

I will not roll on dead seagulls, fish, crabs, etc., just because I like the way they smell.

The sofa is not a face towel; neither are Mom and Dad's laps.

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The garbage collector is not stealing our stuff.

My head does not belong in the refrigerator.

I will not bite the officer's hand when he reaches in for Mom's driver's license and registration.

I will not play tug-of-war with Dad's underwear when he's on the toilet.

Sticking my nose into someone's crotch is not an acceptable way of saying 'hello.'

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I do not need to suddenly stand straight up when I'm lying under the coffee table.

I must shake the rainwater out of my fur before entering the house.

I will not throw up in the car.

I will not come in from outside and immediately drag my butt across the carpet.

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The cat is not a squeaky toy; so when I play with him and he makes that noise, it's usually not a good thing.

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Okay...Giz back here...hope you enjoyed this...let me add one more...as many of you know I was a "dumped stray" who was "taken in" by my folks as many of our FreeperPets have been....Before I take my nap let me add.....

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Dear God, in case I haven't said so....thanks for finding us such special homes on earth especially for those of us lucky to live with Freepers. Life is good!

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[LadyX]

Watching the Weather Channel this afternoon, they gave a list of the number of tornados generated by Frances.

The numbers for the several states on the Eastern seaboard were ordinary, with the exception of my state - - South Carolina.

While all the others were under 10, we in the past two days had 40 !!

There were at least 3 within 30 miles of us, and we were under Torndao Warning for more than a full day.

We were blessed here, having fewer than two inches of rain, and winds that I doubt exceeded 40 mph.

[LadyX]

Hahahahahaha - -

(dogs have no class - ask any cat!..:))

[Gabz]

ROFL!!!!

pre-rinse cycle, that's great!!!

We have a tendency to refer to our two as "wash" and "dry"

[GailA]

It was a beautiful sunny day in Memphis.

[Gabz]

Hubby told me that on his way home from work this evening the Emergency Broadcast System of the radio station he was listening to went wild.........twister on the ground near the I-95 exit near Manassass.

[dixie sass]

So tired of the rain! Yet we have another week, at least, of it.

[lonestar]

I hope Gert didn't get blown away or wet!

Weinie

[Temple Owl]

Tell me all aabout Rusty. I like happy tales.

[Kitty Mittens]

Dutchess, this is an adorable thread! Thank you so much! Gizmo and Rusty are so cute, and Fred is super-adorable!

[Kitty Mittens]

Your post was precious, BlueLancer.

[Kitty Mittens]

I echo your tag line, my Lady: To God be all Praise and Honor and Glory.

[Aquamarine]

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