Man charged in farmyard romp with pig

Court TV ^ | Thu Sep 2, 5:26 PM ET | By Tinuola Awopetu,

[Fierce Allegiance]

(Court TV) — Austin Gullette denies the crime, but police in Ouachita, La., say they have the right man.

They've charged Gullete with having sex with his sister's pig.

According to Major Royce Toney, with the Ouachita Parish Sheriff's Office, Gullette's sister caught the 45-year-old man in the act Aug. 30.

"She heard her pig squealing around 11 p.m. and went out to investigate," Toney said.

The woman reportedly observed her brother engaging in intercourse with her Vietnamese potbelly pig, P-Pie. When she confronted Gullette, he fled into the woods, she said.

Deputies caught and arrested Gullette who denied the incident.

Toney said the eyewitness account and physical evidence found on Gullete prompted the arrest.

Gullete has been charged with committing a crime against nature and is being held without bond at the Ouachita Correctional Center. He faces a fine of up to $2000 and five years in jail with or without hard labor.

P-Pie is under observation at a local veterinarian.

[TigersEye]

Also, I wonder how he and the sister are getting along these days.

She was thrown over for her own pig. How do you think they are getting along?

[NYC Republican]

For your "Just Damn" List. LOL

[Darksheare]

YIKES!!

[robertpaulsen]

"Your honor, my client had just read this article and was only doing a little 'research'"

Yeah, like this guy:

"In early January 2003, Townshend admitted having provided his credit card details to a commercial child pornography website, and viewing the child porn images there, which he claimed to have done for research purposes. He made the admission after his credit card transaction was discovered as part of Operation Ore, a large anti- child pornography operation."
-- fact-index.com/p/pe/pete_townshend.html

[Bob]

Pork the other white meat.

Isn't there supposed to be a comma somewhere in there? :=)

[reagandemo]

I play a banjo but nope that's not me. Liberal DemoRAT: "Who has the right to judge this relationship between the man and this pig? They might be in love. No one is hurt and how can we be judgmental about this?"

[Izzy Dunne]

I am not a fig plucker,
But a fig plucker's son.
But I'll pluck figs
Till the fig plucker comes.

[Oberon]

Are they sure it was a pig?

I mean, where was Madeleine Albright at the time?

[GSWarrior]

I just like using pork as a verb.

[myheroesareDeadandRegistered]

"Suddenly I hear "Dueling Banjos" in my head...."

Would this be a (a bling,bling,bling,bling,bling,bling,bling) ping?

:)

[Elsie]

"I know I thought it was consensual, but NOW I realize that SHE didn't."

[Slings and Arrows]

Man, ain't life a pistol? Helen Thomas finally gets herself a man, and the cops arrest him!

[NYC Republican]

Pork the other white meat. Isn't there supposed to be a comma somewhere in there? :=)

LOL!!

[Elsie]

I just hope there are no offspring...

Too Late!!

[Ranxerox]

physical evidence found on Gullete prompted the arrest.

Too much information!

Relax, it was just lipstick!

[Slings and Arrows]

[Bluegrass Conservative]

Man, can't you feel sorry for poor P-Pie? I mean, she's sitting there in therapy with all that pent up frustration from not finishing!

Useless fact of the day: Pig's orgasms last for 30 minutes! 30 minutes!!!!

http://atomfilms.shockwave.com/landing/landingIndex.jsp?id=rff_pig_orgasms

[Guvmint_Cheese]

[gimme1ibertee]

When I saw the headline, I thought surely this is a story about Hillerah...fooled me!