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It's dog-lovers vs. cat lovers
ChronWatch ^
| 8/15/04
| Bert Prelutsky
Posted on 08/15/2004 7:46:04 AM PDT by GaretGarrett
Election: It's the Cat People vs. the Dog Lovers Written by Burt Prelutsky Sunday, August 15, 2004
All the pundits who are forecasting the November election, busily analyzing blue states, red states, and those all-important purple swing states, are spinning their wheels. At the risk of sounding even more presumptuous than usual, I contend that they are wasting their time and yours. If you want to know who's going to emerge victorious, all you really need to do is find out how many people have cats living with them and how many have dogs. The cat people, I have decided, will go overwhelmingly for Kerry; the dog lovers will do the same for Bush. It isn't simply that women, who often prefer felines to canines, tend to vote Democratic. It really goes to the nature of the animals........
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To: Laura Earl
341
posted on
08/19/2004 9:54:36 AM PDT
by
PreviouslyA-Lurker
(al-Qa'ida terrorists are cowards who hide behind masks and decapitate helpless victims.)
To: ßuddaßudd
342
posted on
08/19/2004 9:57:39 AM PDT
by
PreviouslyA-Lurker
(al-Qa'ida terrorists are cowards who hide behind masks and decapitate helpless victims.)
To: PreviouslyA-Lurker
Thanks. He prefers handsome over pretty, but likes the attention regardless. Do you have your kitty posted on this thread?
343
posted on
08/19/2004 10:24:14 AM PDT
by
ßuddaßudd
(7 days - 7 ways)
To: missyme
We have never left Kiwi alone! Always with a close family member. I never thought I would treat an animal like one of the children but we do.
344
posted on
08/19/2004 10:39:24 AM PDT
by
CobaltBlue
(Eat American honey.)
To: CobaltBlue
I know what you mean..Pets are family members, you love then with all your heart...
I hate leaving Zorro alone but it really is never more than 2 days otherwise he comes along...)
345
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08/19/2004 7:20:18 PM PDT
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missyme
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