combination of compassion, intelligence, and composure. Gee, that's nice."
"Teresa can go pound salt. I'm gonna call Natalie. She'll love this photo
of me looking commanding and militaristic even though Teresa hated it."
Posted on 08/11/2004 8:38:31 AM PDT by Conservomax
Edited on 08/11/2004 9:10:02 AM PDT by Admin Moderator. [history]
There is a pic of Evita and Lurch under the headline, which currently is unclickable. More news to follow, I would gather.
SEPARATE HOTEL ROOMS AFTER SHOUTING MATCH
**Exclusive**
Democrat presidential hopeful John Kerry and his wife got into a heated argument after a campaign rally in Arizona Sunday night -- a heated argument so hot they spent the night in different rooms!
A well-placed law enforcement source tells DRUDGE how Kerry and Teresa Heinz moved to separate suites at Flagstaff's Little America Hotel.
"It was a cooling off, nothing more," says a top source.
The stress of the campaign and the nonstop tour of battleground states is taking a toll on the Kerrys.
Teresa Heinz Kerry has been confiding in staffers how the tour is just "nonstop movement" and how there "is no time just to 'be.'"
Developing...
Of course the polls have Kerry ahead; it is quite simple to have the lead when pollsters call only Kerry voters. Nice try though.
Even if he were semi-honorable, the pressure from the DNC would be immense. When that ship starts sailing with all that DNC money, all stops will be pulled out(including sliming Swift Boat Vets) to make sure it stays on course!
And she thinks she can handle being first lady if she can't handle this? What a mess
Clitnoon was a president, kerry is just running.....he's going overboard, you betcha....
"Heinz-Kerry may be thinking of losing some weight---that 200-lb albatross leach of a husband."
If that skinny so&so weighs 200 lbs., then I'm a dead-ringer for Brittany Spears (work with me on this one...)
No surpise that Terayza and Kerry have had it with each other. I just hope the separation will happen before Nov 2 (snicker).
However, when I saw the header, I assumed Kerry and No-Bounce Eddie had had a shouting match.
Now that would be something to see.
You can't do on the internet what you can do in a private cabana at the Paris Hotel and Casino, but we decided that our recreation will be indoors. Who wants a sunburn there!
"Teresa can go pound salt. I'm gonna call Natalie. She'll love this photo
of me looking commanding and militaristic even though Teresa hated it."
LOL. He won't talk to her again until he hears from France and Germany on how to proceed.
OK, so I got this far, attempting to keep some decorum and behave myself but ... {and this is WAY off topic -- I hope not to get ZOTted} ...
So, this guy walks into his doctor's office, and the physician, who was quite over worked that day, asks the gentleman what his complaint is.
The patient, quite embarrassed, drops his pants and shorts, and displays his schwanstüker, which is about the size of a peanut.
The doctor loses it and, although he tries to maintain his professional objectivity by using such subterfuges as pretending to blow his nose, and turning around pretending to make notes in the patient's chart, finally bursts out in fits of uncontrollable laughter.
After a couple of minutes of feebly attempting to stifle his shameful lack of sensitivity toward his patient, the doctor collects himself, profusely apologizes to his patient, and asks the patient "So what is your complaint?"
The patient sez "It's swollen."
CAPTION: "Oh, baby, oh baby. OK I'll kiss you, just don't grab my ***.
Another one:
She married a Senate seat first and foremost. I guess if he doesn't vote, she doesn't get her pretenses' worth.
If she did that, many people would probably understand. Campaigning for president is a grueling nonstop sales marathon. I know I'd have to decompress every now & then if my hubby was running.
I am guessing that for the first time in their marriage they are spending a lot of time together and it's getting to the both of them.
Oh wow, I hadn't even thought of that! =:-O
Did Teresa ever spend much time in DC while John was doing his Senator thing? Or did she just stay in her mansions back in PA?
ROTFLMAO..........priceless.
But I can hear Terayza whispering in his ear, "You make one false move on my private parts, John-boy, and I'll throw you over the rim."
Sort of like the last two Dem "teams" who ran for President.
*cringe* A perfectly good hotel ruined by lowlifes. Back in my college days, my circle of friends used to ride out there to get $0.25 ice cream cones.
"make time to read this thread" BUMP!
And P.S. His long fingernails give me CLASS A number ONE CREEPS, right down to my toes. Understand where you are comin' from!
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