Anyone who willingly takes on a title with "sexual" in it has WAY too much time on their hands...
I always thought a Metrosexual was a pervert who had intercourse with the exhaust pipe of a GEO-Metro.
Live and learn.
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Just damn.
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I think the more interesting question is
where does John Kerry and his side kick Edwards stand on this?
I don't know, but please tell me the answer does not involve barnyard animals.
What is a Redneck-Sexual? Excerpt:So I had to reflect on my own leaning toward Metrosexuality and conclude that I was in fact a Redneck-Sexual. My definition of a Redneck-Sexual is a man or woman who has the tastes of a country boy but is still sensitive enough to love their truck. The Redneck-Sexual is not judged on the choice of clothes and style but by his/her character. A Redneck-Sexual lives in the Red States mainly but there are ones in San Francisco and Vermont and even New York City! A Redneck-Sexual doesn’t boycott French products he has never liked them and doesn’t think wine of any kind is better than beer.
If a Redneck-Sexual has been in a war and won medals it isn’t talked about because mainly it means that if you got a medal someone saw you do something brave. You know as a Redneck-Sexual that the bravest acts you did were things nobody saw – but you came home alive and that’s all the family cared about. If you got a Purple Heart you had lots of pain and suffering and you don’t talk about that either – it is part of being an American Soldier/Sailor/Marine.
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I'm guessing that's a "yes."
I'm a redneck but I don't talk about sex in public. Unless I've been drinking beer.
Nope! He drives a Ford!
It's our job to get the gals horny, otherwise, no dice.
Okay, that's where I draw the line. I'm a Ford man through and through, and so apparently is W. In at least one picture I have seen of him on his ranch he is definitely driving a Ford because you can see the oval on the steering wheel.
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