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1 posted on 08/07/2004 11:11:40 AM PDT by BeAllYouCanBe
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To: BeAllYouCanBe

George W. Bush is a Cowboy! Doesn't need to have s*xual
in his title at all - It's taken for granted!


2 posted on 08/07/2004 11:15:14 AM PDT by CharlotteVRWC
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To: BeAllYouCanBe

Being a male lesbian, I don't have time for metrosexuality.


4 posted on 08/07/2004 11:19:50 AM PDT by The Libertarian Dude (Why, if we can just pass a few more laws, we can ALL be criminals! - J.R. "Bob" Dobbs)
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If only somebody would make edible undies that taste like biscuits and gravy.
5 posted on 08/07/2004 11:21:06 AM PDT by cripplecreek (John kerry the Jim Jones candidate.)
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To: BeAllYouCanBe

Alabama Foreplay: "Brace yourself Sue Ellen!"


7 posted on 08/07/2004 11:23:46 AM PDT by ErnBatavia ("Dork"; a 60's term for a 60's kinda guy: JFK)
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I thought redneck-sexuals were those fellas who terrorized Ned Beatty in "Deliverance".


10 posted on 08/07/2004 11:31:56 AM PDT by RichInOC (WEEEEEEEEEEE!!!)
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And we like Redneck women, too.

YEHAW !

11 posted on 08/07/2004 11:34:10 AM PDT by Freebird Forever (islam IS a terrorist support network)
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Living with John Edwards has not been kind to Elizabeth!

She looks older than Teresa.

12 posted on 08/07/2004 11:35:00 AM PDT by CROSSHIGHWAYMAN (I don't believe anything a Democrat says. Bill Clinton set the standard!)
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I guess I fit in here.


14 posted on 08/07/2004 11:37:17 AM PDT by SeeRushToldU_So (Shut up and sing. I don't care what you think.)
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Any thoughts?


18 posted on 08/07/2004 11:39:31 AM PDT by untenured
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On the whole a pretty reasonable take, but you've probably managed to piss off a bunch of Ford and Dodge truck owners!


21 posted on 08/07/2004 11:40:37 AM PDT by 2 Kool 2 Be 4-Gotten
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The President has a top of the line Ford pick-up, I think it's an F-350, on his ranch. I only have a Dodge Dakota. It's Bush's fault!! LOL!!


26 posted on 08/07/2004 11:48:13 AM PDT by Springman
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A Redneck-Sexual doesn’t boycott French products he has never liked them and doesn’t think wine of any kind is better than beer.

Was with you for a while but I'm out. You can have my merlot when I'm done straining it through my kidneys.

29 posted on 08/07/2004 11:55:38 AM PDT by VadeRetro
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30 posted on 08/07/2004 12:07:14 PM PDT by harrycarey (Keyes for Senate 2004)
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These are nesting Redneck-Sexuals


42 posted on 08/07/2004 12:29:06 PM PDT by Lady Jag (Used to be sciencediet (aka Tad Rad) but found the solution)
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Belive me, Dubya is a blue blood, he is a great man, but he could never qualify as a redneck. Rancher/oilman fits him better.


50 posted on 08/07/2004 12:50:26 PM PDT by DirtyHarryY2K (G W B 2004! Friends Don't Let Friends Vote For DemocRATS)
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A Redneck-Sexual knows that:

Ain't nothin' in this world
Worth a solitary dime,
But old dogs and children,
And watermelon wine.


51 posted on 08/07/2004 1:00:57 PM PDT by HorsePlayer (Give me a $100 trifecta on Bush-Kerry-Nader)
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What is a Redneck-Sexual?

Here's a candidate.


52 posted on 08/07/2004 1:06:03 PM PDT by Professional Engineer (The glass is neither half full, nor half empty. It's twice as large as it needs to be.)
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ping


53 posted on 08/07/2004 1:06:56 PM PDT by Professional Engineer (The glass is neither half full, nor half empty. It's twice as large as it needs to be.)
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A true redneck sexual is a guy who closes all his love letters with.......

"Thinkin' of ewe..."

55 posted on 08/07/2004 1:16:57 PM PDT by daylate-dollarshort
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60 posted on 08/07/2004 1:38:01 PM PDT by traumer
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