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To: BeAllYouCanBe; Fiddlstix; Squantos; Clinger; GeronL; Billie; Slyfox; San Jacinto; SpookBrat; ...

What is a Redneck-Sexual?
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So I had to reflect on my own leaning toward Metrosexuality and conclude that I was in fact a Redneck-Sexual. My definition of a Redneck-Sexual is a man or woman who has the tastes of a country boy but is still sensitive enough to love their truck. The Redneck-Sexual is not judged on the choice of clothes and style but by his/her character. A Redneck-Sexual lives in the Red States mainly but there are ones in San Francisco and Vermont and even New York City! A Redneck-Sexual doesn’t boycott French products he has never liked them and doesn’t think wine of any kind is better than beer.
If a Redneck-Sexual has been in a war and won medals it isn’t talked about because mainly it means that if you got a medal someone saw you do something brave. You know as a Redneck-Sexual that the bravest acts you did were things nobody saw – but you came home alive and that’s all the family cared about. If you got a Purple Heart you had lots of pain and suffering and you don’t talk about that either – it is part of being an American Soldier/Sailor/Marine.

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102 posted on 08/07/2004 5:45:58 PM PDT by MeekOneGOP (There is only one GOOD 'RAT: one that has been voted OUT of POWER !! Straight ticket GOP!)

LOL!!! THANK YOU for the ping!!!!!!!!!!!!

104 posted on 08/07/2004 5:54:43 PM PDT by Brad’s Gramma (If only hamsters could vote.......)

To: MeekOneGOP; BeAllYouCanBe

Hmmm, well, here is a redneck's idea of safe sex…

109 posted on 08/07/2004 6:09:04 PM PDT by Victoria Delsoul (The beauty of flip-flopping consists entirely in saying one thing and doing something else)

It also means that I don't waste my time searching my inner sensitive self. I've got more important crap to do like clean my guns and ice down the beer. I'll leave that metrosexual gender bendering up to the girlie men.

116 posted on 08/07/2004 7:19:33 PM PDT by TADSLOS (Right Wing Infidel since 1954)

Thanks for the ping!

120 posted on 08/07/2004 9:38:00 PM PDT by Alamo-Girl

What is a Redneck-Sexual?

Beats me. It all could get pretty confusing to this ol' east Texas country boy if I didn't have this intolerance thing going. Girlie men haven't made a big splash in these parts ;^)

Truck? What truck?

FGS

135 posted on 08/08/2004 7:52:27 AM PDT by ForGod'sSake (ABCNNBCBS: An enemy at the gates is less formidable, for he is known and carries his banner openly.)

Thanks for the pings, MOG......I've been away for awhile, but I'm back!

Lando

138 posted on 08/08/2004 5:05:15 PM PDT by Lando Lincoln (A Fair and Balanced Decision - GWB in 2004)

This was funny, made my evening!

140 posted on 08/08/2004 11:04:20 PM PDT by Kate of Spice Island ('Effin the ineffible since '91." FirstIAmAUSSoldier and I approve of this message...)

I love my truck and I ain't afraid to admit it! ;-)

142 posted on 08/09/2004 2:47:45 AM PDT by humblegunner

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