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Oh no! Just when we thought Kerry couldn't get any dorkier, now he's Clinton with a guitar
AFP via Yahoo News Photos ^
| 8/6/04
Posted on 08/06/2004 8:50:18 AM PDT by Wolfstar
YAHOO CAPTION: Democratic presidential nominee US Sen. John Kerry plays guitar during a rally in Jefferson City, Missouri, as he and running mate John Edwards continue on the two-week, 3,500 mile 'Believe in America' tour across America (AFP/Justin Sullivan)
TOPICS: Front Page News; News/Current Events; Political Humor/Cartoons; Politics/Elections; US: Massachusetts; US: Missouri
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To: R_Kangel
Here's a shot of John Kerry being interviewed down at Air America's studios:
141
posted on
08/06/2004 11:05:39 AM PDT
by
weegee
(YOU could have been aborted, and you wouldn't have had a CHOICE about it.)
To: CyberAnt
Kerry really seems to be going around trying imitate, or trump, what he thinks President Bush's image is with the electorate. Problem is, GWB is real. Kerry just comes across more and more as a phony.
The guy is 61 years old, soon to be 62 in December. It's great for seniors to lead active lifestyles. But good grief, Charlie Brown!!!
He's walking.
He's running.
He's snow boarding.
He's wind surfing.
He's playing the guitar.
He's shooting.
He's a cowboy. He's mimicing Leonardo Di Caprio.
He's discovering corn.
He's on a bus tour.
He's on a train tour.
He's on a boat tour.
He's reporting for duty.
He's jumping several feet to touch a helicopter skid.
He's making me dizzy. I can't keep up with it all, and I'm a heck of a lot younger than he is.
142
posted on
08/06/2004 11:20:49 AM PDT
by
Wolfstar
(Dork, dufus, dolt, dummy, dope, Democrat — ain't alliteration grand!)
To: ILBBACH
Bush is beautiful through and through, and he is The Executive Cowboy.
143
posted on
08/06/2004 11:39:41 AM PDT
by
Lady Jag
(Used to be sciencediet (aka Tad Rad) but found the solution)
To: Wolfstar
LBT
-=-=-
144
posted on
08/06/2004 11:41:21 AM PDT
by
LiberalBassTurds
(Al Qaeda needs to know we are fluent in the "dialogue of bullets.")
To: LiberalBassTurds
Rhinestone Kerry, ROFLMAO!!!
145
posted on
08/06/2004 11:48:26 AM PDT
by
Wolfstar
(Dork, dufus, dolt, dummy, dope, Democrat — ain't alliteration grand!)
To: Wolfstar
I think he's trying to do what all the HIPPIES are trying to do .. relive their youth!
146
posted on
08/06/2004 11:51:27 AM PDT
by
CyberAnt
(President Bush: America is the Greatest Nation on the Face of the Earth)
To: Freemyland
To: Posts 18 & 113:
"Any word on what he was playing?"Other than both sides of the issue, I'm not sure.
Actually, you got it right. Both Sides Now by Judy Collins.
147
posted on
08/06/2004 11:55:08 AM PDT
by
Max7
To: exhaustedmomma; mass55th; Wolfstar; weegee
Even though he looks like Woody from Toy Story the differences are: 1) Woody is loyal to his friends. 2) Woody does not use Botox. 3) Woody has talent. 4) Woody does not hide his wounds or lie about how he got it.
148
posted on
08/06/2004 11:56:41 AM PDT
by
reagandemo
(The battle is near are you ready for the sacrifice?)
To: Wolfstar
Rhinestone Kerry, ROFLMAO!!!
Hehe, thanks Wolfstar!
LBT
-=-=-
149
posted on
08/06/2004 12:01:05 PM PDT
by
LiberalBassTurds
(Al Qaeda needs to know we are fluent in the "dialogue of bullets.")
To: presidio9
Save A Horse, Ride A Jackass!!!
150
posted on
08/06/2004 12:10:20 PM PDT
by
Safetgiver
(Is Clinton's book a "bone tome"?)
To: Wolfstar
Indeed Kerry looks like a dork, but look how much Edwards has aged!
151
posted on
08/06/2004 12:37:07 PM PDT
by
Boss_Jim_Gettys
(This tagline has been removed under threat of legal action by the DNC and Kerry-Edwards campaign.)
Comment #152 Removed by Moderator
To: reagandemo
You forgot one: 5) Woody has more personality.
153
posted on
08/06/2004 5:30:22 PM PDT
by
mass55th
(We are The Knights Who Say "Ni!" No! Not The Knights Who Say "Ni!" The same!)
To: Fawnn
"Oh Lord, it's hard to be humble,..."
Mac Davis - It's Hard To Be Humble
"Oh Lord it's hard to be humble
when you're perfect in every way.
I can't wait to look in the mirror
'cos I get better looking each day
"To know me is to love me
I must be a hell of a man.
O Lord it's hard to be humble
but I'm doing the best that I can.
"I used to have a girlfriend
I guess she just could'n't complete
with all of these love starved women
who keep clamouring at my feet.
Well, I probably find me another
but I guess they're all in awe of me
"Who cares? I never get lonesome
cause I treasure my own company.
"Oh Lord it's hard to be humble
when you're perfect in every way.
I can't wait to look in the mirror
'cos I get better looking each day
"To know me is to love me
I must be a hell of a man.
O Lord it's hard to be humble
but I'm doing the best that I can.
"I guess you can say I'm a loner
a cowboy outlaw tough and proud
Well,I could have lots of friends if I wanted
but then I wouldn't stand out from the crowd
some folks say that I'm egotistical
hell, I don't even know what that means
I guess it has something to do with the
way that I fill out my skin tight blue jeans.
"Oh Lord it's hard to be humble
when you're perfect in every way.
I can't wait to look in the mirror
'cos I get better looking each day
"To know me is to love me
I must be a hell of a man.
O Lord, it's hard to be humble
We're doing the best that we can. "
154
posted on
08/06/2004 6:23:57 PM PDT
by
yankeedame
("Born with the gift of laughter & a sense that the world was mad.")
To: Wolfstar
What is this, "Talent Night" at the old politicians home?
155
posted on
08/06/2004 6:25:45 PM PDT
by
tet68
( " We would not die in that man's company, that fears his fellowship to die with us...." Henry V.)
To: ILBBACH
He kinda looks like steve McQueen there don't you think?
Kerry looks like a "village person".
Hey, I'm not a musician but I play one on campaign, along
with a football player, a union man, a windsurfer, a veteran, a bicycle boy, and a nuanced "President".
156
posted on
08/06/2004 6:30:41 PM PDT
by
tet68
( " We would not die in that man's company, that fears his fellowship to die with us...." Henry V.)
To: grumple
I'm reminded of another DAC song, "It'll only hurt for a
little while, I'll just put........"
157
posted on
08/06/2004 6:35:05 PM PDT
by
tet68
( " We would not die in that man's company, that fears his fellowship to die with us...." Henry V.)
To: tet68
I'm talking about the GW pic you posted.
NOT Willie N.Kerry!
158
posted on
08/06/2004 6:37:46 PM PDT
by
tet68
( " We would not die in that man's company, that fears his fellowship to die with us...." Henry V.)
To: ThreeYearLurker
"Dude does play classical guitar. In fact, he grows his fingernails long on his right hand for it. What a freak!"
Anyone who regularly plays a stringed instrument like a guitar or banjo keeps his/her right hand nails long, esp the thumb and the left short... fact. I don't see that it's a bad thing that he plays guitar.. but, he shouldn't wear a cowboy hat. LOL
159
posted on
08/07/2004 6:39:15 AM PDT
by
Mercat
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