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Tight Spot" CARTOON featuring John Kerry getting squeezed by new book
IowaPresidentialWatch.com ^
| 8/4/2004
| IPWGOP
Posted on 08/04/2004 1:54:44 AM PDT by IPWGOP


TOPICS: Editorial; Political Humor/Cartoons; Politics/Elections
KEYWORDS: book; cartoon; command; john; kerry; lied; loser; medals; oneil; spermatazoa; spot; tight; traitor; treason; truth; unfit; veterans; vietnam; wounds
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posted on
08/04/2004 1:54:45 AM PDT
by
IPWGOP
To: AgThorn; jigsaw; BlessedBeGod; Brad's Gramma; MEG33; kellynla; HuntsvilleTxVeteran; ...
one more cartoon ping.... this is just too good to pass up
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posted on
08/04/2004 1:55:31 AM PDT
by
IPWGOP
(I'm Linda Eddy, and I approved this message... 'tooning the truth!)
To: IPWGOP
More "O Brother, Where Art Thou" lines, eh? :-)
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posted on
08/04/2004 1:56:47 AM PDT
by
Ichneumon
("...she might as well have been a space alien." - Bill Clinton, on Hillary, "My Life", p. 182)
To: Ichneumon
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posted on
08/04/2004 1:57:41 AM PDT
by
IPWGOP
(I'm Linda Eddy, and I approved this message... 'tooning the truth!)
To: IPWGOP
You're good -- and prolific!
Worth repeating (on this thread, too), imo:
Good news! People are listening! This book is already #3 on amazon -- and it won't be released until next week! ... In fact, the author will be a guest on Sean Hannity's radio show next Tuesday, the day of the book's official release.

Unfit for Command:
Swift Boat Veterans Speak Out Against John Kerry
by John E. O'Neill, Jerome R. Corsi
Note: Proceeds from any books ordered from amazon via my links are contributed to FR.
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posted on
08/04/2004 2:04:26 AM PDT
by
Fawnn
(Canteen wOOhOO Consultant and CookingWithPam.com person)
To: Fawnn
Unfit for Command?
I respectfully disagree. Whatever one might think of him, Kerry has the qualities of a dignified leader and the legacy of a proud warrior.
What enemy of America would not shake and tremble at the sight of this?

Paid for by Terzordians for Kerry 2280
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posted on
08/04/2004 2:29:10 AM PDT
by
Stallone
(Warrior Freepers Rule The Earth)
To: Stallone
What enemy of America would not shake and tremble at the sight of this?
Au contraire. That shaking and trembling you witness from the French is just from their giggling as they witness his silly fashion faux paux. The rules of haute couture dictate it's hippy daisy pin in the summer, and silly pastel sperm costume after (and NOT before!) Labor Day! ;)
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posted on
08/04/2004 4:06:45 AM PDT
by
Fawnn
(Canteen wOOhOO Consultant and CookingWithPam.com person)
To: IPWGOP
To: IPWGOP
Amazing Eddy ! You really are fantastic :)
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posted on
08/04/2004 4:21:26 AM PDT
by
ChadGore
(Vote Bush. He's Earned It.)
To: Ichneumon
I have No Name.

Blowing in the Wind
How many times must he flip flop and flip,
Before he takes a firm stand?
How many lies must he tell about Nam,
Before we all call his hand?
How many times can he vote pro and con,
Before he is totally canned?
His answer my friend, is changing with the wind.
His answer is changing with the wind.
How many times will he say George Bush lied,
Before he tells us a fact?
How many times must I hear him drone on,
And still my ears stay intact?
How many deaths did he cause there in Nam,
With all his appeasements at home?
The answer and trend, John Kerry's not our friend,
The answer's John Kerry's not our friend.
How many terms could John Kerry serve,
Before America's gone?
How many days before he would cave in,
Afraid to protect our home?
How many weeks till he gave us away,
And let the UN take the throne?
The answer my friend, we'd twist in the wind,
The answer is we'd twist in the wind.
Conspiracy Guy 8/3/2004
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posted on
08/04/2004 4:42:32 AM PDT
by
Conspiracy Guy
(They are where you least expect. Look around and you'll see them too.)
To: jrlc; USMCVIETVET
...and the hits just keep on coming...
To: Conspiracy Guy
Oh, great, now I have Joan Baez's voice stuck in my head...
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posted on
08/04/2004 5:40:00 AM PDT
by
Ichneumon
("...she might as well have been a space alien." - Bill Clinton, on Hillary, "My Life", p. 182)
To: IPWGOP
I like it, but may I suggest that you put this book on one side.
To: Ichneumon
I sing it in Dylan's voice. Here maybe this will help.
Oompa Loompa!

Flip Flop Flop Flip Flippiddy Poo
I have got some big lies for you
Flip Flop Flop Flip Flippiddo Pee
If you're dumb you'll listen to me
What should I get for my lies in the street
I'll get stomped by an elephant's feet
I served in Nam, Yes there in Viet Nam
Did I say I was, a hero in Nam
I hate Bush, that's how I am
Flip Flop Flop Flip Flippiddy Heir
If you'll follow me, we're going no where
You'll soon live under the UN
Flip Flop Flop Flip Flip Flop Again
Flippiddy in
Conspiracy Guy 8/3/2004
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posted on
08/04/2004 5:48:52 AM PDT
by
Conspiracy Guy
(They are where you least expect. Look around and you'll see them too.)
To: IPWGOP
LOL. . .and no doubt about it; serious 'damage control' is needed here.
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posted on
08/04/2004 7:11:53 AM PDT
by
cricket
(Don't Lose Your Head. . .Vote Republican)
To: IPWGOP
16
posted on
08/04/2004 7:34:02 AM PDT
by
doug from upland
(John Kerry is a sports fan like Lorena Bobbitt is a surgeon)
To: IPWGOP
At the risk of sounding like Lawrence Welk: Wonderful, wonderful! Great stuff!
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posted on
08/04/2004 3:54:10 PM PDT
by
alwaysconservative
(Kerwards: The catastrophic tour, coming to annoy someone in YOUR area!)
To: Conspiracy Guy
Regarding your #10 and #14, those are just terrific! Could I send them around to some friends in email? I would make sure you get credit, of course.
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posted on
08/04/2004 3:56:15 PM PDT
by
alwaysconservative
(Kerwards: The catastrophic tour, coming to annoy someone in YOUR area!)
To: alwaysconservative
Heck yes. I write for the cause, not for me.
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posted on
08/04/2004 4:35:06 PM PDT
by
Conspiracy Guy
(They are where you least expect. Look around and you'll see them too.)
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