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OSAMA FOUND IN SANDY BERGER'S PANTS
7/22/04

Posted on 07/22/2004 8:27:21 AM PDT by Liz

War on Terror Over

The war on terror came to an unexpectedly abrupt end today as the al-Qaeda network kingpin Osama bin Laden was found hiding in the pants of former national security adviser Sandy Berger.

While lawmakers on both sides of the aisle celebrated the discovery of Mr. bin Laden in the former White House aide's trousers, this latest episode left Mr. Berger, once again, with much explaining to do.

The former adviser to President Clinton said that his lawyers would not permit him to divulge how, when, or why the world's most wanted man had found safe haven in his pants, but he did tell reporters, "It was an honest mistake."

At the White House, President George W. Bush ordered an immediate and thorough search of Mr. Berger's pants "to see what else might be in there," hinting that the discovery of Saddam Hussein's long-sought weapons of mass destruction might be at hand.

With the war on terror suddenly over, the White House was said to be casting about for another human emotion to declare war upon, with many speculating that the U.S. would soon announce a war on irritability or shyness.

Meanwhile, the embattled Mr. Berger received support last night from an unexpected quarter as actress Winona Ryder vigorously defended him on CNN's "Larry King Live."

Speaking of Mr. Berger's recent woes, Ms. Ryder said, "I don't know Sandy Berger, but if he was stuffing things into his pants, my guess is he was just doing research for a movie role."


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To: Liz
Liz, that is very well done!
41 posted on 07/22/2004 10:33:00 AM PDT by lonevoice (Some things have to be believed to be seen)
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To: Liz

Yes...I've heard that the Archive Guards became suspicious when he sat down on a flat, wooden chair, at the long table, but was visibly tilting at a roughly 20-degree angle to the left.

At first, they thought he was farting, but strangely the Odor Alarms didn't sound...


42 posted on 07/22/2004 10:33:36 AM PDT by O Neill (When Johny bin Kerry comes marchin' home: Who cares? Who cares?)
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To: O Neill
but was visibly tilting at a roughly 20-degree angle to the left.

Why would the normal leftward tilt of a commiecRAT be suspicious?

43 posted on 07/22/2004 10:37:57 AM PDT by ASA Vet (Tourette's syndrome is just a $&#$*!% excuse for poor *%$#** language skills.)
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To: Conspiracy Guy
The File Bergler strikes again.

Free Osama !! :^O


44 posted on 07/22/2004 10:37:58 AM PDT by MeekOneGOP (There is only one GOOD 'RAT: one that has been voted OUT of POWER !! Straight ticket GOP!)
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To: Liz
OSAMA FOUND IN SANDY BERGER'S PANTS.....wow...film at 11.

Red

45 posted on 07/22/2004 10:50:17 AM PDT by Conservative4Ever (I love the 1st Amendment...I can call Clinton an idiot.)
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To: nutmeg

Thanks, I needed this...especially the Sandy Berger X-ray!


46 posted on 07/22/2004 12:30:53 PM PDT by stanz (Those who don't believe in evolution should go jump off the flat edge of the Earth.)
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To: Liz

Wrote this to add to thread.

The File Bergler

He went to see the documents,
You know the Secret kind.
What happened as he left the place,
Will surely blow your mind.
Somehow, weeks later, it appears,
They asked him where they’d gone.
He looked around and sure enough,
His socks were not alone.
His pants and jacket they were stuffed,
With papers large and small.
Osama and Al Qaeda too,
Just little things that’s all
Some he’d thrown away he said,
But those were nothing big.
Old Sandy is a clutter bug,
Announced the Clinton pig.
So shake it off and move along,
We know they’re honest men.
The Clinton mob would never lie,
Oops, they’ve been caught again.

Conspiracy Guy 7/22/2004


47 posted on 07/22/2004 1:29:43 PM PDT by Conspiracy Guy (They are where you least expect. Look around and you'll see them too.)
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To: Conspiracy Guy

LOL....really great.


48 posted on 07/22/2004 1:37:07 PM PDT by Liz
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To: Conservative4Ever

....film at 11........LOL

We gotta get that photoshopped.


49 posted on 07/22/2004 1:38:26 PM PDT by Liz
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To: Liz

; )


50 posted on 07/22/2004 1:38:44 PM PDT by Conspiracy Guy (They are where you least expect. Look around and you'll see them too.)
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To: InvisibleChurch
was earl bin laden concerned about the timing of this leak?

The article made me smile (although the mental image brought on by the headline was a tad disturbing) but your comment had me laughing fit to burst.

And now I'm stuck with TWO disturbig mental images... Let's just say the second one involves a urinal, and leave it there...
51 posted on 07/22/2004 8:53:26 PM PDT by KangarooJacqui (http://www.RightGoths.com/ - Gothic. Freaky. Conservative. Wear black and be proud!)
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To: Liz

Love it - LOL !!!


52 posted on 08/16/2004 9:20:37 AM PDT by cricket (Don't Lose Your Head. . .Vote Republican)
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To: Liz

Are you certain?

I had heard it was Jim McGreevey in Sandy Berger's pants.


53 posted on 08/16/2004 9:36:02 AM PDT by PBRSTREETGANG
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To: PBRSTREETGANG

LOL.........McG got into Berger's pants after OBL vacated them.

So they both had at 'im. LOL.


54 posted on 08/16/2004 9:56:12 AM PDT by Liz
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To: cricket; PBRSTREETGANG

I hear Berger is going to pose for Playboy's centerfold..........to show he has nothing to hide.


55 posted on 08/16/2004 9:57:48 AM PDT by Liz
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