Posted on 07/22/2004 8:27:21 AM PDT by Liz
War on Terror Over
The war on terror came to an unexpectedly abrupt end today as the al-Qaeda network kingpin Osama bin Laden was found hiding in the pants of former national security adviser Sandy Berger.
While lawmakers on both sides of the aisle celebrated the discovery of Mr. bin Laden in the former White House aide's trousers, this latest episode left Mr. Berger, once again, with much explaining to do.
The former adviser to President Clinton said that his lawyers would not permit him to divulge how, when, or why the world's most wanted man had found safe haven in his pants, but he did tell reporters, "It was an honest mistake."
At the White House, President George W. Bush ordered an immediate and thorough search of Mr. Berger's pants "to see what else might be in there," hinting that the discovery of Saddam Hussein's long-sought weapons of mass destruction might be at hand.
With the war on terror suddenly over, the White House was said to be casting about for another human emotion to declare war upon, with many speculating that the U.S. would soon announce a war on irritability or shyness.
Meanwhile, the embattled Mr. Berger received support last night from an unexpected quarter as actress Winona Ryder vigorously defended him on CNN's "Larry King Live."
Speaking of Mr. Berger's recent woes, Ms. Ryder said, "I don't know Sandy Berger, but if he was stuffing things into his pants, my guess is he was just doing research for a movie role."
Yes...I've heard that the Archive Guards became suspicious when he sat down on a flat, wooden chair, at the long table, but was visibly tilting at a roughly 20-degree angle to the left.
At first, they thought he was farting, but strangely the Odor Alarms didn't sound...
Why would the normal leftward tilt of a commiecRAT be suspicious?
The File Bergler strikes again.Free Osama !! :^O
Red
Thanks, I needed this...especially the Sandy Berger X-ray!
Wrote this to add to thread.
The File Bergler
He went to see the documents,
You know the Secret kind.
What happened as he left the place,
Will surely blow your mind.
Somehow, weeks later, it appears,
They asked him where they’d gone.
He looked around and sure enough,
His socks were not alone.
His pants and jacket they were stuffed,
With papers large and small.
Osama and Al Qaeda too,
Just little things that’s all
Some he’d thrown away he said,
But those were nothing big.
Old Sandy is a clutter bug,
Announced the Clinton pig.
So shake it off and move along,
We know they’re honest men.
The Clinton mob would never lie,
Oops, they’ve been caught again.
Conspiracy Guy 7/22/2004
LOL....really great.
....film at 11........LOL
We gotta get that photoshopped.
; )
Love it - LOL !!!
Are you certain?
I had heard it was Jim McGreevey in Sandy Berger's pants.
LOL.........McG got into Berger's pants after OBL vacated them.
So they both had at 'im. LOL.
I hear Berger is going to pose for Playboy's centerfold..........to show he has nothing to hide.
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