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OSAMA FOUND IN SANDY BERGER'S PANTS
7/22/04

Posted on 07/22/2004 8:27:21 AM PDT by Liz

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At the White House, President George W. Bush ordered an immediate and thorough search of Mr. Berger's pants "to see what else might be in there," hinting that the discovery of Saddam Hussein's long-sought weapons of mass destruction might be at hand.

Later, a leading proctologist from Johns Hopkins was sent over to search Berger's remaining body cavity.

1 posted on 07/22/2004 8:27:21 AM PDT by Liz
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To: Liz

We're gonna need some good pics for this one....FReepers?


2 posted on 07/22/2004 8:29:39 AM PDT by RushCrush (GW in 04!)
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To: Liz

Brilliant.


3 posted on 07/22/2004 8:31:42 AM PDT by ChewedGum (aka King of Fools)
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To: Liz

Too funny. Are you the source?


4 posted on 07/22/2004 8:32:29 AM PDT by prion (Yes, as a matter of fact, I AM the spelling police)
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To: Liz

After Osama was removed from Burger's pants he said "The Sand-man is in deep doo-doo, and I was in a first person position to sniff out the evidence."


5 posted on 07/22/2004 8:35:10 AM PDT by COUNTrecount
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To: RushCrush

Pantload Berger ready for another raid on the Ntl Archives.

6 posted on 07/22/2004 8:36:19 AM PDT by Liz
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To: Liz

That was a good laugh!


7 posted on 07/22/2004 8:36:22 AM PDT by RockinRight (Liberalism IS the status quo)
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To: Liz
OSAMA FOUND IN SANDY BERGER'S PANTS

Oh, Liz honey, you shouldn't have said that.

Now I'm going to be stuck with this visual image all day!

(:-p)

8 posted on 07/22/2004 8:36:55 AM PDT by MamaTexan (Liberals are just communists in metro-sexual clothing)
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To: COUNTrecount

Heheh....nice use of metaphors.


9 posted on 07/22/2004 8:37:05 AM PDT by Liz
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To: MamaTexan

Yeah, that mental pic is a pip, isn't it? LOL.


10 posted on 07/22/2004 8:38:03 AM PDT by Liz
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To: Liz

Thanks.Your article was great.


11 posted on 07/22/2004 8:38:24 AM PDT by COUNTrecount
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To: Liz

My question is, was he putting the documents in the front or back of his underwear?


12 posted on 07/22/2004 8:40:25 AM PDT by jetson (thorazine)
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To: Grampa Dave; Howlin; Fracas; onyx; Cultural Jihad; prairiebreeze; Dog; Doctor Raoul; kristinn; ...

If Clinton got a belly laugh out of Pantload Berger lifting classified documents, he should love this, eh?.


13 posted on 07/22/2004 8:43:04 AM PDT by Liz
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To: jetson

.....which leads to the question: boxers or briefs?


14 posted on 07/22/2004 8:44:07 AM PDT by Liz
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OSAMA FOUND IN SANDY BERGER'S PANTS

Hidden under all his papers presumably. What a slob.

Regards, Ivan

15 posted on 07/22/2004 8:44:39 AM PDT by MadIvan (Gothic. Freaky. Conservative. - http://www.rightgoths.com/)
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To: Liz

was earl bin laden concerned about the timing of this leak?


16 posted on 07/22/2004 8:46:56 AM PDT by InvisibleChurch (I actually did vote for the $87 billion before I voted against it)
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To: Liz

There may be a new charge filed for contaminating federal papers. This brings to mind the potatoe in the pants joke.


17 posted on 07/22/2004 8:47:08 AM PDT by jetson (thorazine)
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"My question is, was he putting the documents in the front or back of his underwear?"

ummmmmm...my guess is that there's no room in the back of his underwear....plenty of room in the front, though......

18 posted on 07/22/2004 8:51:02 AM PDT by bioprof
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Close...

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19 posted on 07/22/2004 8:52:00 AM PDT by pookie18
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To: Liz

LSHPIP.


20 posted on 07/22/2004 8:53:11 AM PDT by Conspiracy Guy (They are where you least expect. Look around and you'll see them too.)
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