Pantload Berger ready for another raid on the Ntl Archives.
Posted on 07/22/2004 8:27:21 AM PDT by Liz
War on Terror Over
The war on terror came to an unexpectedly abrupt end today as the al-Qaeda network kingpin Osama bin Laden was found hiding in the pants of former national security adviser Sandy Berger.
While lawmakers on both sides of the aisle celebrated the discovery of Mr. bin Laden in the former White House aide's trousers, this latest episode left Mr. Berger, once again, with much explaining to do.
The former adviser to President Clinton said that his lawyers would not permit him to divulge how, when, or why the world's most wanted man had found safe haven in his pants, but he did tell reporters, "It was an honest mistake."
At the White House, President George W. Bush ordered an immediate and thorough search of Mr. Berger's pants "to see what else might be in there," hinting that the discovery of Saddam Hussein's long-sought weapons of mass destruction might be at hand.
With the war on terror suddenly over, the White House was said to be casting about for another human emotion to declare war upon, with many speculating that the U.S. would soon announce a war on irritability or shyness.
Meanwhile, the embattled Mr. Berger received support last night from an unexpected quarter as actress Winona Ryder vigorously defended him on CNN's "Larry King Live."
Speaking of Mr. Berger's recent woes, Ms. Ryder said, "I don't know Sandy Berger, but if he was stuffing things into his pants, my guess is he was just doing research for a movie role."
Later, a leading proctologist from Johns Hopkins was sent over to search Berger's remaining body cavity.
We're gonna need some good pics for this one....FReepers?
Brilliant.
Too funny. Are you the source?
After Osama was removed from Burger's pants he said "The Sand-man is in deep doo-doo, and I was in a first person position to sniff out the evidence."
Pantload Berger ready for another raid on the Ntl Archives.
That was a good laugh!
Oh, Liz honey, you shouldn't have said that.
Now I'm going to be stuck with this visual image all day!
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Heheh....nice use of metaphors.
Yeah, that mental pic is a pip, isn't it? LOL.
Thanks.Your article was great.
My question is, was he putting the documents in the front or back of his underwear?
If Clinton got a belly laugh out of Pantload Berger lifting classified documents, he should love this, eh?.
.....which leads to the question: boxers or briefs?
Hidden under all his papers presumably. What a slob.
Regards, Ivan
was earl bin laden concerned about the timing of this leak?
There may be a new charge filed for contaminating federal papers. This brings to mind the potatoe in the pants joke.
ummmmmm...my guess is that there's no room in the back of his underwear....plenty of room in the front, though......
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