At the White House, President George W. Bush ordered an immediate and thorough search of Mr. Berger's pants "to see what else might be in there," hinting that the discovery of Saddam Hussein's long-sought weapons of mass destruction might be at hand. Later, a leading proctologist from Johns Hopkins was sent over to search Berger's remaining body cavity.
1 posted on
07/22/2004 8:27:21 AM PDT by
Liz
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To: Liz
We're gonna need some good pics for this one....FReepers?
2 posted on
07/22/2004 8:29:39 AM PDT by
RushCrush
(GW in 04!)
To: Liz
3 posted on
07/22/2004 8:31:42 AM PDT by
ChewedGum
(aka King of Fools)
To: Liz
Too funny. Are you the source?
4 posted on
07/22/2004 8:32:29 AM PDT by
prion
(Yes, as a matter of fact, I AM the spelling police)
To: Liz
After Osama was removed from Burger's pants he said "The Sand-man is in deep doo-doo, and I was in a first person position to sniff out the evidence."
To: Liz
7 posted on
07/22/2004 8:36:22 AM PDT by
RockinRight
(Liberalism IS the status quo)
To: Liz
OSAMA FOUND IN SANDY BERGER'S PANTS Oh, Liz honey, you shouldn't have said that.
Now I'm going to be stuck with this visual image all day!
(:-p)
8 posted on
07/22/2004 8:36:55 AM PDT by
MamaTexan
(Liberals are just communists in metro-sexual clothing)
To: Liz
My question is, was he putting the documents in the front or back of his underwear?
12 posted on
07/22/2004 8:40:25 AM PDT by
jetson
(thorazine)
To: Liz
OSAMA FOUND IN SANDY BERGER'S PANTSHidden under all his papers presumably. What a slob.
Regards, Ivan
15 posted on
07/22/2004 8:44:39 AM PDT by
MadIvan
(Gothic. Freaky. Conservative. - http://www.rightgoths.com/)
To: Liz
was earl bin laden concerned about the timing of this leak?
16 posted on
07/22/2004 8:46:56 AM PDT by
InvisibleChurch
(I actually did vote for the $87 billion before I voted against it)
To: Liz
Close...
Want more?
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/1176158/posts
19 posted on
07/22/2004 8:52:00 AM PDT by
pookie18
To: Liz
20 posted on
07/22/2004 8:53:11 AM PDT by
Conspiracy Guy
(They are where you least expect. Look around and you'll see them too.)
To: King Prout; Neets; Darksheare; scott0347; timpad; KangarooJacqui; The Scourge of Yazid; ...
22 posted on
07/22/2004 8:54:00 AM PDT by
Conspiracy Guy
(They are where you least expect. Look around and you'll see them too.)
To: Registered; Mia T; IPWGOP
We need some great artwork to accompany this 'article'! ;-)
27 posted on
07/22/2004 9:00:21 AM PDT by
nutmeg
("We're going to take things away from you on behalf of the common good." - Comrade Hillary - 6/28/04)
To: Liz
To: StarFan; Dutchy; alisasny; BobFromNJ; BUNNY2003; Cacique; Clemenza; Coleus; cyborg; DKNY; ...
Humor break ping!
Please FReepmail me if you want on or off my infrequent ‘miscellaneous’ ping list.
31 posted on
07/22/2004 9:25:00 AM PDT by
nutmeg
("We're going to take things away from you on behalf of the common good." - Comrade Hillary - 6/28/04)
To: Liz
This gives an all new meaning to "spider-hole."
33 posted on
07/22/2004 9:47:42 AM PDT by
Toespi
(,)
To: Liz
Liz, that is very well done!
41 posted on
07/22/2004 10:33:00 AM PDT by
lonevoice
(Some things have to be believed to be seen)
To: Liz
Yes...I've heard that the Archive Guards became suspicious when he sat down on a flat, wooden chair, at the long table, but was visibly tilting at a roughly 20-degree angle to the left.
At first, they thought he was farting, but strangely the Odor Alarms didn't sound...
42 posted on
07/22/2004 10:33:36 AM PDT by
O Neill
(When Johny bin Kerry comes marchin' home: Who cares? Who cares?)
To: Liz
OSAMA FOUND IN SANDY BERGER'S PANTS.....wow...film at 11.
Red
45 posted on
07/22/2004 10:50:17 AM PDT by
Conservative4Ever
(I love the 1st Amendment...I can call Clinton an idiot.)
To: Liz
Wrote this to add to thread.
The File Bergler
He went to see the documents,
You know the Secret kind.
What happened as he left the place,
Will surely blow your mind.
Somehow, weeks later, it appears,
They asked him where they’d gone.
He looked around and sure enough,
His socks were not alone.
His pants and jacket they were stuffed,
With papers large and small.
Osama and Al Qaeda too,
Just little things that’s all
Some he’d thrown away he said,
But those were nothing big.
Old Sandy is a clutter bug,
Announced the Clinton pig.
So shake it off and move along,
We know they’re honest men.
The Clinton mob would never lie,
Oops, they’ve been caught again.
Conspiracy Guy 7/22/2004
47 posted on
07/22/2004 1:29:43 PM PDT by
Conspiracy Guy
(They are where you least expect. Look around and you'll see them too.)
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