A Few of FR's Finest...Every Day...07-14-04....A Little Dog Humor (rerun)

dutchess

[dutchess]

A Few of FR's Finest....Every Day

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Hey..Giz here...Today's a re-run day. Had a great thread lined up for today....but FredtheCat and I got carried away with all the ice cream from Billie's thread and took a too long nap. Plus....never saw I re-run we didn't like. ENJOY!

How Many Dogs Does It Take to Change A Light Bulb?

Golden Retriever: The sun is shining, the day is young, we've got our whole lives ahead of us, and you're inside worrying about a stupid burned out bulb?

Border Collie: Just one. And then I'll replace any wiring that's not up to code.

Dachshund: You know I can't reach that stupid lamp!

Rottweiler: Make me.

Boxer: Who cares? I can still play with my squeaky toys in the dark.

Lab: Oh, me, me!!!!! Pleeeeeeeeeze let me change the light bulb! Can I? Can I? Huh? Huh? Huh? Can I? Pleeeeeeeeeze, please, please!

German Shepherd: I'll change it as soon as I've led these people from the dark, check to make sure I haven't missed any, and make just one more perimeter patrol to see that no one has tried to take advantage of the situation.

Jack Russell Terrier: I'll just pop it in while I'm bouncing off the walls and furniture.

Old English Sheep Dog: Light bulb? I'm sorry, but I don't see a light bulb?

Cocker Spaniel: Why change it? I can still pee on the carpet in the dark.


Chihuahua: Yo quiero Taco Bulb.

Pointer: I see it, there it is, there it is, right there ..

Greyhound: It isn't moving. Who cares?

Australian Shepherd: First, I'll put all the light bulbs in a little circle ...

Poodle: I'll just blow in the Border Collie's ear and he'll do it. By the time he finishes rewiring the house, my nails will be dry.

The Cat Answer???...... Dogs do not change light bulbs. People change light bulbs. So,the real question is: How long will it be before I can expect some light, some dinner, and a massage?????

THIS WEEK'S THREADS 07-12-04...Military Monday 07-13-04...Gimme Some Ice Cream and Nobody Gets Hurt

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[Darksheare]

It was kinda hard to sit still like that while melting.
*sigh*

[LadyX]

Oh, Louie, I'm sorry for that loss, and can identify.

We after several kitties and down to having one adopted stray, inherited our daughter's cat - Snuggles, 'The First Grandkitty' - when Jennifer moved and could not take her with her.

She lived with us (with other cats coming and going) and literally nursed my husband back to health after his heart attack in 1992, when I continued to work two more years before being sidelined myself.

Although never otherwise jumping up on counters, etc., if he sat at the dining room table overlooking the sliding doors and large deck beyond, she would get up on the table and make him put his arms in a circle around her.
She literally loved him into feeling better!

She lived until she was 17....bet Weinie has met her...

[ST.LOUIE1]

She literally loved him into feeling better!

How special! : )

I'd like to have another cat, but don't know how Grady would respond to her. Guess I'll just stick to pups. : )

[LadyX]

"It was kinda hard to sit still like that while melting.
*sigh*

Snap out of the self-pity routine, Bucko - -

You now can become a lovely "Puddle Person" !!

[Darksheare]

Yes, tis true.
But I'd like to be myself again.
BUT, while I was being a frozen circular confection someone ran off with my clothes.

[firewalk]

Awesome demonstration of your powers of suggestion, BIS !! Not going to bed until 0130, when you posted that, I was still asleep.

Waking at 0830, into my mind popped the thought, "I must ping BIS today - -"

Gladly, do I ...and hope ytou have a good day |:>))

Actually the good morning was why I pinged you
I decided to 'surprise' you for a change. (by saying hello first that is)

thank you for thinking of me first thing in the morning (-:
...ducking & running for cover

...course the good morning was for Colleen also.
I just answered her ping from yesterday on the new thread.

hope you both have a wonderful day (-:

[firewalk]

Hello Dutchess
...been reading about your flight lessons
hope that someday you'll give my house a fly-over (-:

have a good day

[WVNan]

LOL. That is hilarious. Scotties can get into trouble without even trying.

[LadyX]

Hi, Wolfie - if I were your dog,
I'd just love to have a kitty to chase play with . . .

[LadyX]

"But I'd like to be myself again.
BUT, while I was being a frozen circular confection
someone ran off with my clothes."

Steps to Recovery:

Return to castle in # 74.
Enter, filch procure suitable clothing,
preferably not made of metal,
and you thus will become socially acceptable.

(P.S. - Do NOT steal borrow any of LadyX's or duchesses' clothing,
or any other articles of the women's attire in the castle!!)

[LadyX]

It is indeed a good day, BIS!
Thanks.

Must leave the computer for a while, however,
and return this evening...

(Behave, Darks - -)

[Aquamarine]

Things are very busy here today, just stopping in to enjoy another sweet Pet Thread.
Did I see where Ditka is running for the Senate?! Hooray if he is, we need his kind in the Senate, no more mamsy pamsys!!

Will try to drop back in later, need to go work on John's essay, which is another winner!

[Aquamarine]

LOL! Both of these stories are so funny!

OK...going back to work. :(

[MeekOneGOP]

Did I see where Ditka is running for the Senate?! Hooray if he is,
we need his kind in the Senate, no more mamsy pamsys!!

Oh yeah. I heard. Here is an FR Search for Mike Ditka articles

[lonestar]

I probably shouldn't tell you this but, being who I am, Topsey is having a real blast here! No problems. We are a bunch of happy critters! Topsey sends love but is busy planning a party and consoling Buddy Clinton. Again!.

Weinie

[lonestar]

Nancee and Snuggles are among my best friends. They are doing great. I have a lot of cat friends. And one purple gorilla with sawdust for brains!

[Aquamarine]

That fantastic!

Just sent you a note Meekie.

[ST.LOUIE1]

LOL Cute doggie. : )

[dutchess]

Found your picture. You have freepmail!

[ST.LOUIE1]

Thank you, (((((Weinie))))))

Nice to know my nancee is is with you.

"Sawdust for brains"....hmmmmmm.....did Kerry leave us? Nothin' on the news. : )