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A Few of FR's Finest...Every Day...07-14-04....A Little Dog Humor (rerun)
dutchess

Posted on 07/13/2004 11:39:21 PM PDT by dutchess



A Few of FR's Finest....Every Day
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Hey..Giz here...Today's a re-run day. Had a great thread lined up for today....but FredtheCat and I got carried away with all the ice cream from Billie's thread and took a too long nap. Plus....never saw I re-run we didn't like. ENJOY!






How Many Dogs Does It Take to Change A Light Bulb?



Golden Retriever: The sun is shining, the day is young, we've got our whole lives ahead of us, and you're inside worrying about a stupid burned out bulb?



Border Collie: Just one. And then I'll replace any wiring that's not up to code.



Dachshund: You know I can't reach that stupid lamp!



Rottweiler: Make me.



Boxer: Who cares? I can still play with my squeaky toys in the dark.



Lab: Oh, me, me!!!!! Pleeeeeeeeeze let me change the light bulb! Can I? Can I? Huh? Huh? Huh? Can I? Pleeeeeeeeeze, please, please!



German Shepherd: I'll change it as soon as I've led these people from the dark, check to make sure I haven't missed any, and make just one more perimeter patrol to see that no one has tried to take advantage of the situation.



Jack Russell Terrier: I'll just pop it in while I'm bouncing off the walls and furniture.



Old English Sheep Dog: Light bulb? I'm sorry, but I don't see a light bulb?



Cocker Spaniel: Why change it? I can still pee on the carpet in the dark.



Chihuahua: Yo quiero Taco Bulb.



Pointer: I see it, there it is, there it is, right there ..



Greyhound: It isn't moving. Who cares?



Australian Shepherd: First, I'll put all the light bulbs in a little circle ...



Poodle: I'll just blow in the Border Collie's ear and he'll do it. By the time he finishes rewiring the house, my nails will be dry.



The Cat Answer???...... Dogs do not change light bulbs. People change light bulbs. So,the real question is: How long will it be before I can expect some light, some dinner, and a massage?????






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To: Billie; Aquamarine; Mama_Bear; Pippin; LadyX; All
Okay...back to work for me. Loved your puppy story pippin...Giz can sit up forever. He used to do it whenever I used the hairdryer...that was a signal that he could get a cookie. Now he does it constantly...often continuing to sit up while eating his treat. People think it's so cute...but it does get annoying. The worst part...if I finally say no...he gets this hurt look on his face, and walks away with his tail between his legs. Needless to say...he gets another treat and is back to sitting up again. I've created a "cookie monster"

Back later!
61 posted on 07/14/2004 9:56:48 AM PDT by dutchess
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To: Pippin
This is true, but mom didn't want to 'encourage anti-social and possibly destructive behavior', especially since my brother and I were kinda responsible for the destruction of the backyard...

*cough*
ANYhow, I miss field arillery.

62 posted on 07/14/2004 9:58:28 AM PDT by Darksheare (Join Artillery! Get paid to BLOW THINGS UP and BREAK THINGS. And mom said that wasn't possible.)
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To: dutchess
lOL! Are you SURE this is a RERUN?!!! I just know I've read ALL your pet threads, and this one is new to me! It is adorable! I remember you did another one with doggie pictures and captions, but didn't think it was 'changing a lightbulb'!

At any rate, this is so cute, funny, and sweet.......and SOOOOOOO typical of these breeds' personalities!

63 posted on 07/14/2004 10:09:44 AM PDT by Billie
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To: Darksheare
"*slinking ninja style form the air vents*
I'm here."

Hahahaha - and in what "form" art thou today, Darks,
other than your usual unique self ?

Looks as if the Old Letter Thief is on the prowl again, again - - -

64 posted on 07/14/2004 10:23:13 AM PDT by LadyX (((( To God be all praise and honor and glory -- ))))
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To: WVNan

Missed you, Nan, out getting groceries.
Loved your dog story! - LOLOL

{{{ Hugs }}}


65 posted on 07/14/2004 10:29:12 AM PDT by LadyX (((( To God be all praise and honor and glory -- ))))
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To: Darksheare

*sigh*


66 posted on 07/14/2004 10:47:41 AM PDT by Pippin (There's no need to have two "Johns" in the White House, they have enough facilities!)
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To: dutchess
Yep ! They took her face off the web site. Now they need to DUMP her totally ! :^D

67 posted on 07/14/2004 10:48:40 AM PDT by MeekOneGOP (There is only one GOOD 'RAT: one that has been voted OUT of POWER !! Straight ticket GOP!)
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To: Billie

((((BILLIE)))!


68 posted on 07/14/2004 10:51:19 AM PDT by Pippin (There's no need to have two "Johns" in the White House, they have enough facilities!)
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To: LadyX

Yup.
The letter thief got me alright.

"Form of, an Ice Donut!"


69 posted on 07/14/2004 10:51:55 AM PDT by Darksheare (Join Artillery! Get paid to BLOW THINGS UP and BREAK THINGS. And mom said that wasn't possible.)
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To: MeekOneGOP

((((MEEKIE)))!


70 posted on 07/14/2004 10:52:33 AM PDT by Pippin (There's no need to have two "Johns" in the White House, they have enough facilities!)
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To: Lakeside

We missed you, Lakeside - welcome back!


71 posted on 07/14/2004 10:54:56 AM PDT by LadyX (((( To God be all praise and honor and glory -- ))))
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To: Darksheare

An Ice Donought?


72 posted on 07/14/2004 10:55:09 AM PDT by Pippin (There's no need to have two "Johns" in the White House, they have enough facilities!)
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To: ST.LOUIE1

Good afternoon, Sir Louie - do you still have one or more kitties?


73 posted on 07/14/2004 10:57:31 AM PDT by LadyX (((( To God be all praise and honor and glory -- ))))
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To: Pippin

Ice Dunnonut?


74 posted on 07/14/2004 11:04:57 AM PDT by Darksheare (Join Artillery! Get paid to BLOW THINGS UP and BREAK THINGS. And mom said that wasn't possible.)
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To: Pippin

Sis grew up the 'normal' one...
..she never blew stuff up.


75 posted on 07/14/2004 11:06:09 AM PDT by Darksheare (Join Artillery! Get paid to BLOW THINGS UP and BREAK THINGS. And mom said that wasn't possible.)
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To: Pippin

And Good Morning from Malinois, Czech Sheperd, and GENUINE domestic brand Black Cat!


76 posted on 07/14/2004 11:08:03 AM PDT by litehaus
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To: LadyX
...- do you still have one or more kitties?

No, sad to say. : (

My cat-Nancee-lived to be almost 20 yrs old. I loved that cat, and still miss her.

77 posted on 07/14/2004 11:10:26 AM PDT by ST.LOUIE1
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To: Darksheare; Pippin; WVNan; All
""Form of, an Ice Donut!""

Love your colorful, kaleidoscope personalities, Darks... :|:>))

Ha !! I took yer pichur while you weren't looking:


78 posted on 07/14/2004 11:21:28 AM PDT by LadyX (((( To God be all praise and honor and glory -- ))))
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To: Pippin
Thanks. :^D

79 posted on 07/14/2004 11:31:55 AM PDT by MeekOneGOP (There is only one GOOD 'RAT: one that has been voted OUT of POWER !! Straight ticket GOP!)
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To: LadyX; Pippin; WVNan

Thanks!
I have the added benefit(?) of having a younger sister who 'helps' with the odd ideas and such that fly about my head.

"Love your colorful, kaleidoscope personalities, Darks.."
'Darksheare.. He has voices!'


80 posted on 07/14/2004 11:34:18 AM PDT by Darksheare (Join Artillery! Get paid to BLOW THINGS UP and BREAK THINGS. And mom said that wasn't possible.)
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