A Few of FR's Finest...Every Day...07-14-04....A Little Dog Humor (rerun)

dutchess

[dutchess]

A Few of FR's Finest....Every Day

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Hey..Giz here...Today's a re-run day. Had a great thread lined up for today....but FredtheCat and I got carried away with all the ice cream from Billie's thread and took a too long nap. Plus....never saw I re-run we didn't like. ENJOY!

How Many Dogs Does It Take to Change A Light Bulb?

Golden Retriever: The sun is shining, the day is young, we've got our whole lives ahead of us, and you're inside worrying about a stupid burned out bulb?

Border Collie: Just one. And then I'll replace any wiring that's not up to code.

Dachshund: You know I can't reach that stupid lamp!

Rottweiler: Make me.

Boxer: Who cares? I can still play with my squeaky toys in the dark.

Lab: Oh, me, me!!!!! Pleeeeeeeeeze let me change the light bulb! Can I? Can I? Huh? Huh? Huh? Can I? Pleeeeeeeeeze, please, please!

German Shepherd: I'll change it as soon as I've led these people from the dark, check to make sure I haven't missed any, and make just one more perimeter patrol to see that no one has tried to take advantage of the situation.

Jack Russell Terrier: I'll just pop it in while I'm bouncing off the walls and furniture.

Old English Sheep Dog: Light bulb? I'm sorry, but I don't see a light bulb?

Cocker Spaniel: Why change it? I can still pee on the carpet in the dark.


Chihuahua: Yo quiero Taco Bulb.

Pointer: I see it, there it is, there it is, right there ..

Greyhound: It isn't moving. Who cares?

Australian Shepherd: First, I'll put all the light bulbs in a little circle ...

Poodle: I'll just blow in the Border Collie's ear and he'll do it. By the time he finishes rewiring the house, my nails will be dry.

The Cat Answer???...... Dogs do not change light bulbs. People change light bulbs. So,the real question is: How long will it be before I can expect some light, some dinner, and a massage?????

THIS WEEK'S THREADS 07-12-04...Military Monday 07-13-04...Gimme Some Ice Cream and Nobody Gets Hurt

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[LadyX]

Uh oh - now you've reminded me of the last dog we had.
When we left the military in 1969 and were going back to Florida, we could not take him with us, but found a good home with a woman who had a retarded adult son, whose companion Striker became.

Unfortunately, his new home was right off the highway we had to take when we left there, and he was sitting by their mailbox watching the road, looking sad.
Hard on the children in particular.

Tough moments of life.
Yeah - think of all the pets who wait for us there with Weinie!

Headed for bed now - good night and God bless all...

[Kitty Mittens]

Sleep tight, my Lady, in His Love. :)

[nicmarlo]

That's too funny....the celebs think they're so smart....but what they fail to realize is they're so dumb and "so out>/I> of touch with the heart and soul of Americans" : )

[nicmarlo]

Hi Miss dutchess...and good morning. Hope all is well with you.

[Aquamarine]

What's the big deal with the Tour de France?

[MeekOneGOP]

hehe ! The plot thickens !! She's OUT !!:

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