A Few of FR's Finest...Every Day...07-14-04....A Little Dog Humor (rerun)

dutchess

[dutchess]

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Hey..Giz here...Today's a re-run day. Had a great thread lined up for today....but FredtheCat and I got carried away with all the ice cream from Billie's thread and took a too long nap. Plus....never saw I re-run we didn't like. ENJOY!

How Many Dogs Does It Take to Change A Light Bulb?

Golden Retriever: The sun is shining, the day is young, we've got our whole lives ahead of us, and you're inside worrying about a stupid burned out bulb?

Border Collie: Just one. And then I'll replace any wiring that's not up to code.

Dachshund: You know I can't reach that stupid lamp!

Rottweiler: Make me.

Boxer: Who cares? I can still play with my squeaky toys in the dark.

Lab: Oh, me, me!!!!! Pleeeeeeeeeze let me change the light bulb! Can I? Can I? Huh? Huh? Huh? Can I? Pleeeeeeeeeze, please, please!

German Shepherd: I'll change it as soon as I've led these people from the dark, check to make sure I haven't missed any, and make just one more perimeter patrol to see that no one has tried to take advantage of the situation.

Jack Russell Terrier: I'll just pop it in while I'm bouncing off the walls and furniture.

Old English Sheep Dog: Light bulb? I'm sorry, but I don't see a light bulb?

Cocker Spaniel: Why change it? I can still pee on the carpet in the dark.


Chihuahua: Yo quiero Taco Bulb.

Pointer: I see it, there it is, there it is, right there ..

Greyhound: It isn't moving. Who cares?

Australian Shepherd: First, I'll put all the light bulbs in a little circle ...

Poodle: I'll just blow in the Border Collie's ear and he'll do it. By the time he finishes rewiring the house, my nails will be dry.

The Cat Answer???...... Dogs do not change light bulbs. People change light bulbs. So,the real question is: How long will it be before I can expect some light, some dinner, and a massage?????

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[dutchess]

I pledge allegiance to the flag of the United States of America; and to the Republic for which it stands One Nation Under God Indivisible, with Liberty and Justice for All.

[dutchess]

Welcome. It's Pet Day at the Finest. Please stop in and enjoy a little "dog" humor

[Diver Dave]

Evenin'/Mornin' dutchess.
I'm dog-tired and the "how many dogs..." question will have to be answered in the light of day.
But then again, there's the rub... don't need no stinkin' light bulbs in the bright sunlight.

[dutchess]

But then again, there's the rub... don't need no stinkin' light bulbs in the bright sunlight.

How cute. 'G'night' Bedtime here...

[Aeronaut]

Good morning Dutchess.

[The Raven]

Years ago, I came home and was greeted by my smiling Bassett Hound (ever see a dog smile?). Trouble is - he had the new TV remote in his mouth. And I could see where he had already damaged it with his teeth.

I chased him down the hall, under the bed, over the bed, in and out of every room in the house.

Then I got smart. I'll feed him a little early, and he'll drop the remote. It worked.

Next day, I came home, he had my passport in his mouth. Then it dawned on me. FOOD !! I had just taught him a new trick.

It got worse. We had overnight guests one time, and he's at the door with somebody's underwear in his mouth. I had to, of course, feed him and then figure out how to return the (used) underwear.

[MeekOneGOP]

Mornin', everybody ! Happy Wednesday !

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Whoopi yanked from Slim-Fast webpages
(BOYCOTT starting to work!)

[nicmarlo]

BTTT!!!!

[firewalk]

...stopping in to say good morning
(thanks for the pings)

[GailA]

I'd forgotten how funny this was.

[The Mayor]

July 14, 2004

The Clue Of Silence

Read: Isaiah 53

The chief priests accused Him of many things, but He answered nothing. —Mark 15:3

Bible In One Year: Psalms 10-12; Acts 19:1-20

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The story Silver Blaze by Sir Arthur Conan Doyle centers around a clue of silence. Detective Sherlock Holmes investigates the theft of a prized racehorse, which had been guarded by a watchdog. In gathering evidence, Holmes learns that the dog didn’t bark during the intrusion. The detective deduces that the dog knew the culprit, and this leads to solving the crime.

For anyone investigating the identity of Jesus, the Bible holds many clues. One of them is His silence. Centuries before Jesus lived, the prophet Isaiah wrote of Him:“As a sheep before its shearers is silent, so He opened not His mouth”(53:7). The significance of this remained obscure until Jesus was brought before His accusers and“answered nothing” (Mark 15:3).

It’s a small but important piece of evidence, especially when combined with other clues: His birth in Bethlehem (Micah 5:2; Luke 2:4), His Davidic lineage (Isaiah 11:10; Luke 3:31), and the casting of lots for His clothes (Psalm 22:18; John 19:23-24). These and more than 200 other fulfilled prophecies provide overwhelming evidence of the identity of Jesus.

He is the Messiah, the Son of God, the Savior of all who put their faith in Him. —Dave Egner

THINK ABOUT IT
Are you convinced that Jesus is the promised Savior?,
Have you accepted the forgiveness and eternal life He offers?
If you have doubts, read the gospel of John.

Believing Christ died—that’s history; believing Christ died for me—that’s salvation.

[Lakeside]

Good morning dutchess. How funny and how true! I've got an Aussie Shep and she would put the light bulbs in a circle then stare them down for a while. My other dog is a German Shepherd/collie mix who is the "chickenest" dog I've seen for being so large. She would run behind me and whine and "talk" (you know how Shepherds "talk") until *I* put the light bulb in. Woosie dog!

And a big good morning to all the rest of the Finest! I'm baaack. :-)

[MeekOneGOP]

Ain't it great !? :^D

[Pippin]

WOOF! WOOF!

hI, (((Dutchess)))

[Pippin]

GOOD MORNING FELLOW DOG LOVERS!

WELL..........

CAT LOVERS TOO!

[Temple Owl]

I think Ink is in love with the border collie.

[LadyX]

*LadyX claps with delight!!*

This is one of my favorite threads, dutchess - pure delight!

(My Binky Boy kitty agrees, seeing that after all the fuss and furor, cats really rule..:))

[LadyX]

"To: deadhead; LadyX

...stopping in to say good morning
(thanks for the pings)"

9 posted on 07/14/2004 7:37:57 AM EDT by BeforeISleep

Awesome demonstration of your powers of suggestion, BIS !!
Not going to bed until 0130, when you posted that, I was still asleep.

Waking at 0830, into my mind popped the thought,
"I must ping BIS today - -"

Gladly, do I ...and hope ytou have a good day |:>))

[lonestar]

I lead the pledge everyday at Rainbow Bridge.

Of course, it's only one thing I lead everyday!

Weinie

[ST.LOUIE1]

Poodle:
I'll just blow in the Border Collie's ear and he'll do it.
By the time he finishes rewiring the house, my nails will be dry.

LOL!!!! This is a great thread! I must have missed it first time around.

Wonderful doggie pics and even more wonderful.....your descriptions. LOL

Morning, ((((((dutchess))))))