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Michael Moore advocates buying votes with beer and food(from his "Do Something" suggestions)
MichaelMoore.com ^ | Summer 2004 | Michael Moore

Posted on 07/11/2004 9:07:16 PM PDT by weegee

3. I Will Adopt 5 Nonvoters I Know and Take Them to the Polls.

You know who they are. Your slacker friends who have given up on the whole rotten group of politicians who run this country. Or they're the people you know who have had their lives made full of hardships thanks to the policies set by those very politicians. They too, have given up. And who can blame them? Why should they waste two minutes on voting?

Of course, that is just what those in power want them thinking. The more of us who give up, the more the rich and powerful can run amok over our lives. And there is perhaps no election in our lifetime more important than this one.

Pick five of the people you know who probably aren't going to vote. Acknowledge their despair and cynicism. Don't try to talk them out of it. But gently give them pieces of information over the next few months.

And then make a plan for Election Day. Take them out to vote and out to lunch (you pick up the tab!). Or have a party that night for those who voted that day.

Or get more creative. Offer a six-pack to anyone in the office who votes (make sure you're not working in cubicles full of Republicans!). Promise to have sex with a nonvoter - whatever it takes!


TOPICS: Crime/Corruption; Front Page News; Government; Politics/Elections
KEYWORDS: 2004electionfraud; bribe; buyingvotes; electionlaws; michaelmoore; michaelmoore411; vkpac; votefraud
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Take them out to vote and out to lunch (you pick up the tab!).

Offer a six-pack to anyone in the office who votes (make sure you're not working in cubicles full of Republicans!).

1 posted on 07/11/2004 9:07:16 PM PDT by weegee
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To: weegee

Of course, this is going to fail in Michael's case. He'll eat all the food, drink all the beer...and it's almost needless to say, but just about nobody wants to have sex with Michael Moore.


2 posted on 07/11/2004 9:10:53 PM PDT by RichInOC (Mike, you should have titled the book "Dude, Where's My Winky?")
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To: weegee
I had sex with a non-voter in 1976 and Jimmy Carter still got elected... Hey, wait a minute...
3 posted on 07/11/2004 9:12:25 PM PDT by fat city (Julius Rosenberg's soviet code name was "Liberal")
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To: weegee

Mikey Moore needs to remember to turn of the XBox first before dragging his loser friends to the polls. For the beloved environment and blah blah blah...


4 posted on 07/11/2004 9:14:54 PM PDT by Carling
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To: weegee

A liberal in favor of buying votes is just being a liberal.


5 posted on 07/11/2004 9:16:39 PM PDT by GeronL (wketchup.com)
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To: weegee
Promise to have sex with a nonvoter - whatever it takes!
 
Moore wants you to have sex with a non-voter...as a bribe.


6 posted on 07/11/2004 9:18:03 PM PDT by Wolverine (A Concerned Citizen)
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To: weegee

talk about out of touch .. his limo liberal lifestyle has gotten to him ... he's expecting people whose lives "have been made miserable" and "full of hardships" to take co-workers (not unemployed one would assume) to lunch and pick up the tab?


7 posted on 07/11/2004 9:18:13 PM PDT by EDINVA (reporters aren't stupid .. they just think YOU are)
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To: weegee

Then from the looks of it, Michael Moore has wined and dined about 350 potential voters so far...


8 posted on 07/11/2004 9:18:40 PM PDT by reagan_fanatic (Liberalism is the end result of too many people peeing in the gene pool.)
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To: weegee

Yeah, he advocates beer and food for others, then uses raw sewage himself.


9 posted on 07/11/2004 9:19:08 PM PDT by DoughtyOne
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To: RichInOC

Naturally, Moore's suggestion leads everyone to realize he's morbidly obese, so many people throw a few low blows. I want to join in on the fun. I mean honestly! Is anyone really going to want to wait behind Moore at the buffet line?


10 posted on 07/11/2004 9:21:18 PM PDT by Mr. Bill E
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To: GeronL

GeronL wrote: "A liberal in favor of buying votes is just being a liberal."

I concur. You don't hear conservatives talking about bribing people to vote. Frankly, there are a whole lot of uninformed people out there who shouldn't be voting in the first place.


11 posted on 07/11/2004 9:23:29 PM PDT by CitizenUSA
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To: weegee
Promise to have sex with a nonvoter

Michael hasn't had much success with this enticement, but who knows, it might work for you.

12 posted on 07/11/2004 9:24:39 PM PDT by dead (I've got my eye out for Mullah Omar.)
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To: weegee

"Of course, that is just what those in power want them thinking. The more of us who give up, the more the rich and powerful can run amok over our lives. And there is perhaps no election in our lifetime more important than this one."

Rich people? Powerful people running amok? Sounds like he is talking about himself again.....


13 posted on 07/11/2004 9:27:57 PM PDT by MikefromOhio (Kerry renames the US The People's Republic of America)
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To: Mr. Bill E

As I said on another board: Don't run a clip from Michael Moore's new movie where he's driving around in an ice cream truck and yammering away on the PA system and not expect me to make fat jokes.


14 posted on 07/11/2004 9:28:48 PM PDT by RichInOC (Michael Moore wants your children...Regular is fine, but he really likes Extra Crispy.)
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To: dead

According to Moore's book, "Dude, Where's My Country", he first had sex at age 32, although he may have been joking in his own Moore-"911 would have been avoided had there been more black people on the planes"-humor way.


15 posted on 07/11/2004 9:30:09 PM PDT by Mr. Bill E
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To: EDINVA
Great eye on that one. Total Hollywood elitist. Deep in his mind he feels he has hardships, when they guy should be happy for excesses he has...not the lovehandles kind!
16 posted on 07/11/2004 9:40:39 PM PDT by endthematrix (To enter my lane you must use your turn signal!)
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To: weegee
Promise to have sex with a nonvoter - whatever it takes!

Yep. That's the democrat party alright. Whores and homosexuals.

Here's an idea. Find a democrat whore, do her (use a condom, for goodness sake - remember their diseases), and go to the poll and vote Bush. You get the easy lay, and vote for the good guy at the same time! You guys can get an easy lay and laugh about it with your friends later!

17 posted on 07/11/2004 9:42:56 PM PDT by concerned about politics ( Liberals are still stuck at the bottom of Maslow's Hierarchy)
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To: weegee

If the Democrats managed to elect the traitor Kerry with their ACT UP tactics, voter fraud, etc; would the results be accepted or would there be massive secession and civil war?


18 posted on 07/11/2004 9:46:31 PM PDT by Jim_Curtis
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To: MikeinIraq
"The more of us who give up, the more the rich and powerful can run amok over our lives. And there is perhaps no election in our lifetime more important than this one."

Words to live by! Kerry? Edwards?

19 posted on 07/11/2004 9:46:41 PM PDT by endthematrix (To enter my lane you must use your turn signal!)
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To: Mr. Bill E

Who wants to wait anywhere near Moore for anything? I'd prefer to go eat with someone who actually bathes.


20 posted on 07/11/2004 9:46:54 PM PDT by Sofa King (MY rights are not subject to YOUR approval http://www.angelfire.com/art2/sofaking/index.html)
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