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The man the Americans are parading is not the real Saddam Hussein
Pravda ^ | July 7, 2004 | Timothy Bancroft-Hinchey

Posted on 07/07/2004 12:35:08 PM PDT by Shermy

When a liar is clever and careful, he is convincing because he is plausible and covers all his tracks. However, the longer the lie is spun out, the more clues are left. The Bush regime has been neither clever, nor careful nor plausible in its disastrous foreign policy, which culminates in parading a "Saddam" before the cameras who is certainly not the real Saddam Hussein, ex-President of Iraq.

The first attempts at justifying the illegal act of butchery called the Second Gulf War started in December 2002 when documents were forged by British and American intelligence operationals, trying to create a link between Niger and Baghdad, which was supposed to be buying yellowcake uranium for its "active nuclear programme". In the event, Mohammed El Baradei, the Director of the International Atomic Energy Agency, saw the scam when the papers were presented to him. He said the letterhead was wrong, the names were wrong and the signatures were wrong. Those who showed the papers to him maintained a sullen and embarrassed silence and the issue was forgotten.

Suddenly, Washington stopped talking about Baghdad's "active nuclear programme" and concentrated instead on its Weapons of Mass Destruction and its chemical and biological warfare programme.

"Magnificent intelligence" was presented by Colin Powell at the UN Security Council, complete with maquettes and satellite photographs of "mobile chemical facilities". Soon afterwards, when the international UNMOVIC teams were unable to find the WMD, the Bush administration declared that "we know where they are".

So the act of butchery was launched. In the event, no weapons of mass destruction were found, nor even the production facilities and certainly no active nuclear programme. However, since nobody has spoken about these lies for a year, public opinion has forgotten them.

Next was the story of the murder of Saddam Hussein's sons, Ouday and Qusay, who were mysteriously together (when common sense would tell them to split up) with another man and a boy in a farmstead in the middle of a plain west of Baghdad. The story went as follows: hundreds of troops and a fleet of helicopter gunships finally killed the four after several hours of fighting.

This story sounded like the child trying to justify the fact that he had forgotten his homework, claiming that the dog ate it, the house caught fire and that someone stole his school bag on the way into the classroom. The photographs were not shown to the public immediately and when they did appear, Iraqis across the country shook their heads in disbelief, claiming that these were not Saddam's sons.

Then came the pictures of the hitherto clean-shaven, articulate, educated and proud Saddam Hussein, crawling out of a hole, disheveled, bearded and dirty, supposedly in December but with the date trees laden with mature fruits, which only takes place in August in that part of the world. Another strange occurrence.

The supposed Saddam was shown by an unconvincing Paul Bremer who declared "Ladies and Gentlemen, (pause) we got him!" The pause was telling, an unsaid "I am going to tell a lie". When the ex-President of Iraq's wife was taken to Qatar to see him, she burst out laughing and immediately said that this was not her husband. Had the Americans fallen for their own trap, or were a small group of Americans fooling the others?

Curiously, the Saddam shown by the Americans has a long beard after capture and continues to wear an unruly beard now, whereas Saddam Hussein the president was always clean-shaven and with a moustache. Why the beard now? To hide the fact that he is not the real Saddam? To hide the jaw line?

Now, the Holy Grail is offered by Joe Vialls, who sent his article "Shaddam Shaddam's new Vaudeville Scam" to Pravda.Ru this morning. In this piece he points out that all photographers were banned from photographing "Saddam" in court for security reasons but then the CNN arrived in the person of Christiane Amanpour, who immediately started shooting hundreds of metres of video footage, which was then transformed into stills.

Here was the mistake. As Mr. Vialls points out, the real Saddam Hussein had a fine set of teeth, completely even, in which the upper jaw closed over the lower (overbite). The figure paraded in court, as it is easy to see, has highly irregular lower teeth and a condition called "underbite", when the lower teeth close in front of the upper.

Touche. Dental records cannot lie. The set of teeth of the President of Iraq and the set of teeth of the man paraded before the cameras pretending to be Saddam Hussein are wholly and totally different.

The man they have in court is not the real Saddam Hussein. Yet another lie by this Bush administration is exposed. How much lower can this clique of criminals sink?

Timothy Bancroft-Hinchey


TOPICS: Extended News; Political Humor/Cartoons
KEYWORDS: antiamericanism; bancrofthinchey; batboy; communists; dnctalkingpoints; hussein; lyingliars; pravda; presidentbush; prisonersaddam; propaganda; saddam; saddamhussein; saddamincourt; saddamites; tinfoil
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1 posted on 07/07/2004 12:35:09 PM PDT by Shermy
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To: Shermy

The Russians just figured this out! No wonder they lost the Cold War. Everyone in the states for a longtime has known it was Phil Jackson.


2 posted on 07/07/2004 12:36:33 PM PDT by Patrick1
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To: Kenny Bunk; aculeus; swarthyguy; knighthawk; okie01; w_over_w; Dog; blam; cyncooper; mhking; ...

With a name like Pravda, it must be true.


3 posted on 07/07/2004 12:37:05 PM PDT by Shermy
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To: Shermy; RussianConservative

And Pravda is known for telling the truth.


4 posted on 07/07/2004 12:37:06 PM PDT by Paleo Conservative (Do not remove this tag under penalty of law.)
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To: Shermy

5 posted on 07/07/2004 12:37:08 PM PDT by South40 (Amnesty for ILLEGALS is a slap in the face to the USBP!)
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To: Shermy

So, is the real Saddam living with Elvis now?

Inquiring minds want to know.


6 posted on 07/07/2004 12:37:34 PM PDT by Luis Gonzalez (Sin Patria, pero sin amo)
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To: Patrick1

Intriguing dental analysis...


7 posted on 07/07/2004 12:38:15 PM PDT by Shermy
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To: Shermy
Get me the heavy duty Reynolds wrap..

I can save this man if some gets him tin foil.........SAT!!!!!!!

8 posted on 07/07/2004 12:38:25 PM PDT by Dog (In Memory of Pat Tillman ---- ---- ---- American Hero.)
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To: Shermy

LOL Tin foil hat alert.


9 posted on 07/07/2004 12:38:55 PM PDT by MEGoody (Kerry - isn't that a girl's name? (Conan O'Brian))
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To: Shermy

The left lost their minds a long time ago.

JFK must be rolling in his grave at how far left his party has moved.


10 posted on 07/07/2004 12:38:58 PM PDT by Peach
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To: South40; Mo1; Peach; Quilla; StriperSniper

That graph is Priceless!!!


11 posted on 07/07/2004 12:39:05 PM PDT by OXENinFLA
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To: Luis Gonzalez

I have been waiting for this one. I had assumed it would Al-Jazeera (or Al-Chazam.)


12 posted on 07/07/2004 12:39:20 PM PDT by IamConservative (A man who stands for nothing will fall for anything.)
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To: South40

ROTFOLMCLYMERO!

Post of the decade!


13 posted on 07/07/2004 12:39:29 PM PDT by Taxman (So that the beautiful pressure does not diminish!)
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To: South40
Bwuahahaha! What a funny post! May I steal it?

Oops, I already have.

14 posted on 07/07/2004 12:39:29 PM PDT by SquirrelKing ("I have to march because my mother could not have an abortion." - Maxine Waters (D - California)
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To: Luis Gonzalez
Pic of the poster
15 posted on 07/07/2004 12:40:48 PM PDT by Spackidagoosh
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To: Shermy

What the hell!??? Michael Moore is working for Pravda now???


16 posted on 07/07/2004 12:40:54 PM PDT by AuntB ("Government is not the solution to our problem. Government is our problem!" Ronald Reagan)
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To: Shermy
With a name like Pravda, it must be true.

The other big "news"paper in the old Soviet Union was Novosti, which means "News". Since Pravda means "Truth," they had a joke (excuse my rusty Russian grammar): V'Pravda nyet Novosti, y v'Novosti nyet Pravda." Meaning, "In Truth there is no news, and in News there is no truth."

17 posted on 07/07/2004 12:41:01 PM PDT by kezekiel
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To: Shermy; Phantom Lord
by Timothy Bancroft-Hinchey

File under:
Never Trust Anyone With a Hyphenated Name

18 posted on 07/07/2004 12:41:10 PM PDT by Constitution Day (Vote for Kerry, or Edwards will Sue Your Ass Off!)
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To: boris

America-hating American Timothy Bancroft-Hinchey is up to his old tricks I see.


19 posted on 07/07/2004 12:41:16 PM PDT by presidio9 (Islam Is As Islam Does)
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To: South40

LOL - Great!


20 posted on 07/07/2004 12:42:07 PM PDT by Peach
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