[Constitution Day]

by Timothy Bancroft-Hinchey

File under:
Never Trust Anyone With a Hyphenated Name

[Phantom Lord]

Actually, the rule applies to women. Unless this man hyphenated his name upon marriage to include his wifes maiden name.

[George Smiley]

My teenaged offspring and myself have both noted the strong resemblance between what we refer to as the
"courtroom Saddam" and Dennis Miller.

Might be some "Separated at Birth" material there.