CAPTION THIS PHOTO!

[DeFault User]

"And then to get my skin real tight, I'm hung from the ceiling in shackles..."

[Dick Vomer]

My husband's wound in Vietnam was THIS BIG!

[ditto h]

..so I gave Teddy a hug..

[TexasCajun]

Thought it was Jane Goodall at first.

[End_Clintonism_Now]

Every time John tells me those Viet Nam massacre stories I get goosebumps!!!

[Mr Ramsbotham]

So the big bad wolf jumps out and cries, "Ha ha! I'm going to EAT you!" And Little Red Riding Hood says, "Jeez, doesn't anyone hump anymore?"

[BSunday]

"Eef do right, no can defense !!"

[AmericanChef]

Heinz-Married: AWK! AWK! AWK!

Boy next to her: Mrs. Ketchup, I have to pee.

[ShandaLear]

"I hate you children this muhc."

[Sloth]

"...and then Morpheus told me the Agents cut the hardline, so I had to kick a bunch of cops' butts to get out of that place."

[LoudRepublicangirl]

Gee, thanks! I'd forgotten that. Is it the sunglasses on top of the head???



That's just part of her mystique. Not being a man, I do not understand why she believes she is sexy but I guess it's just one of those things that the rest of us women do not understand-but she does.

[ItsOurTimeNow]

"KKRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWW!!"

[Lead]

. . .if my husband, the Vietnam veteren, wins the election; then by the time you children are old enough to vote we will have you all hanging from socialist nanny state puppet strings, just like this. . .

[Pyro7480]

"I am the Lizard Queen."

[Pagey]

"...and when he actually signed my Pre-Nuptial agreement, I started jumping around like this..."

[TigersEye]

Not being a man, I do not understand why she believes she is sexy but I guess it's just one of those things that the rest of us women do not understand-but she does.

So you are saying Tuh-reeza is a man? Or was a man? I'm really confused now. I was just trying to figure how sunglasses on top of the head was any sexier than wearing a baseball cap backwards and now this!

[LoudRepublicangirl]

I'm sorry. I think I wrote that while on my lunch break. I'm not sure what I was trying to say.

[mindspy]

"See kids, to give yourself a wedgy you wear pants like these and squat down like this."

Man, that looks uncomfortable.

[HighWheeler]

Proof that even a $BILLION dollar$ in not enough to keep you from being a foolish idiot, having a frumpy and dumpy figure, wearing hand-me-down wrinkled pantsuits, having a K-mart lady hairstyle, spewing a constant stream of expletives, and yet, still believing you are sexy and desirable.

Are all Democrats stupid, or are all stupid people Democrats?

[Porterville]

Where's my carrion?